Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

===JoJo Allies (aka the "JoBros")===
Note: The allies are organized based on their originating part... because there are an ''assload'' of minor protagonists, and an increasingly large amount of minor villains.

====Part 1====
*'''Robert E.O. Speedwagon:''' Speedwagon is somewhat popular for being the only normal guy in a series about superpowered martial arts and vampires, with his only real "power" being his razor-sharp hat and big hammer. Also for the [[meme]] ''"Even Speedwagon is afraid!"'' (which wasn't even said by him in the anime, it was totally said by him in the manga). Despite being fairly average, he still manages to be good friend to Jonathan and Zeppeli. After Jonathan's death, he moves to America and becomes an oil tycoon. This business eventually becomes the Speedwagon Foundation, which is a vague organization dedicated to helping the Joestar family with things like Stands. Come Part 2, he's now an old man, and he gets kidnapped by Nazis because he knows something about a Pillar Man they discovered. Joseph bails them out and Speedwagon leads them to Italy, where they meet Caesar and Lisa Lisa. By this point, he kinda fades into the background, being an old man and all, but gets a final showing leading the German military forces against Kar's vampire minions. After the events of Part 2, he eventually passes away, without any family or heirs, but having left the Joestars and their descendants  a semi-paramillitary organisation filled with cutting edge tech and resources to fight against any paranormal threats, something that becomes rather helpful in Parts 3 and 4.

*'''William A. Zeppeli:''' First off, he has a fabulous hat. Second off, he was trained in the Ripple by a man named Tonpetti after his father and the ship he was in sinks because of the Stone Mask. having been trained by a master, he manages to pull some fine tricks like shooting disks of wine as weapons and stretching his arms to punch things. He then trains Jonathan after learning that the Stone Mask is still around. He eventually dies in a fight with Tarkus ([[Tarkus|not the awesome bald mehreen]]) where he literally gets split in half with a chain and then gives his last life's energy to power up Jonathan. This in itself begins the long line of close allies (usually Zeppelis) sacrificing themselves for Joestars.

====Part 2====
*'''Caesar Zeppeli''': Grandson of Baron Zeppeli. A student of Lisa Lisa, he has a major chip on his shoulder as he blames the Joestar family for his grandfather's death. However, he also blames himself for the accidental death of his father shortly after discovering the Pillar Men in Rome. As a Hamon user, he's more experienced, even adapting a unique bubble projectile attack. Caesar dies fighting Wamuu because he gets impatient and goes after the Pillar Men alone, but not before putting up one hell of a fight. He hates Joseph's guts at first, but under Lisa-Lisa the two become [[gork|total]] [[mork|bros]], fighting by each other's sides until his death. Since he's Italian, he automatically makes women wet when he talks to them.

*'''Lisa Lisa''': Aka Elizabeth Joestar, Joseph's mother. She was forced to abandon Joseph and adopt a new identity when she discovered that her husband's murderer, who was also a top British military leader, was in fact a zombie, and killed him. She becomes the Hamon mentor for Caesar and Joseph, pushing them to their absolute limits to prepare for the Pillar Men. Lisa Lisa uses a special scarf that conducts Hamon in her fight against Kars. However, because Kars doesn't play fair, he nearly kills her and takes the Red Stone that she was guarding. Towards the end she tells Joseph that she's his mother... which, had she said so sooner, would've prevented him from spying on her bathing in an earlier scene. Considering she's 50 years old, she's an absolute MILF since looks like she's only in her early thirties.

*'''Baron Rudolf von Stroheim''': A goose-stepping Nazi who just can't shut up about how Germany is the greatest country in the world. Arguably one of the most fabulous minor characters in the series, and allegedly also the design inspiration for Guile. Initially a bad guy for kidnapping Speedwagon and seemingly trying to weaponize the Pillar Man he found in Mexico, he eats a grenade in an attempt to prevent Santana from escaping. That would be the end of it, but then he suddenly appears in the Swiss Alps as a cyborg with a fucking [[dakka|.50 cal]] in his chest to help kill the other super-vamps. Said machine gun is seemingly fired via pelvic thrusts. After spending the remainder of the arc being a badass and saving Joseph's bitch ass a couple times, he returns to the Wehrmacht to fight World War II. The epilogue describes him singlehandedly covering the retreat of Nazi forces from the Soviet invasion of Berlin, or Stalingrad in the anime. He died as he lived, screaming his head off about German greatness, and stuffed with enough guns to run an artillery battery.

====Part 3: The Stardust Crusaders====
The titular main crew of Part 3 and while the title is never actually used as they normally referred to as the "Joestar Group", it goes unspoken that "'''''Stardust Crusaders'''''" is the true name of the group. They are a team of four, later five then six, Stand Users united together to save Holly Kujo by traveling to Egypt and stopping DIO's evil within 50 days. Considering that they're all of different nationalities, it's a point of humor that they're all able to communicate with each other perfectly with no mention of their native languages.
[[File:Part3crew.png|350px|right|]][[File:Lets Go.png|250px|thumb|Names Picked, Classes Assigned, Points Allocated, '''Let's Go!''']]

