Editing Force Weapons (section)

===Psi-Cannon===
[[File:Psi-Cannon.JPG|200px|right|thumb|Psi-Cannon]]
''[[Derp|Not to be confused with the]] [[Psycannon]]''

The Psi-Cannon or more formally known as the '''Sinistramanus Tenebrae''' AKA '''[[Edgy|The Left Hand of Darkness]]''', is the [[Dick|big dick]] of Imperial Force Weapons. Akin to the Eldar Psychic Lance and possibly rivaling it in size, the Psi-Cannon is an Imperial weapon mounted exclusively on the [[Warlord-Sinister Pattern Battle Psi-Titan|Warlord-Sinister Psi-Titans.]]

Although they look somewhat similar to a Volcano Cannon, the Psi-Cannon is a device that allows it to focus the psychic antipathy of the dozens of bounded psykers within the Titan itself. When it fires its psychic discharge, rather than a simple psychic attack like force lightning or pyromancy, the Psi-Cannon creates a massive bolt of darkness which is akin to a Warp breach of sheer psychic spite. Due to this, it is somewhat similar in function to a [[Warp Weapons|Vortex Weapon]] than traditional Force Weapons.

On tabletop, this thing is the proverbial [[Rape|rape machine of ALL rape machines,]] which is one hell of a feat. In 5th Edition, the Psi-Cannon is a [[Anal circumference|multi-attack Strength D weapon of various psychic ass lube.]] When it attacks, it comes in three circles of [[Cheese]]. In the outer circle, it creates a Posion 4+ to any unit within the area. In the middle circle it has the Fleshbane rule. Finally, in the innnermost circle, it is essentially the equivalent of getting hit by a close range [[Deathstrike Missile Launcher]] AKA a Vortex, [[Rape|so even a good roll on the Destroyer table probably won't save you.]] Oh yeah, it also has an AP 3/2/1 for its respective ranges, but that shit is irrelevant compared to the psychic shit storm that would make even [[Magnus the Red|Magnymagick]] blush with envy.
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