Editing Chaos Knight (section)

===Hell-Strider===
[[File:Hellstrider.jpg|250px|right|thumb|God...this thing is fucking [[Cringe]].]]
Hell-Striders are the smallest of the Slaaneshi knights.

They are also the most painful to the eyes and look completely stupid. Looking more akin to a walking <s>penis</s><span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>HOHOHO! But that is the entire point of my ingenious machines! Why else to design them in such a phallic appearance then to make my lovely Eldar wet themselves in delight!</span>

Anyway being the smallest of the bunch, these vehicles are extremely mobile, able to flush enemy out of defenses with their powerful short-ranged weaponry. Like their older <s>brothers</s> sisters, in sufficient numbers, Hell-Striders can even hunt enemy Titans, picking off their prey's shields with their [[Lascannon]]s, before closing in for the kill with their melta-beams.....How the hell are they supposed to get near the Titan without getting blown up? You could see that pink from the cockpit 100 feet in the air. Seriously, you might as well give them a sign that say "shoot me". See, this is why you can't take out 1 incompetent empire, this shit, right here.