*'''Muhammad Avdol''' (or Abdul): An Egyptian fortune teller and expert on Stands. His stand is '''Magician's Red''', which uses fire-based attacks. Avdol is a close friend of Joseph, and helps explain Stands to Jotaro. He's a no-nonsense character who uses his knowledge of the other Stands to great effect. He defeated Polnareff and spared his life and allowed him to join the group. After arriving in India, Avdol is seemingly killed by a cowboy and an in-bred man, but survives because the bullet apparently only grazed him. He uses his faked death to purchase some safe transportation for the team ([[Derp|which ended up being boarded by another assassin anyways]]). Avdol is killed off for real by Vanilla Ice, when he pushes Polnareff out of harm's way despite saying he wouldn't do so again. Props to Araki for not making him a Middle-Eastern stereotype, considering Stardust Crusaders came out around 1989.

*'''Noriaki Kakyoin''': A Japanese student and MILF enthusiast from the same school as Jotaro. His stand is '''Hierophant Green'''; its main attack is an emerald projectile shower called "''Emerald Splash''", and he can also extend its whole body into coils that stretch long distances, as well as enter very small spaces. At first he's being mind controlled by DIO through a flesh bud and attacks Jotaro, but the latter manages to subdue him and even remove his flesh bud in an extremely risky impromptu surgery. In a show of gratitude, Kakyoin joins Jotaro's team, having found kinship in the other Stand users. In the final battle against DIO, Kakyoin is killed, but not before figuring out DIO's power and conveying the message to Joseph. That's right, Kakyoin is Jotaro's Zeppeli. 

*'''Jean Pierre Polnareff''': A French swordsman with an absurdly tall hairdo; in fact, some guys from /v/ might recognize him as the inspiration for SNK's fighting game character Benimaru. His stand is '''Silver Chariot''', an armored swordfighter that can slice with incredible speed and precision. Like Kakyoin, Polnareff was being controlled by DIO's Flesh Bud, but is defeated by Avdol and promptly joins their group. His motivation is to find the man who raped and killed his sister, who just so happens to be one of DIO's assassins, as well as get revenge on DIO himself. Polnareff is highly emotional; he hits on every lady he meets, he's deeply concerned about finding adequate toilets on their many stops (a difficult task in the Middle East), and he blames himself for Avdol's death (both times; see above). Nonetheless, he's a very capable fighter. Polnareff is the only fighter besides the Joestars to survive the battle against Dio. In all he's also a big goofball who is frequently the butt of jokes, which due to Araki's writing style led to him getting the most screen time of the heroes in Part III. Some point after Part 3 but before Part 5, Polnareff would find himself battling Diavolo and nearly DIE, lost both his legs and almost an arm, becoming wheelchair-bound as a result. He then becomes a contact for Giorno's gang as they begin looking for clues to Diavolo's identity and they all meet at the Coliseum. And then he pretty much dies and stabs his stand with the Stand Arrow, turning it into a super-stand that can swap spirits and force evolution. Once the battle ends, it's revealed that Polnareff's spirit survives... inside a turtle. Granted, it's a stand-using turtle, but still.

*'''Iggy''': The final member of Jotaro's team, introduced halfway into the series. He's selfish, ornery, anti-social, and likes to fart on Polnareff's face. Oh, also he's a dog. Yes, dogs can be Stand users too. His stand is '''The Fool''', which allows him to construct anything from sand, whether it's a giant attack dog, a hang glider, or a protective shell. He gets in a vicious fight against Dio's guard falcon, Pet Shop, which ends up costing him his leg. Iggy later sacrifices himself to save Polnareff from Vanilla Ice.

====Part 4====
[[File:Morioh Stand Users.png|400px|thumb|right|The Morioh Stand Users. From left to right: Yukako Yamagishi, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Shizuka Joestar, Arthur, Reimi Sugimoto, Tonio Trussardi, Koichi Hirose, Okuyasu Nijimura, Nijimura Sr., Josuke Higashikata, Rohan Kishibe, Toshikazu Hazamada and Aya Tsuji.]]
Given the nature of Part 4 the JoBro gang is more modular in nature than it was in the previous parts. The below three, combined with Josuke and Jotaro, are sometimes known as the "Duwang Gang", aka the main characters of the show.

*'''Koichi Hirose''': Josuke's best friend, he's a short dude who just happens to be the same age as Josuke. He's not quite as weird, but he finds himself in much weirder situations as a result, like getting stabbed by an arrow and evolving his stand, or finding out his girlfriend's a stand-using psychopath. His Stand, '''Echoes''', is a real special one because it gains three modes over the course of the story: ACT1 just makes lots of noise, ACT2 throws these sound effects and they actually happen (like making a sound effect for fire and then the place combusts), and ACT3 suddenly replaces the sound powers and becomes some short guy whose punches imbue such a powerful force that its targets slam into the ground. He's usually the more reasonable guy and he happens to be nice. He's just incredibly bad with luck. He appears again early in Part 5 to help Jotaro confirm Giorno's identity.

