Editing Truly Immovable Rod (section)

== Why this would work, but not how you expected it to ==

Relativity aside, the only way an object could be immovable would be if it had infinite mass. Any object of infinite mass would subject everything in the universe to infinite g-forces, thereby pulling everything in the universe toward itself at the speed of light. This would be extremely bad for anyone trying to use the immovable rod as a weapon. The good news is that, since these g-forces are infinite, they are equal regardless of distance from the immovable rod, which means there are no tidal forces and no spaghettification; people will live long enough to be crushed into neutronium instead.

In short: the moment you activate the rod, the universe as you know it ceases to exist. [[Henderson Scale|You won?]]

Well, actually only your local galaxy would be at any risk for the next million years, since inter-galatic space is so huge that even rushing toward the immovable rod at the speed of light will take ages.