Editing Tau Drones (section)

==Hover Drone==
[[File:Hover_Drone.jpg|150px|right|thumb|Hover Drone. The lazy men's flying frisbee.]]
Basically the Tau's more family friendly and safer version of the [[Tzeentch|Tzeentchian]] [[Disc of Tzeentch]]. These machines are basically a Segway that can fly, for those too lazy to even fucking walk a few hundred meters.

Hover Drones are larger units used as anti-gravity transports. They are frequently used by Ethereals so they can fly around to inspire their troops faster 'cause these lazy sleazers can't be bothered to just do something as simple as walking up to a communications device and ''talking'' to his troops. Not to mention that there's no way for the pilot to even feasibly balance, much less pilot the thing. I mean seriously, try surfing on a garbage can lid, it's not that easy.

The only device lazier than this is the floating <s>Prophet's Gravity Throne</s> [[Hover Chair|Space Pope Throne]] of the biggest and wrinkliest of Ethereals.
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