Editing Codex - Angry Marines 7th Edition (section)

===HQ===
====Angry Captain====
Angry Marines are not very good at "leading" their brothers as strategic-level commanders. This is a fact, although it is a fact none dare utter in front of an Angry Marine, lest they find their ribs turned into a hat rack and shoved up their ass. Angry Captains lack the patience to make plans aside from RUSHING THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS and long-term war plans are seen as a FUCKING WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME, at the very least. As one Angry Captain said in the middle of a planning session with a fellow group of Marines, "WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN HERE, IF THE ENEMY IS OUT THERE?!" But Angry Captains are far from stupid. They have an almost instinctive sense of how an enemy's weaknesses can be exploited. Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Captain || 6 || 3 || 4|| 4 || 3 || 5 || 4 || 9 || 3+  || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Captain || 105
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Wargear:
*Power Armor
*Two chainswords. (The extra attack due to having two close combat weapons is NOT included in the Angry Captain's profile. (And that is how it is in 99,9999999999999999999999999...% of all official Codex, in 40K))
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Twisted Lump of Metal/Iron Halo - Nobody's quite sure what this once was. Some theorize is was formerly an Iron Halo; others claim it had to be a Rosarius stolen from a Chaplain from a... lesser... Chapter, and others claim it is the Captain's raw hatred crystallized into physical form. In any case, it suffered one too many blows protecting the Captain, but it still (somehow) works, even though it spits sparks and smoke with every impact. For all intents and purposes, a Twisted Lump of Metal counts as an Iron Halo (as per Codex: Space Marines).

Options: 
*may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''', '''Ranged Weapons''', '''Artifacts''', and/or '''Special Wargear''' lists.
*May replace his Power Armour with Artificer Armour for 20 points.
*May replace his Power Armour, Frag and Krak Grenades with Terminator Armour for 30 points.

Special Rules:
* Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Unending '''RAGE'''
*I WILL RIDE A FUCKING BIKE IF I FUCKING WANT TO: If an Angry Captain commandeers a Space Marine Bike from the armoury (over the objections of the Techmarines, who hate to see the bikes destroyed by the Captain), his fellows will as well. If the Angry Captain is mounted on an Space Marine Bike, Angry Bike Gangs become Troops choices.

====Angry Chaplain====
Few beings in the known universe are bold enough to critizcize an Angry Marine. Their notoriously short tempers make enforcing discipline extremely difficult. In an effort to counteract this, potential Angry Chaplains are singled out after showing the most rage during their first battle and nominated as Ganger leaders. This pisses off the other Angry Marines, [[Just as planned|whose resentment pisses off the Ganger leaders.]] The most promising of the Ganger leaders are taught inventive new insults and the correct way to RIP OUT SOME FUCKER'S SPINE AND USE IT AS A CLUB. The older Angry Chaplains don't have the patience for teaching, but Commissars do, so they are often assigned to perform this task. Ganger leaders are promoted to full Angry Chaplain once they can swear profusely enough to make a Commissar blush.

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Chaplain || 6 || 2 || 4|| 4 || 2 || 4 || 2 || 9 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Chaplain ||  90
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Wargear: 
*Power Armour
*Bolt Pistol
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Crozius Iratus
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! Name !! Range!! S!! AP!! type
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| Crozius Iratus|| -|| +2|| 4 ||Melee, Concussive, Holy '''RAGE'''
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:*Holy '''RAGE''': The bearer of a weapon with the Holy '''RAGE''' special rule has a 3+ invulnerable save in close combat.

::''NOTE:'' Angry Chaplains don't use Rosariuses, CAUSE ONLY FAGGOTS WEAR FLASHY TRINKETS.


Options: 
*may take items from the '''Ranged Weapons''', '''Artifacts''', and/or '''Special Wargear''' lists.
*May replace his Power Armour and Frag and Krak with Terminator Armour for 30 points.