*'''Okuyasu Nijimura''': The archetypical ''yanki'' thug with a really big heart. Sure, he first met Josuke as an enemy and nearly killed Koichi, but it's revealed that he and his brother were only causing trouble to find a cure for their freakishly-mutated unkillable dad. They eventually find common purpose when Okyasu's brother is kidnapped and killed by an enemy stand user and they become friends from there. And then...the gangster becomes a bigger nut than Josuke. His Stand is called '''The Hand''' and its [[Faptau|freakishly huge right hand]] can erase whatever it comes into contact with (including the air, which creates vacuums that pull Okuyasu and his victims around). Like Vanilla Ice's power, this is fucking awesome, but Okuyasu is too dumb to use it properly.

*'''Rohan Kishibe''': A master manga artist who happens to live in Morioh. He's an egotist to the worst degree and hates Josuke's guts, but has nothing but respect for Koichi and Jotaro. His Stand, "'''''Heaven's Door'''''" allows him to read people like literal books, which lets him rip out pages (which harms the user in a way) and write in commands that the victim must obey. His whole jackass act is a bit more justified once it's revealed that as a kid, his parents and a neighbor of his were murdered by Kira, and he was only able to survive because the neighbor hid him. Some believe him to be a self-insert of Araki though this likely wasn't true in his earliest appearance in Part 4 due to his personality not being representative of Araki's own. The fact that he received his own side mangas, with one of them being "Rohan at the Lourve" which is very likely inspired on Araki's own trip to the Louvre.

=====Citizens of Morioh=====
Diamond is Unbreakable takes place entirely in Morioh, so almost every supporting character is a citizen and very few are not in some way quirky or ''bizarre''. With the rule that Stand Users are attracted to other Users put into play, a lot of characters are either normal people who happened to gain Stands or are affected by them. Many of them start out as antagonists but later calm down once whatever craziness they were involved in is resolved, so here are all the citizens that are forgiven.

*'''Tomoko Higashikata''': Josuke's mother, who had him with Joseph. Despite not actually being a Joestar by blood, she seems to have had a few of the family traits rub off on her, like not taking shit from cat callers and promptly smashing their face through a car window, denting the door. Despite Joseph walking out on her (and being an old, old man) she still wants him back for some reason.

*'''Tamami Kobayashi''': A con artist who guilt-trips people into giving him money. He is aided in this goal by the power of his Stand, '''''The Lock''''', which attaches itself to people and amplifies their guilt, growing heavier when doing so. Eventually people give in and do anything to stop the weighing guilt, including killing themselves. He tried to swindle Koichi but failed, instead going after his mom and sister (the latter of which he was going to try and fuck using the power of his Stand). He was beaten by Koichi when Echoes hatched from its egg and Koichi used its sound abilities to counteract Tamami's guilt-trips. Despite effectively trying to ruin his life and nearly killing his mother, Koichi forgives Tamami after some threatening jokes. Started out as an average-sized dude who shrank down for no reason in the manga, while in the anime he was short all the time. 

*'''Toshikazu Hazamada''': An introverted student that goes to the same highschool as Josuke & Co. that gained a Stand thanks to Akira Otoishi. Hazamada appears to be timid at first but it's quickly discovered that he has a very stubborn and depraved personality which is characterized by his Stand, '''''Surface'''''. Surface is a Stand with no real form unlike others such as Crazy Diamond, instead it is able to control human-shaped objects like wooden mannequins at Hazamada's bidding and mimic a person's appearance down to their voice and personality. If the person being mimicked is close enough, Surface is capable of completely controlling all of their actions through its own movements, though it can't control Stands. 

*'''Yukako Yamagishi''': A classmate of Koichi, Yukako develops a crush on him that quickly develops into an obsession. The inspiration for the ''Yandere'' archetype in modern Japanese media, but with the twist that she actually grows into a genuinely decent person over time. Has the stand '''Love Deluxe''', which lets her grow and control her own hair.

*'''Nijimura Sr.''': A former servant of DIO and the father of Keicho and Okuyasu Nijimura. He has an unidentified Stand, which got him attention from DIO and while he was paid well for his services, DIO didn't trust him and implanted him with a flesh bud. Unfortunately, when the Stardust Crusaders killed DIO, the flesh bud burst and mutated Nijimura into the monstrous form of a green, tumour-ridden elephant-man. This wracked his mind, rendering him unable to speak in anything but moans and thanks to the cells from the flesh bud, he is functionally indestructible.

