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==Monstergirls== [[File:The Odd Couple.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Nights out on the town/village usually result in mass panic, chaos, fires, bloodshed and various other forms of shenanigans. Have fun...]] {{Promotions}} {{Monstergirls}} Dragons are large, dangerous, majestic and exotic creatures, so of course people want to fuck them. Dragons, in their normal form or a more human form are of the scaly subgroup of [[Furries]]: furries attracted to things with scales instead of fur. They have a minor reputation of being [[That Guy]] amongst the furries because they have to be so special and fuck mythological creatures instead of dogs, cats, horses, foxes, rabbits and birds like "normal" people. While dragons in [[Beastfolk|a humanoid shape]] (i.e. [[Dragonborn]]) are enjoyed by quite a few people, a large number prefer dragons in their natural shapes. For them it's about the contrast between the large and powerful dragon and their small and fragile frame: the fear makes their boners strong. There's also the perverts who want their dragons to have nonhuman genitals, which is a concept that the infamous Bad Dragon company has capitalized on by selling [[meme|their infamous dragon dildos]], which are often used as the punchline of a joke. One of the things that dragons in ''D&D'' are infamous for is their ability to breed with just about any creature, and not being shy about it. (Just take a look at for instance the [[Song Dragon]]s.) Only Constructs and Undead can't reproduce with them, and even then it's possible to build or raise a dragon from the dead. This means that you can encounter anything from draconic [[unicorn]]s and [[owlbear]]s to draconic plants, [[slime]]s, [[aberration]]s and far worse (or better, depending on your [[Magical Realm|perspective]])). Portraying "non-morphic" (i.e. no breasts) female dragons on /tg/ in a semi-erotic light is a real act that stirs contention. On the one hand, this is a well-known part of the furry fandom. On the other hand, dragons are '''iconic''' fantasy creatures. Plus, in ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'', it's canon that many dragons like to get them some non-draconic loving, with their two patron/creator gods [[Tiamat]] and [[Bahamut]] first in line to nab themselves some quality mortal ass on a regular fashion and setting the example for their progeny. And that's when said progeny hasn't evolved to breed with humanoids in the first place, see aforementioned [[Song Dragon]]s. So people will [[rage|fight bitterly]] whenever they pop up in a thread, you can guarantee. Naturally, the idea of dragons as sexy was quickly taken up by the [[Monstergirls]] crowd - in fact, one of the earliest [[/d/|Ecchi]] OVAs to make it into America was "Dragon Half", in which the main character was the [[Half-Dragon]] daughter of a female dragon and a male human, her father being sent to slay the dragon and forgetting the "s" while underway. Pink appeared as a cute girl with dinky little dragon wings, cute horns, a tail and the ability to breathe fire. In fact, Pink has actually come to be the defining archetype for the dragon-girl in MG fandoms; a human girl with horns, wings, a tail and, optionally, scales on the limbs - sometimes with paw-like feet, digitigrade legs, or even paw-like hands. It helps that this tends to be pretty accurate to ''D&D's'' own depiction of half-dragon humanoids (up to the social maladjustment of having such weird parents, played for laughs in the manga). As with any "beast-girl", dragon-girls with full-body scales or weirdly-colored skin are contentious because, no matter how human their face, they may look too furry for some purists to accept. Dragon-girls are very popular in Japanese fantasy media, especially videogames. [[Final Fantasy]] even has a race, the Gria, who are an entire species of cute dragon-girls native to Ivalice. Strangely, despite the existence of more "player friendly" dragon races like [[Dragonborn]], [[Dray]] and [[Spellscale|Spellscales]] - the latter of whom are even supposed to have evolved from [[Half-Dragon]] [[Sorcerer (Dungeons & Dragons)|sorcerers]] - the idea of reskinning these races to present them as dragon-girls never really gets mentioned. This likely has something to do with the fact that these races are less powerful than the half-dragon, and the standard "I want to be a dragon-girl!" player/DM ''also'' wants to have '''all''' of the draconic powers - [[Breath Weapon]], [[Damage Reduction]], and Flight. ===Gallery=== <center> <gallery> File:Dragon Housemaid.jpg|At least one of these forms will please some anon out there. File:Asiatic Dragon Geisha.jpg|Asian dragons are beasts - or beast-girls - of a different color. File:Red Dragongirl.png|A classic example of the Monstergirl dragon. File:Risque Dragongirl.jpg|The "scale bikini" look is popular for dragon-girls. File:Dragongirl Princess.png|Well, when a dragon kidnaps a princess, sometimes the kingdom gets an heir out of it. File:Draconic Shifter.jpg|There's something for everyone. File:Dragonmorph Sorceress.jpg|Some like their dragons with breasts. File:Dragon Sorceress.jpg|Some like their dragons au naturale. File:Athasian Dragongirl.jpg|Even the dread [[Athasian Dragon]] isn't immune to the [[Monstergirls]] treatment. File:Faerie Dragongirl.png|A rare example of the [[Faerie Dragon]] getting the MG treatment. File:Fem.jpg|Exhibit A in why furries & /tg/ have such a love-hate