Editing All Guardsmen Party (section)

== Guardsmen ==
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=== Regiment ===

The AGP hails from the Generian 99th Medium Infantry (coded "GENER IC" by the Administratum), which had absolutely zero major victories to its name before being whittled down to 37 soldiers by orks, heretics, tyranids, and the most lethal of all things to a guardsman, incompetence. This ensures that anytime a member of the AGP gets killed off (as is par for the course in Dark Heresy), the players still have plenty of spare characters to draw from. (37 less every character dead or currently in play).

=== Greg "Sarge" Sargent ===
The big solid non-comm that keeps the squad moving. Probably the true hero of this story. The straight man and a born cynic. Think Sergeant Merrick from DoW, or Sgt Redford from Bad Company. Dig into "Interplanetary Man of Mystery" to find his real name! He eventually takes over as the team's Interrogator, if only to ensure that the role isn't taken by some incompetent nutjob who will get them all killed. That hasn't stopped them from running into old "acquaintances" or dealing with bureaucratic bullshit, though. He is pretty good at keeping the AGP alive (mostly). Almost like a shitty dad.
Now he is an acting Inquisitor!  Originally he refused to be made an Interrogator and his team backed him up by making up stuff about how deplorable he really is.  Oak didn't seem to really buy it but went along with them.  It, like everything that goes the team's way, couldn't last forever.

=== Doc ===
The medic that tries to keep the squad alive. Young, naive, and rather poorly trained, but can read without moving his lips and can be trusted not to do anything stupid if given command. Despite this, Doc lacks the leadership (or the balls) to stop the others from doing said stupid things. Is usually the sanest member and can whip up an interesting cocktail in a pinch. One of the only Guardsmen to be banging a Sororitas, specifically his girlfriend who is a Hospitaller.

=== Twitch ===
The demolitions expert and squad paranoiac. Thin, jumpy, not completely sane, and constantly carries more explosives than any squad should be allowed to have. Has a hard time sleeping in any location which hasn't been wired with a good portion of said explosives, which is a primary reason why navigating the AGP's current base of operations usually involves a long list of places to not go and things not to touch.

Twitch's paranoia is speculated to be the byproduct of his minor clairvoyance, as he has correctly predicted (among other things) the Box being full of Orks, the Interrogator Bitch trying to harvest everyone's precious bodily fluids, the daemon-knarloc-servitor-titan, and DAEMONIDS.

=== Nubby Nubbs ===
A disgusting smelly little cretin, thief, and generally reprehensible individual. Officially he's a full-blooded human, but has on more than one occasion been confused with a Gretchin. Good in a fight and great at acquiring extra supplies, just don't leave anything valuable near him. While a great haggler, one should also not trust him with major purchases, as he's also responsible for obtaining the team's horrendously awful ship, the [[Occurrence Border]]. A direct rip-off of Nobby Nobbs from [[Discworld]], but seriously, if you didn't get that from a character named Nubby Nubbs, the joke is probably lost on you anyway.
He's the one being played by Shoggy, the writer.

=== Heavy ===
A big heavy weapons expert with a penchant for laziness, like a Snorlax crossed with Rambo. Has mastered the ability to sleep with his eyes open, and even while standing guard or marching. Was unlucky and died by shot to the head. Currently residing in the Poker Room of the Damned.

=== Cutter ===
An ex-scribe who found his true calling when he was issued a chainsword. A CQC monster, but can't hit the broad side of a space barn with anything ranged and has a very loose grasp of tactics. Also, dead, in the most badass of manners, involving stims and a melee battle with a Heretek. Currently residing in the Poker Room of the Damned.

=== Crisp ===
The former regimental chef and an expert flame trooper. Has seen some shit and laughs a little too much. 2nd casualty of war. However his death was awesome and included lots of higly flammable liquids, explosives and one certain chaos space marine. Currently residing in the Poker Room of the Damned.

=== Tink ===
The regimental techie. Small, whiny, and a little weird, but a great shot with a plasma gun and a wizard with most types of technology. Has a bit of a thing against tech-priests as well as a separate THING about female ones, despite his fascination with xenos tech ensuring that Sarge's squad-management policies usually keep him as far and isolated from the cogboys as possible. Can also 'fix anything'.

=== Aimy ===
Full name: Amelia Delorisista Amanita Trigestrata Zeldana Malifee von Humperding. A rather angry markswoman from a more noble regiment. Briefly served with the squad on a disastrous genestealer purging mission, but has more recently been filling in for Doc. Has an affinity for facial burns. Also has a name ripped from Discworld, though it's clearly been shortened by about six pages.

Possible has some unrequited feelings towards Sarge. She also is somewhat of a bitch to pretty much everyone else but Doc and Sarge. 


Confirmed to have <s>been promoted to a FULL Sister of Battle</s> <s>borrowed Doc's girlfriend's underwear</s> been Commissarized in the name of the Emprah, sash and all. That poor poor soul.