*'''Tonio Trussardi''': An Italian chef who moved to Morioh and opened a restaurant, ''Trattoria Trussardi''. Like real Trattorias, there is no written menu but unlike a traditional Trattoria, Tonio studies his customers to find what to serve them. His food is amazingly good except for the part where customers are violently torn apart for a moment before coming back together, better than ever. That is because of his Stand, '''Pearl Jam''', which allows Tonio to alter dishes he makes to cure a person of some kind of ailment by cutting up his Stand (a bunch of large pepper-shaped things with faces) and adding them to the dish. In the anime [[weeaboo|he speaks very formally with lots of ''desu'' peppered into his speech]], likely because as an Italian Japanese is not his native tongue.

*'''Reimi Sugimoto''': The ghost of a teenage girl, one of Kira's first victims and the kickstarter of the main plot of Diamond is Unbreakable. She is an old babysitter of Rohan's (which he forgot as he was a toddler) who saved him from the Morioh Killer 15 years ago and through her we learned that Stand Users can see ghosts as if they were actually there. Reimi and her dog, Arnold, haunt Morioh's "Ghost Alley" which is essentially a limbo between the living world and the afterlife, where you must not look back, lest you get torn apart by ghostly hands. She informs Koichi and Rohan about her killer and requests that they stop him for the safety of Morioh and so she can finally pass on. Reimi's story of her and Arnold's deaths are likely a play on ''The Licked Hand'' urban legend where a girl finds her dog dead in the bathroom.

[[File:Alien d6.gif|250px|thumb|right|Mikitaka turning into a [[d6]]. And yes, Josuke points out he got the sides wrong.]]
*'''Mikitaka Hazekura''': An <s>Filthy Xenos</s> alien... [[skub|maybe]]. As far as bizarreness goes in Diamond is Unbreakable, Mikitaka is up there. Has a shape-shifting ability called '''Earth Wind and Fire''', but it might not actually be a Stand. Araki has never truly stated whether or not Mikitaka was actually an alien and it is likely we will never know.

*'''Shigekiyo Yangu''': Otherwise known as Shigechi. A weird looking underclassman, Shigechi is pretty childish and greedy, but can be quite clever when the situation calls for it. Tries to swindle Josuke and Okuyasu out of the money they agreed to split, but was defeated and made to share. Has a Stand called '''Harvest''', a whole swarm of small fat hornet-shaped things who can run around really fast and far to collect things for Shigechi. After his defeat Shigechi became friendlier with the JoBros and hung out with them for a bit, but was brutally murdered by Kira when he accidentally discovered the man's identity.

*'''Aya Tsuji''': The owner of a beauty parlor, Aya can seemingly make people fall in love with those whom she treated. Yukako was skeptical at first (especially when Aya [[PROMOTIONS|molested her]]), but after a one treatment Yukako had Koichi fall in love with her. The treatment came with a caveat though: she had to apply lipstick periodically. Aya fancied herself something of a fairy godmother, a career that was tragically cut short when Kira barged in, forced her to put another man's face onto his, then killed her.

*'''Shizuka Joestar''': A baby with the Stand '''Achtung Baby''', which turns her and things around her invisible depending on how stressed she is. Saved from drowning by Josuke and Joseph. Rohan briefly kidnaps her [[What|so he could win a game of rock-paper-scissors against a middle-schooler]] and somehow loses track of her moments later. Gets adopted by Joseph. This means that she's the adopted sister of Josuke and Holly, making her Jotaro's aunt and Jolyne's great-aunt, despite Shizuka being the same age as the latter. We unfortunately don't get to see her again in later parts, and given how part 6 ended we're probably not going to see her ever again. A pity, considering her stand's potential for growth was A-rank.

[[File:Yuya.png|thumb|250px|So handsome nobody will ever take my girls, my ''Highway Star'' is a deep purple, I got everything.]]
*'''Yuya Fungami''': A handsome and fit biker who got hospitalized after a road accident, Yuya is introduced some time after we first see his semi-remote Stand, '''Highway Star'''. It is a humanoid figure that can disassemble itself into a bunch of feet, allowing it to chase its targets down at speeds of up to 60km/h (that's around 37mph for any American readers). Once it catches its victim, it buries its feet in the target, draining them of their vitality and healing Yuya. He is doted on by a trio of delinquent girls, and he in turn is very protective of them.

*'''Hayato Kawajiri''': An elementary school aged kid, Hayato starts out as an introverted little creep, spying on his parents' bedroom with a closed circuit camera. Unlike his mother, Hayato is perceptive to Kira's actions in his Kosaku Kawajiri disguise, and gathers proof of Kira's false identity. Hayato threatens to reveal Kira's secret when Kira super creepily attempts to interrogate him in the bathroom, but this leads to his death. Killing Hayato puts Kira into a corner and the resulting stress leads to him gaining Bites The Dust. Then the boy develops a pair of [[Imperial Guard|''massive unbreakable diamond balls'']], forcing Kira to undo Bites The Dust by baiting him into revealing his identity. Hayato is then integral to Josuke's final showdown with Kira and quietly spends the end of Part 4 with his mother, saying he would wait for his father to return.

