Editing Greek Mythology (section)

===Demi-Gods===
You'd be surprised, but Demi-Gods aren't ''exactly'' a thing in Greek Mythology. And you might think that it's a bit stupid, because Zeus keeps on putting his wedding vegetable in non-divine pussy, so there must be fuckery being done there and actually produce some weird human/god hybrids, right? First of all, remember how we said that Greek Mythos rarely had any sort of consistency? We're talking about the different interpretations of different stories made by different authors, some even separated by distance and centuries. Second of all, most of the children of Zeus were either outright gods or plain old mortal. Race-mixing isn't a thing among the Olympians. But alas, the only one who is really considered a demi-god is, without any surprise:
* '''Heracles''' : Or Hercules if you're roman or uncultured ([[Meme|Honey, you mean HUNKules?]]). Illegitimate son of Zeus and bearer of the greatest power that ever was in Greek Mythology: Plot Armor! Just kidding, it's his super strenght. Heracles had a number of misadventures and a whole lot of extremely terrible stuff happened to his loved ones, primarily because he was the favorite torture toy of Hera, absolutely livid goddess that she is. He lost all of his wives (and arguably husband too), and was forced to do the dirtiest of jobs around Greece. While he still has some qualities and definitely is one of the most "Goodie-two-shoes" heroes of Greek myths, his stories are quite anti-climatic. Well, it is pretty tragic to see him enter a fenzy because of Hera's fuckery, but the guy just dispose of every adversary he meets by punching them once. His fight with the Lion of Nemea? He strangled him. That's all he did. Eventually, when he was done with his twelve tasks, he was poisoned by his fourth wife (although it was all a misunderstanding), but was allowed Immortal life and a place on Olympus by his dad. [[RAGE|Much to Hera's chagrin]].