Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== Deze Shootaz Need More [[Dakka]] ==
Oy, ya ignorant gitz. I'z sick of all dis "puny dakka" wot been goin' on in me WAAAGH right now. Shootaz is more dakka den dat. Gobs more dakka.

If some git don't think I know what I'm talking about, I'll krump 'im good. I got me a Shoota from da Mekboy fer loadz uv teef (an' I mean loadz) and I'z been really shooty wid it for a long time now. I'z pretty sure I kan even stomp a Squiggoth real propa with me shoota.

Bad Moon Mekboyz spend too much time mukin' about, workin' on just one Shoota an dey put up to a million gubbinz on it to produce da flashiest Shootas known to da orkz.

Shootaz is lots more shooty than 'umie gunz and lots more 'ard, too. Anyfing an 'umie can shoot, a boy with a Shoota can shoot betta. I'z bettin' all me teef dat a Shoota could krump one'o dem Titan-fings real easy.

Wanna know why dem Beaky Boyz can't evah beat Orks in battle? Dat's right, cuz dey's scared of Shootaz. Even at Armor-geddum, da 'umies shot da boyz wiv Shootas first. Dat's coz Shootaz 'ave loads uv dakka and dey know it.

So wot, you sez? I'll tell you wot, ya stupid git. Shootas is da most dakka dere evah was, an' we need real wunz, not dese puny fings. 'ere'z wot dey need:

More Dakka  Iron Gobz  More Dakka  Dakka  Spikez  Fixa Grot  Red paint  Stikkbomb Chucka  Shootier  Blasta  More Dakka  Bolt-on Burna  Bolt-on Rokkit Launcha  Turbo Boosta  Big Grabba  Bolt-on Big Shoota  More Dakka  Ammo Squig  WAAAGH  Beer  WAAAAAAGH

Now dat's wot I call a Shoota.

Da short uv it is, Shootaz need more dakka.