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===Desolator Chainsword=== [[File:DesolatorChainsword.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Desolator Chainsword]] [[Dick|The Big Dick]] of chainweapons. Large enough to make [[Khorne]] proud. The appropriately named [[Rape|Desolator Chainsword]] is one of the two primary weapons of the [[Warmaster Iconoclast Titan]]. This motherfuckest of [[RIP AND TEAR]] are skyscraper-sized Chainswords used to make a Mega-Choppa feel limp-dicked in comparison. Of course, this along with the [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Krius Siege Drill|Krius Siege Drill]] begs the question on why even give a slow-moving, stupidly large target weapons that they could only engage at close range. Even by the stupid reputation of the Imperium, [[Derp|this is already stretching the limit on practicality, even by ''40k standards''.]] With how heavy the - you know - '''Heavy Battle Titan''' is, it is much more feasible for the Imperium go the [[Emperor Battle Titan]] way of mounting more guns and turning it into a fix-point superheavy artillery walker. This impracticality is further compounded by its...bizarre design choice. I mean look at it. [[Wat|What idiot thought it was a good idea to fuse the scabbard with the weapon's guide bar.]] [[Stupid|You literally have a giant close-combat weapon that can't even cut worth shit because that weird scabbard/guide bar design is blocking the chainsword from you know,]] [[EPIC FAIL|'''''cutting'''''.]] [[Fail|That's GW design 'quality' for you.]]
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