====Part 5====
[[File:Tasteofaliar.jpg|200px|thumb|left|*lick*]]
*'''Bruno Bucciarati''': The top guy in the gang, Bucciarati tends to be the level-headed one and is a rather compassionate person for being a capo of the most powerful mafia in Italy. In his first appearance, he pulled some messed up tricks and is the source of the infamous "This taste... it's of a Liar!" scene where he licks Giorno's sweat to freak him out. His stand is '''Sticky Fingers''', which makes zippers on absolutely anything, letting him do things like create impossible space inside objects (or people) to completely severing limbs. A fighter of incredible utility, especially when some thought is applied to the way his powers are used. His defining moment is being literally unable to die. No, seriously, King Crimson puts a fucking hole through his midsection, and the motherfucker just keeps walking. Being technically dead, he lost the ability to feel pain and used it to his advantage and even blew his own ears out to win the fight against Secco and his ''Oasis'', but then began losing his sight. He only dies after the whole soul-switcheroo of the Silver Chariot Requiem. Has his own battle cry like Jotaro and so on: [https://youtu.be/R7DDnpw2T68?t=804 ''"ARI ARI ARI ...ARRIVEDERCI!"'']

*'''Guido Mista''': A more punkish guy who has a '''MASSIVE''' phobia of the number 4. His stand is '''Sex Pistols''', six little bullet-shaped guys numbered 1-7 (skipping 4 because of said phobia) who can kick bullets (or effectively anything bullet-sized) in a way almost identical to the Emperor, except for the fact that his gun is perfectly normal. ''Sex Pistols'' are also able to to deflect projectiles that would harm Mista, in a flashback showing his first use of them, he was shot at by multiple thugs and was able to pick up a gun and shoot each of them without hassle or injury. He gets seriously messed up when he fights more dangerous stands, e.g. he was shot in the head at close range during by Prosciutto and almost killed himself shooting at ''White Album's Gently Weeps''. Mista is the only one of the original gang, excluding Fugo, to survive the arc, which is rather impressive, considering that [[derp|he took a hit from his own bullets no less than 30 times]].

*'''Leone Abbachio''': Looks like Sephiroth, only acts stoic and tries to keep his conscience clean (He was a cop and only defected when he saw how fucked the police system was after his partner died). His stand, '''Moody Blues''', allows him to play back time like a cassette tape, as his stand begins impersonating someone and repeats their actions. Considering how this could discover Diavolo's identity, this leads to Abbachio being assassinated by ''King Crimson'' personally, but not before leaving a mold of Diavolo's face.

*'''Narancia Ghirga''': Despite looking younger than everyone else, he's actually older than Giorno by two years (despite Giorno looking fucking 20 but he's really 15). He's pretty book-dumb and loud-mouthed, which ends up with him being the first victim of several stand attacks. His stand is '''Aerosmith''', a miniature airplane that traces things by their CO2 emissions and then blasts the fuck outta them with dakka. In both of his fights he ends up in a literal stand-off after forcing the enemy out hiding, first against Formaggio and his ''Little Feet'' and later against Squalo's ''Clash''. He gets killed in the Silver Chariot Requiem switcheroo, being assassinated in the mayhem, Giorno tries to revive him but by then his soul had already departed so he was left surrounded by flowers. His favorite manga was [[Fist of the North Star]] and he had his battle cry that he used whenever ''Aerosmith'' shoots someone to hell: ''[https://youtu.be/R7DDnpw2T68?t=855 "VOLA VOLA VOLA...VOLARE VIA!"]'' He's also a reference to the Aerosmith song "Dude looks like a lady", which has resulted in him being considered a trap. There is an absolute, metric fuckton of fan-porn of Narancia, despite the fact that he is only 17.

*'''Panacotta Fugo''': Whereas Narancia is book-dumb and impulsive, Fugo is book-smart and methodical in his actions albeit a bit heartless, like when he stabbed Narancia in the face with a fork for getting a maths question wrong. His personality seemingly contrasts with his stand, '''Purple Haze'''. See, ''Purple Haze'' is something insane, easily-agitated, and compulsive with little capsules in its fists filled with a virus so potent that it eats alive anything it touches. This power is so OP that Araki was forced to write him out of the plot by making him reject the notion of revolting against the Boss and leaving to the gang. He makes a small appearance in the possibly non-canon side-novel, "''Golden Heart, Golden Ring''", and is the main character of the "''Purple Haze Feedback''" novel where he is given a mission to prove his loyalty to the gang six months after the events of Part 5. Known for his "Swiss-cheese" outfit which is a suit jacket with large holes all over it.

====Part 6====
*'''Hermes Costello:''' One of Jolyne's fellow inmates, Hermes is about as much of a match as you can get, except for the part where she has a serious revenge-boner for one of Pucci's subordinates for killing her sister. Her stand '''Kiss''' allows her to slap stickers on things, duplicating things, but the moment it comes off, the duplicate and original slam together again and blow up a bit.

