Editing Codex - Angry Marines 7th Edition (section)

====Angry Captain====
Angry Marines are not very good at "leading" their brothers as strategic-level commanders. This is a fact, although it is a fact none dare utter in front of an Angry Marine, lest they find their ribs turned into a hat rack and shoved up their ass. Angry Captains lack the patience to make plans aside from RUSHING THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS and long-term war plans are seen as a FUCKING WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME, at the very least. As one Angry Captain said in the middle of a planning session with a fellow group of Marines, "WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN HERE, IF THE ENEMY IS OUT THERE?!" But Angry Captains are far from stupid. They have an almost instinctive sense of how an enemy's weaknesses can be exploited. Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Captain || 6 || 3 || 4|| 4 || 3 || 5 || 4 || 9 || 3+  || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Captain || 105
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Wargear:
*Power Armor
*Two chainswords. (The extra attack due to having two close combat weapons is NOT included in the Angry Captain's profile. (And that is how it is in 99,9999999999999999999999999...% of all official Codex, in 40K))
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Twisted Lump of Metal/Iron Halo - Nobody's quite sure what this once was. Some theorize is was formerly an Iron Halo; others claim it had to be a Rosarius stolen from a Chaplain from a... lesser... Chapter, and others claim it is the Captain's raw hatred crystallized into physical form. In any case, it suffered one too many blows protecting the Captain, but it still (somehow) works, even though it spits sparks and smoke with every impact. For all intents and purposes, a Twisted Lump of Metal counts as an Iron Halo (as per Codex: Space Marines).

Options: 
*may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''', '''Ranged Weapons''', '''Artifacts''', and/or '''Special Wargear''' lists.
*May replace his Power Armour with Artificer Armour for 20 points.
*May replace his Power Armour, Frag and Krak Grenades with Terminator Armour for 30 points.

Special Rules:
* Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Unending '''RAGE'''
*I WILL RIDE A FUCKING BIKE IF I FUCKING WANT TO: If an Angry Captain commandeers a Space Marine Bike from the armoury (over the objections of the Techmarines, who hate to see the bikes destroyed by the Captain), his fellows will as well. If the Angry Captain is mounted on an Space Marine Bike, Angry Bike Gangs become Troops choices.