Editing The gamers (section)

== Notable Quotes ==
'''Original Movie'''
''GM'': You're going to Backstab him with a ballista???
''Nimble the thief'': Uh Huh.
''GM'': With a Fucking SIEGE weapon???!!!
''Nimble the thief'': Uh Huh.

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''The Gamemaster": There's only one patron at the bar, and he doesn't notice you.

''Nimble the Thief'': I pick his pocket.

''The Gamemaster'': Roll it.

''Nimble the Thief'': Ha ha! Got it. Does he have any, uh, weapons or anything?

''The Gamemaster'': Yeah, he's got a knife.

''Nimble the Thief'': I take that too.

''The Gamemaster'': Ok. Roll it.

''Nimble the Thief'': Ha ha! Cool! I'm kicking ass! I want to steal his pants.

''The Gamemaster'': You're not serious?

''Nimble the Thief'': I am serious.

''The Gamemaster'': Why do you want his pants?

''Nimble the Thief'': I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.

''The Gamemaster'': Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty.

[Dice rolls]

''The Gamemaster'': I don't believe it.

[pause]

''The Gamemaster'': Are you quite finished?

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''Newmoon the Elf'': [interrupting the Gamemaster] Wait, wait, wait! Cross the river? Shouldn't we like... uh... bury him. You know like, give him a proper funeral?

''Nimble the Thief'': I agree!

''Ambrose'': [rolling up a new character, looking up surprised] Thanks, guys!

''Rogar, The Barbarian'': Yeah, yeah! Dude! We get 15 piety points per level when we bury a party member, and since he was level six...

''Nimble the Thief'': That be like 90 points!

''Rogar, The Barbarian'': Boohyah!

''Nimble the Thief'': Boohyah!

[Nimble highfives Rogar]

''Newmoon the Elf'': And that'll totally make up for that orphanage we burned down...

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'''Second Movie'''

''Luster'': This flask is now full of holy water. Tell us what we want to know... or I'll give you a bath!

''Drazuul'': Your threat's empty. A paladin cannot stand by while torture takes place.

[Luster looks over at Sir Osric]

''Sir Osric'': [sighs] My, what fine yet rustic architecture. I think I will examine it more closely.

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''Lodge'': [narrating] Flynn is alone with the Grimmoire.

''Leo'': I stab it! Wait! I BACKSTAB it!

''Cass'': Good call.

''Lodge'': Y-y-you can't backstab it! You can't *sneak-attack* an inanimate object!

''Leo'': Why not? It's PRONE!

''Lodge'': It doesn't have a discernible anatomy!

''Leo'': It's got a SPINE! Doesn't it?

[Leo rolls a fumble, causing Flynn to stab himself]

''Leo'': [in shock] Bards suck.

''Lodge'': That... was unprecedented, Leo.

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''Brother Silence'': He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent!

[beat]

''Lodge'': Lose fifty experience.

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''Gary'': I'm a wild mage. WILD! But you losers can call me "sorceress". That's right. I'm playing a chick.

''Leo'': Dude, you hot?

''Gary'': Seventeen charisma.

''Leo'': Wanna have sex?

''Gary'': Totally.

''Leo'': Great! I seduce him, uh her.

[Leo rolls his die]

''Leo'': Yes! I can totally seduce any homophobe with that roll!

''Lodge'': We *haven't* started yet. You guys *haven't* met!