*'''Emporio Alnino:''' Poor little Emporio. The first 6 parts of Jojo had this weird rule where the more a child helped the Joestar gang, the more they'd end up suffering. After his mother got killed by Pucci for her stand disk, he grew up in Green Dolphin Street prison within the confines of his stand '''Burning Down The House''', a pocket dimension that preserves the "ghost" of the prison's old music room before it caught fire, including any items that were in it. Although the room makes a good hiding place, and the ghost items can be reused indefinitely, the stand itself was pretty useless in combat, meaning Emporio served more of a support role, providing intel, resources, and [[wat|being the gang's designated driver]]. After Pucci gains MIH and [[TPK]]s the Part 6 cast, Emporio is left screaming and crying in fear as the last line of defense against the priest, not even having time to mourn as he gets chased around the newly-reset Green Dolphin Prison. As hope would have it, however, Emporio is able to trick Pucci into inserting Weather Report's stand disk into him, giving him the chance to defeat Pucci once and for all. Afterwards, the universe is reset once more, placing Emporio in a new world without Pucci's influence, as well as meeting alternate versions of his friends who instantly bond with him due to the bonds they formed in the previous universe. Unfortunately, his original friends are gone for good, and their replacements won't remember everything they all went through. Emporio's last words in the series are simply "My name is Emporio", symbolizing that although his old life is gone for good, the start of a new, better one waits for him ahead.

*'''Foo Fighters:''' This here is the single most awesome character. [[Worm That Walks|She's a fucking swarm of plankton with a stand.]] Taking the form of a dead inmate. She was originally controlled by Pucci, but eventually Jolyne manages to defeat her and they become friends. Her stand is also non-conventional, as she's constantly using it to keep herself together.

*'''Weather Report:''' He's amnesiac and unstable. And he wears a giant buffalo hat. His stand is also named '''Weather Report''', and it allows him to control the weather and manipulate the atmosphere, such as blowing things around with wind, deflecting bullets by manipulating air resistance, or ''[[What|making it rain poison dart frogs]]''. This 39-something man displays something of a "dissonant serenity", where he is soft-spoken and calm to the point where he rarely raises his voice above a whisper, yet speaks rather aggressively to his enemies with frequent threats of violence or death, as well as having an informal form of speech. However, once he realizes his identity as Pucci's brother, he discovers a second part of his stand, "Heavy Weather", created from the rage he once held against humanity when a set of unfortunate circumstances led to the [[pol|KKK]] [[Grimdark|lynching him and causing his girlfriend to commit suicide.]] Heavy Weather is even more fucked up than his base power as it [[Wat|somehow uses rainbows to submit subliminal messages like ''turn into fucking snails''.]] Shit's creepy. What's worse is that upon regaining his memories, he instantly turns into [[That Guy]], gleefully strolling amidst the snail-ridden chaos while [[/d/|inflating a nurse with water]] [[wat|to turn him into a chair]] as well as electrocuting a pair of teenage girls in the manga to force them to give him a massage. [[Eldrad|What a dick.]] Despite all the shit he went through, his sense of justice and love for his friends still remains, and he spends his last moments getting stupidly fucking close to killing Pucci despite having both of his legs cut off, before leaving behind his stand disk that eventually defeats his brother. [[Awesome|What a badass.]]

*'''Narciso Anasui:''' Another messed up dude, but he's only restrained by the fact that he seriously has a thing for Jolyne despite her dad's refusal. Despite that, however, he manages to be more reliable than Weather and Ermes by not getting stuck in the infirmary for a third of the part. His Stand is '''Diver Down''', with the mundane yet neat power of phasing through matter. This allows him to climb into things, break them from the inside, and then break out. He wears what can be described as a [[PROMOTIONS|"fishnet" connected to thigh-high boots under a short skirt]] which is notable considering he was originally going to be female and is very clearly a woman in his first appearance (Araki stated it was a decision he made to "portray a character with an androgynous image that went beyond the standard definition of genders."); oddly enough, his female self was wearing a more modest version of his outfit. He and his stand ultimately come in clutch in the C-Moon and Made In Heaven fights, where he transfers several otherwise lethal strikes that Pucci inflicts on the other characters onto himself, on top of providing Jotaro an opportunity to hit Pucci by forcing the priest to target him first (Though this ends up [[FAIL|failing]].) At least he (Or Annakiss, rather) finally gets together with Jolyne in Emporio's reset timeline.

