Editing Codex - Angry Marines 7th Edition (section)

===Special Characters===

====Master of the Armory Enfurus Ragman====
Though considered a foaming-at-the-mouth, profanity-spitting rage machine by his peers in the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], Enfurus is seen as little more then a WORLD EATER WANNABE by his Angry Marine brethren. However, as Master of the Armory (the Angry Marines' equivalent to the [[Master of the Forge]]), Enfurus is responsible for keeping the war machines of the Angry Marines stoked to the proper levels of holy rage and anger. This, alongside his (unofficial) position as 'Master of Dakka,' earns him a level of respect within his Chapter, even though he is a WORLD EATER WANNABE!

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Master of the Armoury Enfurus Ragman || 5 || 4 || 4 || 4 || 3 || 4 || 3 || 9 || 2+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 (Unique) || 140
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Wargear: 
*Artificer Armour
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Grinder
:*Grinder is not so much a weapon as it is a small bucket wheel excavator welded to Enfurus' arm. Grinder is a chain fist with AP 1. Each time Grinder causes an unsaved wound, it deals d3 wounds on the targeted model.
*Hell Glove
:*The Hell Glove is made up of three bolt pistols welded onto a power fist. In addition to counting as a power fist, it may be fired as a ranged weapon with the following profile:
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| Hell Glove|| 12|| 5|| 4 ||Assault 3
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Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!! 
*WORLD EATER WANNABE! - Enfurus Ragman does count as an Angry Marine model for the purposes of any effect referring specifically to Angry Marines. In addition to this, he has the following Special Rules:
:* And They Shall Know No Fear
:* Move Through Cover
:* Furious Charge
:* Hatred (Angry Marines (But not Techmarines)) He does not confer this rule to any unit he joins.
:* Preferred Enemy (Angry Marines (But not Techmarines)) He does not confer this rule to any unit he joins.
:* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD

*WORK, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
:*With a curse and a well placed impact, Enfurus urges a broken machine to get back into the fucking fight. In each of your Shooting phases, instead of firing his weapons, Enfurus can choose to repair a single friendly Vehicle that he is in base contact with or embarked upon. to repair a Vehicle, roll a D6 and adds 1 for every model with the Angry Marine Special Rule in his squad (including himself), if the result is 7 or more then the tank has one weapon destroyed or immobilize result repaired; if the Vehicle has not suffered a weapon destroyed or Immobilized result, the vehicle gains a hull point it had lost back.

*STOP HIDING, YOU SHITS!
:*Choose one piece of terrain before the start of the game. That terrain's cover save is reduced by one.
*Engines of Rage
:*Belligerent Engines may be taken as Troops choices.

====Reclusiarch Mofo====
Reclusiarchs are the senior Chaplains of any given Adeptus Astartes Chapter. Their normal non-combat duties are to shape and guide the spirituality of their battle brothers, lead the daily rites of the chapter, train new chaplains and oversee the Reclusiam, the holy sanctum within a chapter fortress-monestary where all the chapter relics are kept. As far as Mofo is concerned, the only thing he does as as a Reclusiarch is being the senior Chaplain, train new Chaplains, and not much else. His view over other duties, respectively, is that: "ALL THESE FUCKNUTS ARE TOO LOYAL TO EVER BE BUTT-BUDDIES WITH THOSE CHAOS FUCKS ANYWAY", "OUR DAILY RITES JUST INVOLVE THESE ASSTARDS HITTING EVERYTHING WITH A POWERBAT. LIKE THEY ACTUALLY NEED SUPERVISION FOR THAT", and "DO I LOOK LIKE THAT OLD FART, FUKLAW? SOME DIPSHIT SERVITOR OR SOME SERF CAN DUST OFF A FEW HUNKS OF METAL.".

[[Image:Reclusiarch Mofo (2).jpg|200px]]

In battle, however, is the only place where Mofo does not slack in his duties as the Emperor's divine rage made-manifest. Armed with his sacred Crozius named "Fagbasher", Mofo has cracked thousands upon thousands of skulls and crushed even more minds through his sheer skill in profanity, in his centuries of service, striking fear into virtually anything.

