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== Gallery == {{SectionalPromotions}} <center><gallery> File:Emperor-Church windows.jpg|Put this everywhere to praise him, on your windows, the neighbours, just all your hive city. Image:Horus and the Emperor.jpg|<s>Son, I am disappoint.</s> Empy's disappointment occurred well before this moment. Image:E-Money_LowRes.gif|Now in animated ultra HD for your heresy needs. Image:Golden Throne-Imperial Webway.jpg|The Big E upon the Golden Throne (before the decay set in) Image:Emperor of Mankind Classic Portrait face.jpg|The guiding light in the Imperium of Man shines forever bright. He's also Arnold Schwarzenegger. Try unseeing that now bitches. Image:1220179589932.jpg|The Emperor protects man from all. Image:Wh40k-emperor.jpg| Yearbook photo. Image:When you ruin his groove by Lutherniel.jpg| His groove, do not ruin it. Or you'll get schooled. Image:Emperor_Decree.jpg| Emps laying down some rules, mid combat from the looks of it Image:Go Ahead Make My day Emperor.jpg|That is EXACTLY the same look that's on Batman's face when he's about to put the beatdown on some little bitch! Image:Emperor of Mankind model action figure.jpg|He makes for one helluva action figure Image:8.jpg|The Em-purr-or of all Catkind! Nyah! Image:God-Emperor_Goldlich.jpg|Death is no excuse to stop bein' pimp. Image:God_Emperor_Interred_On_Golden_Throne.jpg|Thinking to himself, "I really, REALLY hate Horus!" Then again he never liked Horus in the first place. Image:The Immortal Emprah.jpg|The Emperor isn't looking good here. Image:Emperor_miniature.jpg|Roll d6; stays on the field on seven or less Image:emperor_old.jpg|A real man never dies, even when he's killed. Image:emperor.png|Down but not out. Image:Emperormini.jpg|In all His miniature glory Image:Carrionlord.jpg|<strike>The Carrion Lord with his two left arms.</strike> {{BLAM}} how the fuck did that heretic get past the custodes? Image:Painting.jpg|This painting sold for $900, that lucky ca/tg/url... Image:Emperor_model.jpg|Probably the best model of him yet Image:slowemperor.jpg|Oh God-emperor, how did this get here? I am not good with computers. Image:Emperor_Sagan.jpg|Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg| You all know you wanna see how this pans out! Image:Emps&SigmarGenderBendBy Flick The Thief.jpg| The same situation, but improved! {{BLAM}} {{Blam|'''Silence Heretic!'''}} Image:Emprasque3.jpg|How do you kill what can not die? Image:Slavegirl Emperor.jpg|Emperor [[Rule 63]]! NO EXCEPTIONS! {{BLAM}} {{Blam|'''Heresy!'''}} [[Extra Heresy]]! Image:Femprah.jpg|Not actually the God-Emperor; besides it is Heresy to believe that The Immortal God Emperor looks like Cher. {{BLAM}} {{Blam|'''HERESY!'''}}, no make that [[Extra Heresy|extra Hersey]] Image:Femprah_by_Mr-Culexus.jpg|Oh, give it a fucking rest... File:R34 R63 Emperor 1.jpg|I don't know if this is Heresy, but I don't care. File:R34 R63 Emperor 2.jpeg|So, who want's to visit the Golden Throne? Image:GodEmpress.jpg|On second though... this [[lovedagger|one]] is... nice. - {{BLAM}} {{Blam|'''Heresy!'''}} Image:Emperor_upon_his_other_throne.jpg|Yeah. We get it. The Emperor sits upon the Golden 'Throne'. Image:1377291976783.jpg|Unbeknownst to many 40k fans, ol'Emps is actually fairly amicable when he meets an elf/eldar who isn't a complete and utter failure. Image:Rainbow Emperor.gif| The Emperor in Rainbow Form, and his theme tone!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDZoyNzuWbQ&t=10s Image:Konya.jpg|The symbol of the town Konya in Turkey. In Central Anatolia. Emprah's birthplace. CONNECTION, BITCHES! Image:Hittite eagle large.jpg|The symbol of ancient (1600BC) Hittite Empire from Anatolia, which, unknown to many, is Emperor's first try at conquering the world. Image:NotSureIfWant.jpg|The Emperor has just discovered [[Rule 34]]. Image:1393390057238.png|The Emperor is a man of simple tastes. Image:Emperuh.jpg|The Emprah is watching you Masturbate! Image:Emperor blackwhite.jpg|The very first image of the Emperor, dating back to Rogue Trader. Image:God_Emperor_Numen_Kawai_Onii-chan.jpg|[[Drawfags|Kawaii]] [[End Times (Warhammer 40,000|Emprah teaching]] us about the evils of [[Heresy|heretics]], while displaying his mighty [[Pauldrons]]. Image:First_Founding_Problems.jpg|Perhaps with a better armor design (or if he actually cared about him), The Big-E might not have been late for all of [[Horus]]'s after school soccer games and things might have turned out a lot differently. Image:1271118030729.jpg|Just imagine what would've happened if <s>the Chaos Gods</s> [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-|fucking ]] [[Erda]] didn't scatter the primarchs across the galaxy and The Emperor didn't have to start the Great Crusade to go and look for them... Wait a minute, where is that little scamp Omegon? (he's just off picture, sneaking up behind Guilliman.) File:Emperor of Mankind Contemplation.jpg|"Why IS IT that hot dogs come in packs of 8, and hot dog buns come in packs of 12? So people will have to buy 3 packs of hot dogs and 2 of hot dogs buns, hereby promoting imperial production of course! Ketchup sold separately!" File:Strolling Emperor.jpeg|Having him look at you like this is a reliable indicator of how soon people are going to start referring to you in past-tense. File:Emperor of Mankind 1.png|He is the ultimate Chad. Look at him. (He also proves that he doesn't just look good with the Talons of the Emperor by rocking that Bolter.) </gallery></center>
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