Editing Warhammer 40,000 7th edition (section)

===Necrons===
*One funny tale involves some [[Kroot]] eating Necrons.  This ends up badly when nanoscarabs start flooding the place.  Other tales involve Szeras kidnapping a [[Culexus]] to figure out the Pariah gene, Orikan locking a company of marines into a Time-Loop, and two empires hiring Deathmarks and ending up leaderless at the same time.
*C'Tan are now counted as lower than even the mindless warriors.  Every Overlord from here to the Dyson Sphere gets their jollies off on this.
*Dynasties got fluffed out: Mephrit is like the Space Wolves in that they were the Silent King's executioners and they blew up stars, Nihilakh are greedy mofos with a head that could see the future.  A few other have some stories, but less detail is on them.  Also, no mention of the Maynarkh.
*Apparently Tomb Worlds can be corrupted by Chaos now as the Daemon Prince Shukketh Voidmaw infected a tomb world with taint of Chaos, but not the Necrons within. The invaders pulled the old chaos trick of "transform the landscape to my wishes" nonsense while they were still asleep and altered their crypts and landscape. When the Necrons awoke and saw what he was doing they engaged the daemon hordes to retake the planet. Necrons are immune to direct corruption as they have no souls to taint, but apparently a planet is fair game somehow.
*The Silent King has returned from his exile after encountering the Tyranids and is now desperately attempting to reunite the Necrons to fend off the Hive Fleets. So far, he hasn't been very successful.
*Trazyn pops over on Cadia and offers to help on a whim. He releases most of his Cadian collection to help fight against Abaddon, but gets bored halfway through and decides to stick around for a suitable addition to his collection in recognition of the momentous event unfolding. Though he initially hoped he could claim Abaddon, he settles for taking Creed instead.