Editing Warhammer 40,000 (section)

====Tau====
*'''[[Tau Empire]]:'''
**The weeaboo space Communists. East Asian-inspired high-tech faction with awesome hardware and a willingness ''not'' to slaughter other races just on principle. Though largely confined to a backwater corner of the galaxy, they are expanding alarmingly rapidly on their own "Great Crusade". While not too threatening to the Imperium, it's hard to do anything major against them as it would be WAY too costly for the Imperium. They die miserably in melee, unless they send their hordes of [[Kroot|mercenaries]] and [[Gue'vesa|meatshields]] in front of them, but that doesn't matter because they blow up everything from a distance with hundreds of [[Pulse rifle|different]] [[Melta|ranged]] [[Railgun|superweapons]] [[Plasma Gun|without missing]] [[Missile Launcher|breakfast]]. No psykers, no warp presence, just like the Necrons. At this point in time, the Imperium isn't really trying to fight them, as the [[Damocles Crusade|last time that happened]] they basically just stalled. Think of how a little blue squirrel is holding up a guardsman's combat boot and you'd be close. In fact, the two factions even help each other from time to time, though you wouldn't call them allies; they just have less reasons to fight against each other than together against those other [[Tyranids|more]] [[Chaos|threatening]] [[Orks|guys]]. While on the surface their setting is an optimistic one, [[skub|depending on who you ask]], they're actually an Orwellian tyranny that forcibly sterilizes dissenters and have propaganda on par with North Korea. They additionally keep Chaos a secret from their populace, much like the Imperium does, and are themselves mind-controlled by [[Nagi|literal brain worms]]. The sole dissenter in this shitshow is a badass Tau Commander known as [[Farsight]], who gets his own mini-faction and iconography.