====Part 7====
*'''Gyro Zeppeli:''' That's right, he's another Zeppeli. He's still the guy to teach the Joestar about the power du jour (Spin), and he still dies near the end (though by then, he's done way more than his fair share of things and Johnny's come a long way). In the rebooted Jojolion universe, the Zeppelis were executioners and doctors for the kingdom of Naples, mastering the art of the Steel Balls for this particular job. Gyro, while competent, found himself questioning his conscience when he was instructed to execute a young boy for his possible involvement in a murder. Denying this accusation, Gyro decides to flee to America in order to participate in the Steel Ball Run race and win that boy a pardon, hoping to learn about his convictions along the way. He gains an ability at one point thanks to the Saint's Corpse, called "Scan", which allowed him to see using his steel balls, but he eventually loses it when he gave the Saint's eye to Lucy. However, when he masters the Golden Spin  near the end, he obtains an actual Stand named '''Ball Breaker''', who can bypass D4C's barrier and nearly ages Valentine to death. Sadly, due to a flaw in his ball, he was unable to properly finish him off before he died due to D4C's powers fucking up his heart.
*'''Hot Pants:''' She starts off as one of several competitors in the race who manages to keep well ahead in the race, all while rather thinly disguised as a dude. As time goes on, however, Gyro and Johnny cross paths with her and somewhat become enemies (Gyro's kinda pissed for her thieving them of the Corpse Parts, but Johnny's slightly more understanding as well as aware of her identity). It's eventually revealed that she was a nun of the Vatican in penance for letting her brother die years ago, and participated in the race to recover the Saint's Corpse, thinking that recovering such a relic would grant God's mercy. Her stand is the utilitarian "Cream Starter", which is a spray can of meat foam that can be used to heal wounds, dissolve flesh, and even disguise faces.
*'''Lucy Steel:''' Despite the 17-year age gap, Lucy is somehow the wife of industrialist Stephen Steel, the man who organized the Steel Ball Run (under Valentine's orders). Though she doesn't really do much early on, she's the first person to realize that everything's not kosher in this mess and fears for her husband's safety around the President. From here, she gets caught up in the mess of the Corpse, helping Hot Pants with infiltrating the President's house by impersonating Valentine's wife and delivering a warning to Johnny and Gyro. And she does all this despite lacking a stand. Welll...sorta. Eventually, she's revealed to somehow be pregnant with the Corpse's head (Don't ask. [[FATAL|Seriously, don't ask]]) and eventually becomes the Corpse itself, serving to empower Valentine's Stand through Jesus' own Stand, '''Ticket to Ride''', which can manipulate misfortune and probability to protect its user, as long as they get cut by their sharpened tears. Unfortunately, as one would expect from having the severed head of a demigod inside your cunt, Ticket to Ride is slowly killing Lucy and taking her over, which leads to Hot Pants' death. After Valentine's demise, she then manages to save the day by killing Dio using one last moment of "D4C" fuckery.

====Part 8====
*'''Yasuho Hirose:''' Josuke's lover/girlfriend/fuckbuddy and the first person to discover his unconscious ass amongst the Wall Eyes. She doesn't have much in the way of personality since she's mostly there for sex appeal and to help Josuke find out who he truly is. Her Stand, Paisley Park, has some of the most vague powers in the series. It's main ability is to "guide" Yasuho through situations and to an end goal, either by giving her cues or manipulating electronics around her. Of course, considering how intentionally vague this power is, expected it to be abused like a disobedient child. Also, she named Josuke after her dog and she said he looked a lot like him. ''What a bitch.''

*'''Yoshikage Kira:''' The alternate universe counterpart of the villain of Part 4. Actually a pretty good guy. A doctor who worked on a boat, he pursued the bizarre Rokaka fruit in search of a cure for his mother's disease, putting him at odds with the Rock People who smuggled it. He still has Killer Queen, but now it shoots exploding bubbles and can summon thousands of tiny Sheer Heart Attacks. Critically injured by the Rock People, Kira ends up fusing with Josefumi and forming Gappy.
* '''Josefumi Kujo:''' The other half of Gappy. Josefumi Kujo aids Kira in his quest to cure his mother, out of gratitude for how the two of them saved his life when he almost drowned as a kid. Eventually he attempts to sacrifice himself to save Kira, resulting in their fusion and the birth of Gappy. He was the original user of "'''''Soft & Wet'''''", and his bubbles had no stars in them.

======The Higashikata Family======
These guys are a mixed bag. Some of the family members directly aid Gappy, whilst others scheme against- or try to manipulate him. They also all happen to have the word "king" in their stand names.

*'''Norisuke Higashikata IV''' (Original Name: '''Josuke Higashitaka'''): Father of the family, runs the fruit parlour. He's very strict about the parlour's bussiness model, and is against any sort of change that he deems too radical. Otherwise he is a loving father, which is very rare in Jojos as a whole.  His stand is '''King Nothing''', and it can track things by their smell.