Special Rules:
* Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Zealot
*Litany of Profanity: The Angry Chaplain's oratory skills are not only used to inspire their brothers to RIP AND TEAR, but also to offend and mock their enemies. Even mindless Tyranids and undead Necrons are mentally crushed by the constant stream of curses an Angry Chaplain yells in battle. An enemy Unit must pass a leadership test in order to fire Overwatch at an Angry Chaplain or his Unit.

====Master of Mindfuckery====
These fuckers are the Angry Marines' equivalent to Librarians. Except they aren't called Librarians, because only BORING FUCKS READ BOOKS, AND I CAN WRECK YOUR SHIT WITH MY MIND. Unlike other Chapters, in which Librarians are in charge of the Chapter's history or BORING SHIT like that, the Masters of Mindfuckery have the job of FUCKING with the SHIT-FOR-BRAINS ENEMIES' SHIT BRAINS on the battlefield. And that's all you need to know!

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Master of Mindfuckery || 6 || 2 || 4|| 4 || 2 || 4 || 2 || 9 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Master of Mindfuckery || 65
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Wargear: 
*Power Armor
*Force weapon
*Bolt Pistol
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Psychic Hood

Options: 
*may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''', '''Ranged Weapons''', '''Artifacts''', and/or '''Special Wargear''' lists.
*May replace his Power Armour and Frag and Krak with Terminator Armour for 30 points.
*may be upgraded to Psyker (Mastery Level 2) for +25pts.

Special Rules:
* Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Psyker (Mastery Level 1).

====Angry Apothecary====
An Angry Apothecary is not so much a field medic as with other Chapters Apothecaries, as he his a fountain of creative insults and rage. Instead of giving his wounded battle brothers painkillers, he will piss them off so much that they forget their pain, and will fight with much more than just renewed strength. By simply shouting into their faces "STOP WHINING YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHITS!", an Angry Apothecary can get a Marine back into the fight faster than any healing technology could hope to. And if that's not enough to make sure his battle brothers continue to fight, then it's good that he has adamantium duct tape to patch wounds with.

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Apothecary || 5 || 2 || 4|| 4 || 2 || 4 || 2 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Apothecary || 55
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Wargear: 
*Power Armor
*Chainsword
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Adamantium duct tape - As long as the Angry Apothecary is alive, all models in his unit have the Feel No Pain (6+) Special Rule. This Fell No Pain (6+) may also be taken against unsaved Wounds that have the Instant Death Special Rule; but not against Detroyer attacks.
*HUGE FUCKING NEEDLE!
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! Name !! Range!! S!! AP!! type
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| HUGE FUCKING NEEDLE|| -|| U|| 2 ||Melee, Poisoned (4+)
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Options: 
*may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''', and/or '''Ranged Weapons''' lists.
*may take Cigar: +5 pts.
*may choose to take one of the following:
:*Space Marine Bike: +20 pts.
:*Jump Pack: +15 pts.


Special Rules:
*Not A Real Leader - a Command Squad and/or Angry Apothecary can never be a Warlord.
*Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*STOP WHINING YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHITS! - At the beginning of each Assault Phase where he is part of another unit, his unit must take a Toughness test. If this Toughness test is passed, nothing happens. On the other hand, if this Toughness test fails, a random model in the unit takes a Wound with no saves of any kind and/or Feel No Pain allowed (The Angry Apothecary can not take this Wound). Regardless of the result of the Toughness test, all other models than himself in his unit get the Rampage Special Rule.

====Command Squad====

For each HQ choice in your army (not including other Command Squads an Angry Commissars) you may include a Command Squad. These selections do not use up a Force Organisation slot.