Perhaps one of his most revered feats of skill is defeating the foul Black Legion Dreadnought known as "Thragarkis, the Twice Living" in single combat. What makes this feat even more amazing is that he did away with using his Crozius, instead tearing Thragarkis out of his sarcophagus by punching it with his bare power-armored fists until it buckled and weakened, and then headbutting him repeatedly until he died.
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| Reclusiarch Mofo || 7 || 3 || 4|| 4 || 3 || 5 || 3 || 10 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 (Unique) || 155
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Wargear: 
*Power Armour
*Inferno Pistol
*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Fagbasher - Fagbasher is Reclusiarch Mofo's Crozius Iratus, it was specially crafted by the chapter artificers to denote his position as the chapter's Reclusiarch. It is essentially a slightly more powerful version of the original weapon, except that the head of the weapon is an armored fist holding the Imperial Aquila, with the middle finger extended.

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| Fagbasher|| -|| +3|| 4 ||Melee, Concussive, '''RAAAGGE''' of the chapter, Smash
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:'''RAAAGGE''' of the chapter: Reclusiarch Mofo is the personification of the righteous anger of the Angry Marines, driving unfathomable fear in the hearts of their enemies, whatever they might be. 
::In addition to having a 3+ invulnerable save in close combat, any unit Mofo is in combat with during an assault phase must roll for leadership with a -2Ld penalty (to a minimum of 1) before they attack. If they fail, they will have a -1WS and -1 Initiative penalty for the rest of that turn.

Options:
*may choose to replace his Inferno Pistol with a Storm Shield: 5 pts.
*may choose to take only one of the following: Flamer Charger, Plasma Charger, Melta Charger, Grav Charger or Combat Shield for 5 pts
*may choose to take one of the following:
:*Space Marine Bike: 20 pts. 
:*Jump Pack: 15 pts.
:*a pair of Power Feet: 10 pts.

*may choose to take a Vox Amplifier: 30 pts - This ancient relic further amplifies Mofo's already booming voice throughout the battlefield, allowing him to better convince his battle brothers better to STOP WUSSING OUT BEHIND THAT WALL LIKE A BUNCH OF ELDAR PUSSIES AND KILL THE FUCKERS. 
:*This allows all Angry Marine units to use his Ld for all leadership and pinning tests so long as Mofo is alive. Mofo can also use this vox amp to debilitate enemies closing in on him by proclaiming how I'M GOING TO BLOW OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK, at a volume relatively close to an aircraft performing a sonic boom right beside them. This wargear also counts as defensive grenades.

Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!! 
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Fearless
*I'M NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT YOU FUCKFACE - Such is Mofo's hate for the enemies of man that even a killing blow can't keep him down in a fight. Whenever Mofo is struck by instant death during any assault phase: roll a d6 and if the result is 4+, the attack only deals 1 wound to Mofo. 

*Exhaustively Comprehensive Litany of Most Profane Expletives:
:* Reclusiarch Mofo has spent centuries mastering the curses and insults of every race and creed out there, somehow including the Tyranids and Necrons, and combines this with his fearful oratory skills to really TELL THOSE FAGGOTS THAT WE'RE GONNA FUCK THEM UP HARD in a language they can clearly understand. An enemy squad must pass leadership test with -3 penalty (to a minimum of 1) in order to overwatch Mofo or his squad.

*YOU BETTER HIT THEM YOU ASS-STRUMMING RETARDS - With a curse and a threat to rip out their spines so he can beat them to death for their failure in hitting shit for the Emprah, the Reclusiarch can "motivate" Angry Marines to hit with better accuracy.... '''or else'''. Mofo and any other Angry Marine member of a Unit he join may re-roll all failed to hit rolls.

====Commissar Fuklaw====
[[Commissar Fuklaw|Commissar John Fuklaw]] is a commissar serving with the Angry Marines, he holds the rare and distinguished honor within the Imperium for being one of the few non-Astartes and non-serf humans to serve with a Space Marine chapter. His assignment to the most belligerent Astartes chapter in the Imperium has nothing about the chapter's morale issues and more of it being the only place where his indiscriminate, seething anger can be handled and vented. 

[[Image:Fuklaw-detail.jpg|200px]]


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| Commissar Fuklaw || 6 || 3 || 3 || 4 || 3 || 3 || 3 || 10 || 4+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 (Unique) || 150
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Wargear:
*Carapace armor
*Bolt pistol
*Chainsword
*Frag and Krak grenades
*Twisted Lump of Metal/Iron Halo

Options: 
*His Chainsword may be upgraded to a "Master Fuck Fist", a master-crafted powerfist: +25 points. 
*may exchange his Bolt Pistol for another ranged weapon from the '''Ranged Weapons''' list. He may also exchange his Chainsword for another melee weapon from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' list.
*may take items from the '''Special Wargear''' list.

Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!!
*It Will Not Die
*Eternal Warrior
*Honorary Angry Marine: Despite not undergoing the surgeries and treatments needed for a human to be a Space Marine, Fuklaw's inhuman rage for everything and savage combat skills has allowed him to match up Angry Marines in combat, cursing, and anger, a feat even most Astartes of other chapters cannot hope to match. Temperus Maximus, deeming that Fuklaw is "PRETTY FUCKING ANGRY ENOUGH IN MY BOOK", has also allowed him to earn the respect of the Angry Marines, treating him as an equal, despite his non-Astartes status. 
:*This rule counts Fuklaw as having the Angry Marine special rule.
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*FUCK YOU POSER: If two opposing armies include Commissar Fuklaw, those models, and the units they are attached to, must, if able, move to get into close combat with each other. Neither unit will retreat until one of the Commissar Fuklaws (who is obviously an impostor) is killed. 
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*FUCK HERETICS!: Such is the anger that Commissar Fuklaw has against xenos, mutants and heretics, that he and any unit led by him will fight with redoubled fury against these enemies of the Emperor (and, like most Commissars, as far as Fuklaw is concerned, anyone opposing him is at least one of the three). Commissar Fuklaw, and any unit he is attached to, gains Hatred (everything).
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*DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!: 
:*Before deployment commences, Commissar Fuklaw may commandeer any friendly non-walker vehicle, even those that normally do not transport models. The original occupants, if any, will have to walk. As long as Fuklaw is on board, the vehicle uses his profile for ranged combat, count as chariot, and must move at least 6" towards the closest enemy unit during its movement phase and attack in close combat if able. If commandeering a normally non-transport unit, Fuklaw cannot accompany a unit, and cannot disembark unless the vehicle is destroyed. When the vehicle is destroyed, it is removed as a casualty but Commissar Fuklaw walks away unscathed and will perform the last action he was doing before his vehicle was destroyed.
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*Fearless - Fuklaw is totally fucking fearless and never has to take Morale or Pinning tests. He confers this ability to any unit he joins, as they fear him more than any enemy.
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*Independent Character: Commissar Fuklaw is an independent character and follows all of the rules for characters in the Warhammer 40,000 rulebook. In addition, he cannot join a unit wearing Terminator armor, jump packs, or power feet. 
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*Leader:
:* In addition to his rank of Commissar, Fuklaw is a leader of men. He will not carry out Summary Execution (as any units he joins becomes Fearless), but he will execute a Sanctioned Psyker subject to the It's For Your Own Good! rule. Same goes for Angry Marine Masters of Mindfuckery. Furthermore, Fuklaw may make a ranged attack against any friendly squad within 12" that fails a Morale check (even if he is embarked in a vehicle - if the vehicle normally does not carry troops, Fuklaw will fire its main weapon at his ballistic skill). If that attack kills at least one model, the unit counts as if it had passed the Morale check. If Fuklaw traded his ranged weapon for a close combat weapon, he may only execute squads that are 6" of him. This is due to the fact that close combat weapons generally aren't as lethal as they're meant to be while thrown.
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*The Hammer of the Emperor - Fuklaw brings back the blunt fury of the Emperor's hammer. Angry "Serfs" may be taken as troop choices.

====Chief Mindfucker Moarfistin====
Moarfistin is the Chief Mindfucker of the Angry Marines, the equivalent of a Chief Librarian of an Astartes chapter. Due to a tragic incident involving a Nurgle cult unleashing a plague at his home colony, Moarfistin was driven to insanity, but this was also when he discovered his latent abilities as a psyker. After seeing his home burning, he uttered a scream of psychic rage so powerful that the daemons were shattered instantly. Angry Marine Masters of Mindfuckery noticed this seething rage, knew that whoever had made it was a good candidate for an Angry Marine, and a detachment of marines was sent to retrieve him.

[[Image:Chief Mindfucker Moarfistin.jpg|300px]]

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| Chief Mindfucker Moarfistin || 6 || 3 || 4|| 4 || 3 || 4 || 3 || 10 || 2+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 (Unique) || 190
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Wargear: 
*Artificer Armor
*Fisting Stick
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| Fisting Stick|| -|| +3|| 4 ||Melee, Force,
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*Plasma charger
*Frag and Krak Grenades
-''Note: Moarfistin does not wear a Psychic hood. He deems it unnecessary as: "I DON'T NEED A FAGGOTY LOOKING MAGIC HAT TO PROTECT ME FROM HERETICAL BULLSHIT!".''

Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Psyker (Mastery Level 3).
*Unassailable mind: Moarfistin's mind is virtually unapproachable by the warp, due to the fact that his anger burns anyone out or drives them irredeemably insane (Even by daemonic standard) the moment they try. Moarfistin can ignore wounds from "Perils of the Warp" on a D6 roll of 5+.

* Indescriminate RAGE OF FURY!!!: Moarfistin's psychic fury must have an outlet and failing to cast any power causes a fuck ton of frustration to violently spew forth from his eyes. So should Moarfistin fail to cast any psychic power (including successful Deny The Witch against Moarfistin) perform the following:
 - Place a large blast marker on his head. 
 - Roll to scatter 2d6
 - The strength of the blast is equal to the total warp charge generated for the angry marine player that turn. Moarfistin himself is immune to this damage, but any other units (friend or foe) are hit.

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| - || WC || - || Large blast, Barrage
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*FUCK THOSE FUCKING PUSBAGS: 
::Moarfistin still remembers oh too well the havoc Nurgle caused upon his home colony and is FUCKINGLY FUCKED OFF ABOUT IT. Moarfistin has Hatred(Nurgle) He does not confer this rule to any unit he joins.

*Disruptively Angry Influence - Because Moarfistin does not wear a psychic hood, his soul is constantly exposed in the warp, especially when he draws power from it. Fortunately for him and unfortunately for any warp denizen and psyker around him, opening his mind and soul to the warp also causes his unfalthering anger to spill into the warp, disrupting the immidiate area and causing a very powerful psychic scream, which is about equivalent of an exploding sun in his case. This causes psykers to recoil in terror and even disrupting daemons that have entered realspace. 
:*Whenever Moarfistin uses a psychic power, all Psykers (Friend or Foe) within 12" of him must take a morale test. In addition, passively all units with the Deamon special rule (Friend or Foe) treat all terrain, including open ground, within 18" of Moarfistin as dangerous terrain.

*IT'S FISTING TIME MOTHERFUCKERS: Moarfistin charges up his free hand with warp energy and releases it on impact with devastating results. 
:*if Moarfistin successfully manifest the Force psychic power, then in addition to the usual effects, Whilst the Force psychic power is in effect, Moarfictin counts as having one extra close combat weapon and has the Smash! Special Rule.

*FUCKING MIND BULLETS: Moarfistin has no use for a pussified weapon like pistols and instead chooses to shoot psychic projectiles using his mind. Moarfistin has the following psychic power in addition to those three he can generate:
'''Mind Bullets''' (Warp Charge 1)
Mind Bullets is a witcfire power with following profile
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| 24" || 4 || 5 || Assault 2, MOAR MIND BULLETS!
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*MOAR MIND BULLETS!: Manifesting Mind Bullets doesn't count as shooting attack, meaning Moarfistin can shoot his plasma charger or use another one witchfire psychic power the same turn he use Mind Bullets.

====Angry Captain Satchel====
Satchel is the seemingly invulnerable Captain of the 2nd Company.

[[Image:Angry Captain Satchel (2).jpg|200px]]
 	 	 	 	 	 	 		 	 
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| Angry Captain Satchel || 7 || 3 || 4|| 4 || 3 || 5 || 4 || 10 || 2+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 (Unique) || 165
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Wargear: 
*Artificer Armour
*The Bag of Dylad
:*The Bag of Dylad is a Mastercrafted Adamantine Sack of Power Doorknobs with the following profile:<br>
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| Bag of Dylad|| - || +3|| 2 ||Melee, Smash, Mastercrafted
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*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Twisted Lump of Metal

Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Unending '''RAGE'''
*Bearer of the Bag
:*Captain Satchel is the longest ever bearer of the Bag of Dylad, which seems to have a curse that attracts the bearer's killer. Satchel has survived the curse so far, because FUCKING CURSES ARE FOR FAGGOTS WHO SUCCUMB TO PUSSY-ASS THINGS LIKE DEATH. Still, the Bag has malevolence of its own, almost an Angry Marine bound within it, and it will be Satchel's undoing. He knows this, and he will go down FIGHTING. At the beginning of the game, randomly select an Independent Character in the opponent's army. Satchel re-rolls all failed rolls to wound against this character, and vice versa.
*Feel No Pain
* It Will Not Die (FOR FUCKS SAKE)