*'''Joubin Higashikata:''' One of the most awesome characters in part 8. The guy acts like he's on summer vacation every day of the year, has a [[Tyranids|very large stag-beetle collection]] (he has an entire room for it) and is all around the chillest of dudes you can think of. He even gambled away his gold painted lambo to Gappy, [[Awesome|just because he felt like it]]. He's very open minded and all for improving the fruit parlour to bring in more profit for the family. He takes a lot of his traits from Norisuke, as he cares very much for his son Tsurugi, and the rest of the family. He doesn't hate Gappy, but doesn't involve himself with him too much (unless it has something to do with the Rokakaka fruit). He let the Damo & co. use the parlours trade route for smuggling the Rokakaka trees into Morioh. The reason for this was that he was (and still is) looking for an alternative way of curing the rock decease, a way that wouldn't involve collaterals or equivalent exchange. He's also one cunning fucker, as he has made people do his bidding multiple times during the part, mostly through contracts (like the one with rock humans), [[Tzeentch|but also through deception and manipulation]]. His stand is '''Speed King'''. It lets him store heat in objects, so that it can be let loose when someone touches the spot, and fries them up. At one point he was even thought to be the main antagonist, so his brutal death at the hands of Wonder of U was quite a shock.

*'''Mitsuba Higashikata:''' Joubin's wife, and mother of Tsurugi.

*'''Tsurugi Higashikata:''' Jobin's son who is dressed up as a girl to supposedly ward off the rock disease. His stand is '''Paper Moon King''', which allows him to conjure up illusions using origami.

*'''Hato Higashikata:''' Norisuke's eldest daughter, an air-headed model who's fiercely protective of her family. Her stand is '''Walking Heart''', which allows her to project spikes from her heels. Doesn't sound that impressive, but the spikes can penetrate hard surfaces, allowing her to walk on walls, extend up to four meters (little over 13 feet), and can move faster than a human can react.

*'''Joshu Higashikata:''' This little fuckwit is Josuke's stepbrother and is by far the worst of the family. Every negative trait you can think of he probably has, including; spoiled, petty, possessive, selfish, perverted, idiotic, amongst any other things. Just a [[Honsou|horrible person in general,]] constantly antagonizing and arguing with Josuke because he wants Yasuho for himself. Also, his Stand '''[[/d/|Nut]] King Call''' is basically Sticky Fingers but with nuts and bolts; attaching a bolt something then removing it causes whatever it was attached to to fall apart when it's removed. Naturally, he deserves to have one of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Ek_1W9wkthe most rocking themes] in Eyes of Heaven, [[What|right]]? As of chapter 101 he has gotten a tremendous amount of development, compared to his introduction, but he's still a creep.

*'''Daiya Higashikata:''' Youngest daughter and child of Norisuke at 16 years old. Playful and child-like, but severly sight-impaired, being barely able to see light. Her stand is '''California King Bed''', which allows her to steal memories from any person "fussing over" her, the memories exiting from a persons orifice as a chess piece with an orb containing the memory within. Daiya can view the memories by touching the pieces herself. If a piece is destroyed, the memory is destroyed as well, and any damage done to the piece is reflected back to the person the memory came from. The memories can only be returned to the person if Daiya steps on their shadow.

*'''Kaato Higashikata:''' Norisuke's ex-wife and mother to his children. Spent 15 years in a prison accused of murdering a child. The kid bullied Joubin and forced him to take lewd pictures of her, so she [[Grimdark|punished the little shit by burying him alive as a human sacrifice to cure her son]]. She really loves her children, especially her firstborn son Joubin. She's the one who [[Awesome|deals the finishing blow to Toru by using Rokakaka sap to transfer her family curse to him, while also curing Tsurugi in the process]]. Her stand is '''Space Trucking''', a golden humanoid bound to a deck of playing cards that can store objects and people within itself. When a card containing something is turned, whatever is stored within is released. It can also immobilize people and crush stuff.

====Part 9====
*'''Dragona Joestar:'''  Jodio's older brother and partner. He also dresses in drag and has breasts, but given that Jodio refers to him consistently as male and some cops sexually harassing "her" discover something "down there", Jodio's word seems trustworthy for now. He's also the one person that keeps Jodio from going nuts from sheer [[RAGE]], and gods help you if you harm him in front of his brother, as a bunch of pigs in blue [[Rape|learned the hard way]]. His Stand is '''Smooth Operators''', a colony of tank-like creatures that can rearrange the features of any object Dragona touches, like altering a license plate, removing locks from vaults or rearranging faces in horrific ways when pissed off.

:[[FAIL|Also, if you haven't seen the pun in his name yet, you suck at seeing the obvious.]]

*'''Usagi Alohaoe:''' The person who looks like [[meme|Pink Guy]] and who buys drugs from Jodio at the start of the first chapter-though is seemingly a good student according to Meryl Mei Qi. He's very intelligent, seemingly, but is laid back and his care-free attitude gets him in trouble. His stand is Matte Kudasai (no, it's not an untranslated name, it's a reference to a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-xNcpW_dA|King Crimson song]. Anyway, the ability grants the wish of someone else other than the user, turning itself into an object such as a security camera or lock pick.

*'''Paco Laburantes:''' Essentially the [[that guy]] of the gang. No one really likes him, though Jodio respects his skills as a thief. He's a dim-witted, aloof, and often comes off as rude-not to mention the fact he's a kleptomaniac. His Stand reflects this-The Hussle allows his muscles to grab objects and attach them to his skin. Basically, think of him as the [[Barbarian]] of the party.