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====Angry Commissars==== The Angry Marines respect very few things. Among these are anger, zeal, killing power, and, perhaps most importantly, cursing ability. Any who earn the respect of the Angry Marines in all four categories are allowed to tag along, just as long as they KEEP THE FUCK UP! This means that, on many occasions, the Angry Marines Chapter has picked up strays from the battlefield: Lone Wolves that love black humor, broken infantry regiments that have held out for 20 years against Chaos on their own, and the occasional ganger that was too old to induct officially. However, the largest category is, by far, the Angry Commissars. Angry Commissars aren't really needed in the Chapter, as Angry Marines have no reason to run away or PUSSY SHIT LIKE THAT. However, the Imperial Guard practically forces them on the Chapter, since they're so good at keeping the FUCKING COWARDS with SHIT FOR BRAINS in line that the troops spend more time being terrified than actually fighting. Indeed, it is whispered that, if such a Commissar was not picked up by the Angry Marines, he would eventually turn to the worship of Khorne. Of course, that would make them significantly less badass (indeed, it would put them at roughly the same level as those FUCKING WORLD EATERS WANNABES), which cannot be allowed to happen, so they are "gifted" to the Angry Marines Chapter. Here, they guide others who have been picked up by the Chapter, as well as daring the Angry Marines to ever greater levels of ANGRY BADASSERY (after all, no Angry Marine wants to be outdone by some fucker that isn't even a Marine, much less an Angry Marine). For each HQ choice in your army (not including other Angry Commissars and Command Squads) you may include an Angry Commissar. These selections do not use up a Force Organisation slot. {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points |- | Angry Commissar || 5 || 3 || 3|| 3 || 2 || 3 || 2 || 9 || 4+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Commissar || 45 |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> Wargear: *Carapace Armor *Chainsword *Bolt Pistol *Frag and Krak Grenades Options: * may exchange his Bolt Pistol for another ranged weapon from the '''Ranged Weapons''' list. He may also exchange his Chainsword for another melee weapon from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' list. * may take items from the '''Special Wargear''' list. Special Rules: *Inspiring Rage!!! *Independent Character *Stubborn *HEY! HE'S NOT AN ANGRY MARINE!: An Angry Commissar cannot be the Warlord of the army. *FUCK YOU, OLD MAN! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!: Any model with the Angry Marine special rule in a unit with an Angry Commissar gains +1 attacks, as he attempts to show up the PUSSY WANNABE ANGRY COMMISSAR that's TOO FUCKING OLD FOR THIS SHIT ANYWAY. (This does not stack with the +1 attacks from the Banner of FUCK YOU.) *HERESY! BLAM!
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