Editing Warhammer 40,000 (section)

==Reasons why 40K is [[awesome]]==

[[File:Epic Beard Priest.jpg|300px|thumb|This is the guy who knocks on your door when you don't show up for church.]]

*Grim darkness is cool for it's dark grimness.
*You can throw EXPENDABLE units at your foe
*Huge body count.
*[[Imperial Guard|"HOLD THE FUCKING LINE!"]]
*Tanks the size of buildings.
*Buildings the size of tanks.
*Titans with weaponry that can level a city with one shot.
*Railguns, grav weapons, plasma-, melta-, pulse rifles and other futuristic weapons.
*The funkiest Orks in any franchise.
*Tyranids, a race directly inspired by the legendary xenomorphs.
*Necrons, a race directly inspired by the renowned Terminator robots from the Schwarzenegger movies.
*<s>[[Squats|Dwarf]] bikers IN SPEHSS!</s> [[Squats|Dwarf]] bikers IN SPEHSS [[Necromunda|again]]!
*Fucking CHAIN'''axes''' and the euphoric feeling of chain-saw-slash-chopping things into meaty little chunks and covering your face with thick viscous fluids of the enemy's organs.
*'''Thunder''' hammers, '''Force''' halberds, power '''fists''', '''Volcano''' cannons, '''Earthshakers''', NOVA CANNONS, [[Exterminatus|EXTERMINATUS]], HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO CUM.
*POWER EVERYTHING: POWER armour, POWER fists, POWER gloves, POWER axes, POWER swords, POWER feet, POWER dicks, [[Daemonculaba|POWERspawning babies]].
*[[Pauldrons|PAULDRONS]].
*Forgeworld Death Korps models.
*Humans that are known for their titanium-hard balls of steel and not being an average race.
*Tons of epic lines to yell when boardgaming: WAAAGH! Purge the heretics! For the Greater Good! Blood for the Blood God! For the EMPEROR! (Feel free to OMNOMNOM if you win with [[Tyranids|'nids]])
*12km long Gothic Cathedrals.
*Making said cathedrals [[Imperial Navy|FLY IN SPACE]].
*Using said 12km flying gothic cathedrals to transport yourself through an alternate dimension just so you can SHOVE A POWER-<weapon> IN SOMEONE'S FACE.
*[[Just as planned]]...
*DOOMRIDER NA NA NA.
*[[Slaanesh|A god of cocaine, sex and booze]].
*[[Commissar|Commissars]] {{BLAM}}
*[[Dawn of War]].
*[[Ollanius Pius|Ollanius. Motherfucking. Pius.]]
*[[Love Can Bloom]] {{BLAM}} [[Extra Heresy|EXTRA HERESY!]]
*[[Macha|Perpetual virgins]].
*[[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!]]
*[[Flankitus]] of Battlefleet [[/tg/]]
*Jubblowski.
*Suavis Astartes.
*If you don't think a certain rule exists (or is just causing you problems), you can roll a die to see if the rule is real!
*Codex always have a cool story bro.
*Apocalypse games (3,000-50,000 points of win!).
*"Everything is heresy! EVERYTHING!".
*[[Eversor|Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!]]
*[[Slaanesh|''Literal'' fuck-demons]]
*It all boils down to comedy