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== <b>/tg/ Shares His Hobby</b> ==

Scene: Dark room, Lit by a single lamp above a large card table.

*the figures of /tg/, /x/, /co/, /a/ and /k/ are sitting around the table.

TG; OK you enter the room, and you see a exit to the North and to the west. To the east you see a pedestal within a small alcove.

K: I search for traps!

A: Are you going to do that in EVERY room /k/?

K: Damn straight I am, you don't wanna step on a claymore do you?

X: There hasn't been a single trap in this whole dungeon, and there are no claymores!

K: How do you know! They're designed not to be seen, they're traps, so I'm gonna search for traps!

*/k/ rolls the die*

TG: You do not spy any traps in the room.

CO: Lets examine that pedestal in the east alcove.

X: No, we have to get to the end of the dungeon, lets take the north exit.

A: I'd rather see what's up with the pedestal, before we move on, it could hold some significance.

TG: As your party nears the pedestal, /k/ steps on a pressure plate, dropping the pedestal to a lower level, bringing whatever treasures it held with it.

K: I TOLD YOU THERE WERE TRAPS!

A: Idiot, if that was a trap it would have sprung by not, I think what we just did was extend this dungeon crawl to the next level, or worse!

X: W-worse?

*/x/ turns her face towards /tg/, hoping to get an answer from him

TG: I'm not saying anything, (peeking out from his screen) you'll just have to go through the rest of the dungeon to find out!

X: N-no fair

CO: well seems nothing's happening here, so let's take the North exit.

TG: The door reveals a stairway leading down to the lower levels; however, there doesn't seem to be any torches down there.

K: lets go down the stairs, I'll light a torch.

TG: As you descend the stairs the age of the complex becomes apparent, even the stone of the walls seems like it's rotting, a think scent of undeath and mildew hangs in the air.

*at this point /x/ and /co/ seem to be completely immersed in the world, while /a/ has a haughty look as if to say "I've seen worse than this" and /k/ looks like a spring ready to jump*

TG: The darkness begins to close in, almost eating the light. Eventually you reach the bottom of the stairs, and stare out into an open-

K: I search for traps!

*/x/ and /co/ are somewhat startled by this, but are shaken out of their immersion. /a/ facepalms.*

A: Ugh, way to ruin the moment jerk.

K: What? I'm just being cautious!

CO: well while he's searching for traps, I'll cast illumination on myself.

*/k/ rolls a 20 on his dice*

TG: As the illumination spell lights up the room, you see several traps, both sprung and unsprung, and a massive pile of skeletons, surrounded by a runed circle.

*/x/ squeaks out a small eek, frightened a bit at her own imagination*

TG: All of a sudden the illumination spell is snuffed out and you hear the rattling of bones and the moans of the undead!

*/x/'s face becomes even more pale and her eyes widen. Suddenly the lights in the room go off and /v/ and /g/ bust through the door*

V & G: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

* everyone jumps form their seats. /x/ clings herself to /tg/'s arm, /a/ falls over and /k/ and /co stand ready to fight, card table and die scattered around the room.*

V: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. MAN that was too easy, you guys really are a jumpy sort.

G: *snicker* Wow, that was an even better reaction that I thought.

*/tg/ stands there, with an "I am not amused" face (with /x/ now completely clung to his arm), and stares directly at /v/ and /g/*

TG: You guys are jackasses.