relationship. </gallery> </center> ===Monster Girl Encyclopedia=== Naturally, the ''[[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]]'' has its share of dragon-themed Monstergirls. The actual '''Dragon''' fits the same kind of style first seen on the setting's Lizardgirl; scaly limbs, paw-like hands and feet, a tail, fin-like ears, horns and wings. They are characterized by their extreme pride; whilst not quite Tsunderes, they're determined to give themselves only to the best possible man, this pride and arrogance however can reach heights that leave them unable to find a husband that either they could tolerate or any man that could tolerate [[Bitch|them]], thus leading to... In a terrible irony, if a Dragon fails to find a husband before she dies, the dark energies permeating the world will heed her unspoken desires and regrets over dying alone, and reanimate her as a '''Dragon Zombie''', a corpse-colored (blue-gray skin, dark mold-green wings, white hair) dragon with bony scales. In this state, her mind has degenerated, leaving her a horny bimbo obsessed with finding a man and taking him as her mate. These dragon-girls are quite dangerous, because they possess a "rotten breath" attack that can convert human women into undead Monstergirls. The '''Wyvern''' is a dragon-girl with a more [[Harpy|harpy-like]] body structure, having wings instead of arms. These Monstergirls are far more friendly and easy-going than the standard dragons and readily team up with human adventurers to train with them as "dragoons". Needless to say, this "training" is merely a more adventurous form of courtship, as all dragoons end up married to their "mounts". The '''Wurm''' is a linnorm-style dragon-girl, essentially a massively strong [[Lamia]] with paw-like hands, with an extremely lustful, aggressive personality that sees them going out and chasing after a man. They are however rather dim-witted, a little dopey, and easy-going (well ''after'' [[Rape|the fact]]) compared to the other dragon types, which has its own [[waifu]] appeal despite their [[Skub|arguable status]] as dragons. The '''Jabberwock''' is a lewd, lascivious, depraved dragon-girl from the "Wonderland" region. It can be distinguished by its dark red colors and the presence of two tentacles, each of which bears a slavering maw and lecherous tongue used to pleasure victims and guzzle semen. Unlike regular Dragons, Jabberwocks are extremely direct in their affections, and do not pride themselves on being "powerful" or their "draconic superiority", instead they pride themselves on being sexy and being able to overpower a man in a sexual manner. [[Meme|If they like you, and they want you, then things will be happening either the easy way]] or [[Rape|the hard way.]] Finally, there are the two dragons of Zipangu. The '''Ryu''' is another [[lamia]]-like dragon, but this time based on the Eastern Dragons of myth rather than the Western myths; a gentle-natured and benevolent Mamono with the power to influence the weather, in particular rainy weather. The '''Otohime''' is an aquatic dragon-girl princess of the deeps who resembles a mermaid with the body of a seahorse (long story; seahorses are believed by the Japanese to be connected to dragons) and clawed hands, who seduces men to join her in her life of eternal partying in her palace under the sea. Have no fear from her seahorse appearance, though; [[Skub|pedophilia and rape]] aside, the MGE is ''far'' too vanilla to <s>allow</s> ''explicitly'' advertise pegging as part of its setting, never mind [[Heresy|male pregnancy]], which not even heterodox fanons dare to touch. <center> <gallery> File:MGE Dragon.jpg|The original Dragon mamono, proud and haughty and determined to take only the best. File:MGE Dragon Zombie.jpg|Back from the grave, and now a shameless bimbo. File:MGE Jabberwock.jpg|She's the Queen Slut, and she's proud of it. File:MGE Wyvern.jpg|Loyal, steadfast and true, even if she's not the curviest of monstergirls. File:MGE Wurm.jpg|Don't let her looks fool you; she will punch through mountains to chase you down. File:MGE Ryu.jpg|Beloved and mystical dragon-girl of Zipangu. File:MGE Otohime.jpg|Party-girl from below the waves. </gallery> </center> ===Life with Monstergirls=== Meanwhile, ''Life with Monstergirls'' has the Dragonewts. They have wings and tails like dragons, as well as some scales on their faces and clawed hands. In the series we meet a Dragonewt named Draco, who tries to steal Miia away from her darling. While initially appearing to be male she's later revealed to be a flat-chested woman who develops an obsession with Miia, and it takes a couple of bullets to her wings from Manako and a [[rape|reprimanding]] from Suu to cool her off. Other variants of the Dragonewt is the Chinese Ryu-jin who has horns and has no wings, and the aggressive but dim-witted [[Wyvern]]. The manga takes time to explain [[Derp|just how much commonly-depicted dragongirl traits would suck in real life]]; bulletproof scales that require regular maintenance and clipping to prevent clothing snags, a big, muscular tail that needs specially-designed pants and undies on top of making it impossible to sleep on your back, and wings that only allow you to glide at best, which is further exacerbated by their weak chest muscles, generate air resistance while you're on foot, and are just plain in the way (Wyverns get past the wing issue, but again, they're dummies so they break even).
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