Editing DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (section)

===Deep Rock Galactic: Repercussions of Drinking.===

Karl waited. The flares hissed and sizzled around him. There were Glyphids in the cave. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for weeks. His warnings to Mission Control were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Karl was a miner/mercenary for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the dropships and he said to dad "I want to be on the dropships daddy..."
Dad said "NO! You will BE KILL BY GLYPHIDS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Dense Biozone of Hoxxes IV he knew there were Glyphids.
"This is Mission Control" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Glyphids!"
So Karl downed his Skull Crusher ale and mined through the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Glyphids.
"I will barf on him." Said the Praetorian and he spewed the poison. Karl shot at him and tried to blow him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Glyphids" He shouted.
The radio said "No, Karl. You are the Glyphids."
And then Karl was a Swarmer.