Editing Malal (section)

===Followers of Malal===
*The [[Sons of Malice]]

*Kaleb Daark

*<s>The Alpha Legion and their two primarchs</s> <s>{{BLAM|No such legion nor primarchs exist!}}</s> Of course Alpha Legion exists, but it has only one primarch: [[Alpharius|Omegon]]

*Suicidal people who don't want to die

*Scottish Koreans

*Jumbo shrimp

*Military intelligence

*The two missing primarchs

*[[Farsight|Tau assault units]]

*The living dead

*<s>You</s>

*<s>Me</s>

*<s>Us and them</s>

*Anarchist dictators

*Hypocrites

*Dead [[Sly Marbo]]

*Atheist preachers

*John Constantine

*Your girlfriend and the guy you shouldn't worry about

*You if you actually had a girlfriend

*Full semi-automatic gun owners

*[[Lofn|Domesticated Tyranids]]

*Tall midgets

*Black albinos

*Grey Knights

*Billy Mays

*<s>Honest politicians</s> It's so nonexisting term, that even Malal derps on it

*Gabe Newell

*C.S.Gotohell

*<s>Chris-chan's</s> He-who-shall-not-be-named's long-lost perfect, popular brother

*Josef Fritzl

*Eldar units that aren't utterly overpowered

*Screaming Mimes

*Uncle Ruckus

*Ork snipers

*Assurances that don't leave Lord Bale cold

*Vladimir Putin's estranged twin brother.

*Atheist Word Bearers

*Ronald McDonald

*[[Captain Titus|Ultramarines that deserve to live]]

*Vegemonster

*[[Sorcerers of Khorne|Khornate Sorcerers]]/[[Azariah Kyras|Librarians]]

*Tzeentch Berserkers

*[[Plague Surgeon |Nurglite Doctors]]/[[Festus the Leechlord |medics]]

*Slaanesh Automatons

*Bill Gates

*Blinker fluid salesmen

*[[Genestealer Cult|Tyranid allies]] (7th edition anyone?)

*Ork mathematicians (a.k.a. Mathboyz)

*Matt ward Fans (Newfags)

*Chaos centurions and knights (Forge world made them)

*Pacifist Marines

*Black Templar Librarians

*[[Nerdmonette|Celibate and Sober Slaanesh Daemon]] (The 5th deamonette creation)

*[[Planescape: Torment|Fall-from-Grace]]

*Cheap GW models

*Loyalist Dark Angels

*Egalitarian Eldar

*Sorcerers that can light water on fire

*Asexual and Altruistic Dark Eldar

*Industrial Exodites

*Led Zeppelin

*Germophobic Plaguebearers

*Ahzek Ahriman {{BLAM|DOUBLE HERESY!}}{{BLAM}}

*Two-Face

*Cool people wearing crocs

*Mikhail Bakunin

*People who finish gobstoppers/jawbreakers

*Justin Bieber's popular twin brother

*The Deceiver

*Necrons in flesh bodies

*Pacifist army ants

*Abstinent Daemonettes

*[[Ciaphas Cain|Commissars that don't {{BLAM}} their own troops.]]

*Virgin Bards

*Cuddly Night Lords

*Loving, compassionate Iron Warriors

*[[DOOM: Repercussions of Evil|People who don't worship Malal]]

*[[Everyone Is John|John]]

*[[Derp|People that aren't John]]

*DC Comics editorial and writer staff

*Kid friendly [[Lovecraft|Lovecraftian]] authors

*Safe for work pornography photographers

*Carnivorous gorillas

*Your mom

*Gay Pirates

*Manly douches

*Half-necron organisms

*Eskimo cactus farmers

*Vegan sharks

*Jewish Nazis (ashkenatzis)

*Malal

*Space Jesus

*Matt Ward (himself)

*Remleiz (40k theories)

*Capitalist Tau

*Old people (after all, dying of old age is just dying of not dying)

*Black KKK members

*Chinese factory workers

*Old-fags

*New-fags

*Handicapped Dreadnoughts

*George Soros...is this [[Tzeentch]]'s thing?

*[[Commander Puretide]] of the Tau, [[Grimdark|as his brain was being chewed out by computer chips to preserve his]] [[tactical genius]]

*/m/ after 2013

*Libertarians
*Acraphobic birds

*Transgender Seahorses

*UNDERCROFT MALICE

*Straight guys who have sex with men

*People who like mustard-flavoured ice cream

*Crimes Man

*The population cold shoulder

*Afro-American Republicans