Editing The Headmaster (section)

== The Battleground ==
Ok, now we get down to the heavy stuff. The target of Elf momma's invasion is a smallish town to the south of their forests. This town has approximately 2500 residents, a sizable underground full of criminals, several noble families, a college for their children and a few alchemist shops, all taking cover behind a stone wall that surrounds the town, with a river running east to west that the town had previously exploited for trade. It's notable combatants were a single lv14 wizard (our Headmaster), a lv1 sorcerer (the head student of the Headmaster's college), a Cleric who had been told not to intervene between the two forces by his LG god (just think about that for a second), a Fighter NPC from the college who had previously been training the Headmaster's students, a number of cannons, and the students, armed with assorted firearms.

The elvish host consisted of some 2000 members of their 2100 strong forest clan kitted out as light infantry, an indeterminate amount of siege weapons and magic users, the Elf babymamma and an awoken immortal elvish king (it is worth mentioning at this point a piece of folklore dropped by the OP about this guy, that is that he can only apparently be killed by a god).

The elvish homeland also bears noting as it is protected from any sort of aggression and infiltration by an illusion (read: plot armor) that causes people to get lost and lose their way, making a preemptive reenactment of Vietnam impossible.


Acting on the suggestions of /tg/, the Headmaster did several things to help protect his town.

-Turned the outside of the walls into a quagmire that would make Verdun blush via the use of weather control spells.

-Assembled a fighting militia from the city's willing population of around 800 plus some support staff, while at the same time making preparations for the rest to evacuate under the direction of the LG cleric from before.

-Armed the same militia with Pavise[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavise] arrow shields to help protect them from the elvish arrows.

-Acquired not only the support of the criminal underworld but also a complete map of the towns underground sections and a sweet arse tattoo of a winged Rose to boot.

-Hired a squad of Dwarven siege engineers to man the cannons on the walls

-Hired a squad of greatsword wielding mercs to help in the ground defense

-Arranged for supplies to be delivered by boat

-Had the town Alchemists and Pharmacists work non-stop to create projectiles, chiefly of the toxic variety

-Put Water Barrels all over town to limit the damages of fire.

-The local churches declared this a Holy crusade.


I'm shit somebody help


Note from other shit writer: the ending is in the archive, but not the screenshots, so don't freak over there being no ending.