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===Elves and Dwarf Fortress===
Elves in ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'' are notably different than elves in other settings. Essentially the polar opposite of the above descriptions, the RAGE they create isn't inspired by bishie Mary Suedom, but rather derived from primal fear and panic. They are terrifying figures of slaughter incarnate - sure, they may approach your fortress as a group of traders that get pissy if they notice you own a wooden anything because "lol nature boys", but they also are [[meme|actual cannibals]] who will kill and eat all your [[dorfs]] if they have their way. All that figurative rape usually focused upon elves in other fantasy settings will be [[/d/M|thrust upon your little Dorfy settlers]] and fortress, with little to no mercy.

The DF community's hatred of the elves is widely known across the net, with lurid tales of horror, gore and devastation of the tree-loving bastards celebrated in almost every occasion. There are several reasons why they're so despised, which shall be marked here:

*Elves are tree-huggers and are easily offended when they see objects made of or decorated with wood (they're able to create stuff by growing it, without harming a tree like other races). More than one fortress met its end because the dwarves offended the knife-ears too many times. Hurting a plant is unnaceptable to them.
*Elves are cannibals and eat their enemies.
*Elves are biologically immortal and never die of old age, like the goblins. This makes them a massive plague on the worlds they live in and gives them enormous numeric superiority when they attack, a fact that has destroyed entire dwarven civilizations. They also need such numbers because [[FAIL|their armor and weapons are almost entirely made of wood]] and tend to die in droves.
*Elves have no facial hair, which puts them at further odds with Dwarves. 

Culture-wise, Elves are the complete opposite of dwarves. The only known elf that isn't hated is Cacame Awemedinade, the Immortal Onslaught, who adopted the dwarven culture, became their king and a fearsome warrior who killed many of his own kind in revenge for his wife's death.

TL;DR '''BITCH THEY EAT PEOPLE AND WE ''HATE'' THEIR FUCKING GUTS!'''