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Veteran || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 2 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry || 5 Angry Veteran || 90 
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| Ultra Angry veteran || 5 || 3 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 2 || 8 || 2+ || Infantry
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| Ultra Angry Champion || 5 || 3 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 3 || 9 || 2+ || Infantry (Character)
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Wargear: 
*Angry Veteran:
:*Power Armour
:*Chainsword
:*Bolt pistol
:*Frag and Krak grenades<br>

*Ultra Angry veteran and Ultra Angry Champion:
:*Artificer Armour
:*Boltgun
:*Power Weapon (Power Sword, Power Bat, Power Lance or Power Wrench)
:*Bolt pistol
:*Frag and Krak grenades<br>

Options:
*May include up to 5 additional Angry Veteran for 18 pts/per model.
*Any model take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''', '''Ranged Weapons''', '''Special Weapons''', and/or '''Special Wargear''' lists. 
*the entire Squad may be upgraded to Ultra Angry veterans for 7 pts/per model.
*one Ultra Angry veteran may be upgraded to an Ultra Angry Champion for 15 pts.
:the entire Squad may choose to take one of the following:
:* the entire Squad may take Jump Packs for 3 pts/per model.
:* the entire Squad may take Space Marine Bikes for 7 pts/per model.
*If the squad does not take jump packs or Space Marine Bikes, it may select an Angry Rhino or a Drop Pod as dedicated transport.

Special Rules:
*not a real leader - a Command Squad and/or Angry Apothecary can never be a Warlord.
*Angry Marine
*Rage
*Adamantium will (only Ultra Angry Champion and Ultra Angry veteran)
*HONOR?! My ass! (only Ultra Angry Champion) - A model with this Special Rule also have the Honour or Death Special Rule. in addition to this, when A model with this Special Rule is in challenge, all the models in the unit the benefit from the "Rampage", "Fearless", "Preferred Enemy", and "Feel No Pain (4+)" special rules until the end of the challenge.

====Angry Commissars====
The Angry Marines respect very few things. Among these are anger, zeal, killing power, and, perhaps most importantly, cursing ability. Any who earn the respect of the Angry Marines in all four categories are allowed to tag along, just as long as they KEEP THE FUCK UP! This means that, on many occasions, the Angry Marines Chapter has picked up strays from the battlefield: Lone Wolves that love black humor, broken infantry regiments that have held out for 20 years against Chaos on their own, and the occasional ganger that was too old to induct officially. However, the largest category is, by far, the Angry Commissars.

Angry Commissars aren't really needed in the Chapter, as Angry Marines have no reason to run away or PUSSY SHIT LIKE THAT. However, the Imperial Guard practically forces them on the Chapter, since they're so good at keeping the FUCKING COWARDS with SHIT FOR BRAINS in line that the troops spend more time being terrified than actually fighting. Indeed, it is whispered that, if such a Commissar was not picked up by the Angry Marines, he would eventually turn to the worship of Khorne. Of course, that would make them significantly less badass (indeed, it would put them at roughly the same level as those FUCKING WORLD EATERS WANNABES), which cannot be allowed to happen, so they are "gifted" to the Angry Marines Chapter. Here, they guide others who have been picked up by the Chapter, as well as daring the Angry Marines to ever greater levels of ANGRY BADASSERY (after all, no Angry Marine wants to be outdone by some fucker that isn't even a Marine, much less an Angry Marine). 



For each HQ choice in your army (not including other Angry Commissars and Command Squads) you may include an Angry Commissar. These selections do not use up a Force Organisation slot.
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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Commissar || 5 || 3 || 3|| 3 || 2 || 3 || 2 || 9 || 4+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Commissar || 45
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Wargear: 
*Carapace Armor
*Chainsword
*Bolt Pistol
*Frag and Krak Grenades

Options: 
* may exchange his Bolt Pistol for another ranged weapon from the '''Ranged Weapons''' list. He may also exchange his Chainsword for another melee weapon from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' list.
* may take items from the '''Special Wargear''' list.

Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!!
*Independent Character
*Stubborn
*HEY! HE'S NOT AN ANGRY MARINE!: An Angry Commissar cannot be the Warlord of the army.
*FUCK YOU, OLD MAN! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!: Any model with the Angry Marine special rule in a unit with an Angry Commissar gains +1 attacks, as he attempts to show up the PUSSY WANNABE ANGRY COMMISSAR that's TOO FUCKING OLD FOR THIS SHIT ANYWAY. (This does not stack with the +1 attacks from the Banner of FUCK YOU.)
*HERESY! BLAM!