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== Notable Members of the Ordos Hereticus == [[Image:Karamazov.gif|frame|left|"Take this down, Horace... ''YOU THERE! YOU SUCK!''"]] ==== Lord Inquisitor [[Fyodor Karamazov]] ==== ''"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."'' Lazy bastard. Sits on a massive, dreadnought-esque chair and merely points to where the servitor should aim his triple-linked multi-melta while his trusty aide Dominique makes snide comments. The other thing he's known for is his many flavors of orbital bombardment, all of which seem to be more accurate when blasting his own men rather than the enemy. He's a great believer in [[JUST AS PLANNED|Just. As. Planned.]] but the Empy version. Jokingly called Lord Krazypantsoff by several immature (and hilarious) users of /tg/. Many Thorian inquisitors, and even the Ecclesiarch himself, hate this guy, thanks to an incident where he [[Derp|purged a priest who had just reclaimed his world for the Imperium]]. Yeah, that quote up above wasn't an exaggeration. Unfortunately the quote ended up being correct this time, as the priest's cult had chaos worshipers in it that would've gone unnoticed (and possibly fucked everything up again) if Karamazov wasn't such an asshole. To be fair, the priest did break the Decree Passive and the main thing the Ordo Hereticus and Sisters of Battle were created for was to prevent and punish exactly that. He's also [[Bald Marines|bald]] due to an anti-aging cream gone wrong - all the workers for the company (called Dove) were subsequently purged and crucified. As the quote states: even if you're innocent he's gonna kill you anyway. So since you're fucked no matter what, go crazy. Set that baby on fire. G'wan. ''You know you wanna.'' He's named after Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and his famous book ''The Brothers Karamazov'' - which is known for its chapter ''The Grand Inquisitor'', where the eponymous Inquisitor arrests and judges ''the risen Christ''. As the above text shows, he is the butt of many [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device]] jokes due to being one of the main characters in the series. As of now, he's also the motherfucking Starchild's vessel. (Still a little bitch though). Sadly it seems he is likely to remain so forever, given TTS' fate. ==== Witch Hunter Tyrus ==== [[Image:Tyrus Miniature.JPG|frame|right|"YOU! YES YOU! STAND STILL, LADDIE!"]] This guy is so badass that all the motherflippin' [[-4 Str|ladies]] get PURGED when he enters the room. He was taken under the care of an inquisitor as a child after a [[grimdark|Daemon Prince ripped one of his ears and eyes out for fun before razing the rest of his village. Years later, the same Daemon Prince killed his mentor in battle but Tyrus was able to banish the bastard back to the warp again.]] His favorite method for finding [[Heresy|HERESY]] is forcing the accused to consume a jug of holy water. If they choke then they are considered heretic and crucified, shot, burned, then he lets a blind butcher loose on them, then they get shot again. Plus he loathes psykers, even the ones in the Inquisition. So don't ask him if he wants to see your new [[magic]] card trick. <gallery> Witch_Hunter_Tyrus.jpg|OH YEAH! </gallery> ====Adrastia==== [[Image:Adrastia.jpg|right|200px|"My chief weapons are surprise and fear!"|thumb]] [[Adrastia]] is a lot like what you'd expect from a Witch Hunter. Suspicious, ruthless, uncompromising and utterly devoted to finding and destroying all things heretical for the Emprah. She has a haughty and cavalier attitude and frequently found herself in conflict with Sergeant [[Merrick]] who was convinced she only came to sub-sector Aurelia because she hoped to capture Kyras and net herself a promotion rather than actually giving a crap about the sub-sector's imminent annihilation. She doesn't really bother to confirm or deny his accusations instead telling him to quit bitching at her and get on with his work but when Kyras turns into a gigantic Daemon the option to capture him alive quickly disappears so who knows. Her personality is somewhat grumpy and harsh having very little time for anyone who is not a heretic or pointing her in the direction of one (then again being kind of a buzzkill is pretty normal for Inquisitors who are not [[Amberley Vail]] so we can't really fault Adrastia for that). ====[[Inquisitor Greyfax|Katarinya Greyfax]]==== {{Inquisition}}
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