Editing Malal (section)

==Malal's Favorite Pastimes==

*No-scoping Khorne in [[/v/|FPSes]].

*Reverting Tzeench's edits.

*putting band-aids on Nurgle's sores in his sleep and replacing his morning coffee creamer with ointment.

*<s>hacking onto Slaanesh's computer and censoring all their porn.</s>
**<i>"Uh, Sir? Slaanesh developed a censor bar fetish."</i>
***Hacking onto Slaanesh's computer and deleting all their porn.
****<i>"Oh, Sir... Slaanesh has somehow developed a fetish for that, too..."</i>
***** "AH, A CONTRADICTION! [[JUST AS PLANNED]]! WAIT, NO! SHIT!! GET OUT OF HERE, TZEENTCH!!"

*Re-blogging old adages like "less is more," "opposites attract," and "the more things change, the more they <s>don't</s> stay the same".

*Counting eggs before they've <s>hatched</s> <i>been layed</i>.

*Directing Mormons to the addresses of Jehovah's Witnesses, and vice versa.

*bringing <i>spoons</i> to gunfights.
**<i>Winning</i> said gunfights

*Suing his Lawyer.
**Suing his Lawyer's Lawyer

*Punching himself in the face.

*Committing identity theft and proceeding to raise the victim's credit score and pay off their mortgage.

*Driving to Schrodinger's house to play with his cat.

*Claiming to be Rule 34's exception.

*Dividing by zero.

*You know how every single awesome video on Youtube always has a few dislikes? At least five of those are always him.
**Yes, even if there are fewer than five dislikes.
**Now that dislikes are hidden, you'll never know which ones are his. [[Just as planned]]...

*You know how every single godawful video on Youtube always has a few likes? At least five of those are always him.
**Yes, even if there are fewer than five likes.

*Just enjoying his state of semi-canonical limbo.