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==Gallery== <center><gallery> Image:Tau1.jpg|Stealth suits are :3 Image:Firewarrior.gif|Fire Warriors are :3 too Image:Tau Chibi Fire Warrior.jpg|Chibi, but not weeby. File:TauGuela.jpg|Gue'la. Image:TauOrigin.jpg|Ohhh GW. Image:Tau.gif|In 40k, everyones' guns are huge. Image:Tau Fire Warrior.jpg|A Tau Fire Warrior, the basic infantry unit. Image:Tau Firepower Demotivator.jpg|The sad truth of 6th edition. Image:combine.jpg|In /tg/, tau are the bad guys. Image:Itsyourempiretoo.png|Propaganda. [[Nazi|Sound]] [[Communism|familiar?]] Image:Never shall the tau!.JPG|Surrender... never shall the Tau. Image:Tauassault.jpg|Tau are vicious melee fighters, no less able than [[Space Marines]]! Image:1234622525817.jpg|In hindsight, attempting negotiations with Orks was probably a bad idea. Image:Tau Problem, Astartes.jpg|What's that? We're not grimdark enough for you, Neckbeard? Image:Tau Sympathizer.jpg|The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer's entry on Tau players. Image:Discotau.jpg|For the Greater Groove! Image:DiscoTauGroovin.jpg|Iβm ready go tonight, There's a party, alright, We donβt need the reason for joy oh yeah~ Image:Manta.jpg|Fun fact: if you have enough money to buy this, you have too much money. Image:Tau cosplay2.jpg|Typical Tau player, engaging in typical Tau behavior. (Pretty badass cosplay, even got the hoof right) Image:Tau Battlesuit vs Smurf.jpg|This Char Custom Battlesuit-clad Tau demonstrates his mastery of [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]. Also DYNAMIC ENTRY! Image:E6abddad6c5999a1dbe6085d8614f051.jpg|Tau in close quarters combat barring some very lucky dice rolls. Image:Autaku.jpg|''[[Weeb|Autaku]]'' Image:5_Tau_Castes.png|Image of the 5 Tau Castes as seen in a [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada]] trailer. (Note the 5 different insignias on their chests.) </gallery></center> {{Promotions}} <center><gallery> Image:TauKroot.jpg Image:MARKERLIGHTS.png|MARKERLIGHTS! Image:tau_firecleavage.jpg|Sweet [[Weeaboo|weeaboo]] [[Heresy|heresy]]. Image:Commissar Shadowsuns Goods by morganagod.jpg|DAT ASS. Image:DAT_SHAS.jpg| A Fire Warrior appreciating DAT ASS. Image:Tau ass.gif|A Greater Good we can all believe in. Image:NOT FUCKING CANON.png| [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!]] Image:JoinTau.jpg|Some recruitment methodologies work better than others. Image:Tau Chick.jpg|Few rarely seen Tau chicks. Maybe because Sisters are hotter. Image:youtastefunny.jpg|Yeah, we all know the truth about their "greater good". Image:Subcommander torchstar by sexual yeti-d9qal0l.png|Subcommander Torchstar, Farsight's personal fangirl. Image:Tau_caste_nudes.jpg|Earth, Fire, Water, Air...Ethereal?!? SWEET MOTHER OF KHORNE!!! MY EYES!!! Image:Laughing tau whores.jpg|S-shut up you filthy sluts! Among my people it is considered quite a handsome dick! Image:Power Shopping.jpg|It's a well-known fact that the Tau Empire has some of the best shopping in the entire galaxy. Image:Taugirlpile.jpg|Here we see Tau propaganda meant to entice men with their terrible, blasphemous, and supple soft skin, smooth curves, perky brea...er...ah...heretical alien bodies. Image:TauHuman.jpg|Indeed, many humans have already embraced the Greater Good. (The individual with the primitive flashlight has been sent to re-education. Happiness is mandatory, Citizen.) Image:greatertits.jpg|An attractive human female defector who for some reason has been equipped with a highly modified commander's battlesuit, perhaps as a devious ploy to compel desertion by the less loyal. Image:ThicTau'Thereal.png|After this ethereal took charge, there was an upsurge in gue'vesa citizenship requests. Water caste psychoanalysts are currently studying this phenomenon in detail. </gallery></center>
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