Editing Adventure Time (section)

==Important Dudes, Dudettes and Others==
The show has a metric butt ton of characters (literally hundreds), nearly all of which appear multiple times over many episodes. For obvious reasons, it would be too long to list them all here, so let's focus on the main cast in no particular order.

*'''Finn Mertens the Human''' - Despite the show's thoughts, Finn is not the last human. Counting half humans, cyborgs, Simon the Ice King and mutant zombies there may be a few hundred left. For all intents and purposes however, there are only about four beings that can be called "human", and Finn is one of them. A real bad ass boy adventurer and champion of the Candy Kingdom, Finn is a teenage boy that ages as the show progresses, being sixteen during season six, and twelve during season one. Finn has horrible luck with the ladies, and basically acts like a complete retard around them. Finn has some major issues from abandonment in the forest and is very afraid of the Ocean. 
**In the same vein as [[Discworld|Carrot Ironfoundersson from Discworld]], Finn is the epitome of [[Lawful Good]] and [[Noblebright]] without being [[Lawful Stupid]], and can be counted on making the right decision and making it work. Most of the questionable things he’s done in the series, such as manipulating his ex, Fire Princess, can be tacked down to his own immaturity rather than outright malice, and he always makes up for it in the end. 
**One of the running gags in the show is that he goes through a wide number of swords, and just to show how double-edged (heh) magic is in the setting, most of the cool ones are cursed. His mundane swords have never really bit him in the ass, but his [[Khorne|Demon Blood Sword]] (Daemons tend to want it back), Cursed Grass Sword (it’s in the name), and even the Finn-Sword created by temporal paradox (it’s literally the version of him that was destroyed in a time paradox) have all caused him problems. The very last sword he gets in the series was created by Bubblegum’s [[Awesome|Occultist Butler]], and blessed by Adventure Time Satan, so is definitely cursed. 

*'''Jake the Dog''' - Finn’s adopted brother, and a dog thought to be magical, but we now know to be [[Cthulhu|something completely different]] even if his parents never told him. His abilities become more pronounced and potent as the series goes on, starting from only being able to change his size and shape, to being able to create complicated objects and even shift himself into a fucking car. A horribly immature father of five, Jake still has it going good as a former career criminal and partner to Finn, even being a multi millionaire at one point. Jake is currently dating Lady Rainicorn the Rainicorn, although that is not focused on as much these days.
**As a Dog, he ages a lot faster than Finn even though Finn was found/adopted soon after Germaine and him were born. With expected downsides.
**Jake and Rainicorn’s descendants make up the “Puppy Kingdom” in the far-future. 
**Jake and his daughter, Charlie, are both hardcore players of the game [[Magic the Gathering|Magic The--Card Wars]]. Jake is implied to not only be a [[Munchkin|Power Gamer]], but also [[That Guy]], throwing a bitchfit when Finn kicks his ass soundly on his first try. 

*'''Marceline Abadeer''' - the Vampire Queen, heir to the [[Daemon World|Nightosphere]], daughter of [[Daemon|Hunson Abadeer]]. Marceline is, as the name suggests, a vampire and half Demon about one thousand years old, and is old enough to have lived through the Mushroom War. She is a highly talented bass player who plays amazing songs that are also pretty fucking deep, and are nearly always about her shit childhood in the nuclear wastes, her daddy issues, or her woes at being immortal and outliving almost everyone she knows. Is a very sexy lady who has lost track of her moral code after hundreds of years. She also has a soft spot for a certain [[Gay|Pink Princess]].
**She was a hero, just like Finn was, in the years just after the Great Mushroom War. Her mother is a human, and how she came to have Satan’s child isn’t explained, except that Marceline and her Mother are both connected to a super-secret lab…[[Derp|somehow]]. She inherited her dad’s powers of sucking souls, but is otherwise mortal, only gaining her vampiric immortality after being bit by the previous Vampire King.
**As previously mentioned after a 1000 years of living and messing around her moral compass has evolved, or just lost some of that magnetism though she is still very much a good person through and through - thus she exemplifies the [[Chaotic Good]]. 

*'''Princess Bonnibelle Bubblegum''' - A Gum Golem, newly revealed embodiment of the Candy Elemental, and ruler of the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum (or PB to her friends), is an <s>amoral sociopath</s> [[HERESY|A JUST RULER WHO ONLY DOES WHAT IS BEST FOR HER PEOPLE]]. To this end, she protects her Candy People with a single-minded determination, fully able and willing to use evil methods to do so, although she will avoid it if possible because she actually has some standards. 
**PB is the ruler of a Police State, with full video and audio surveillance and micro chipping of all her subjects at all times (which isn't as hard as it sounds considering the average candy citizen is dumber than a bag of pop rocks). [[Emperor of Mankind|Just like some other ruler of his people]], she does this because [[Dark Age of Technology|she doesn’t trust her creations to not repeat the same mistakes of the past]]. Unfortunately, time is cyclical, and [[Horus Heresy|she’s only setting up the seeds for her own downfall]].
**Despite this, PB sets out to be the best ruler she can possibly be, resulting in a happy, healthy, and wealthy kingdom even at her own expense managing to be essentially [[Neutral Good]]. She is voiced by Hynden Walch, the same VA for Starfire.

*'''Flame Princess''' - A Princess [[Awesome|literally made of fire]] with extreme control over her flames and the ability to hurl around fire. Flame Princess became a love interest and girlfriend for Finn, before his stupidity in the face of girls and his coming to terms with his sexuality caused him to fuck up in spectacular fashion and ruin the relationship. Originally so powerful that she might've burned the world to ashes, the Flame King abandoned her in the forest. When the resulting inferno brought the attention of Princess Bubblegum, she gave two choices to Flame King. Either seal away Flame Princess, or Bubblegum would. Suffice to say, when Flame Princess found out, she was especially pissed. Flame Princess eventually usurped her evil father, and took the throne for herself, where she has proven to be a capable ruler, if a bit naive and irritable.

*'''Simon Petrikov, The Ice King''' - Simon was originally an archeologist before the Mushroom War, and was engaged to his fiancee Betty, but all of this changed when he discovered a Crown. When he put it on for a joke, he was overcome with visions of madness, and trying to defend himself from them with the ice magic that the crown brought, he frightened the ever loving crap out of Betty. Originally a bad guy, he has developed from an evil lecherous man into a sad, largely harmless sick old man kept alive by his magic crown at the cost of his sanity. After the war Simon raised and protected Marcelline, and acted as a father figure to her in the nuclear wastes, resulting in a strong relationship that he cannot remember. 
**Eventually, fearing his loss to the crown and its madness, Simon left Marcelline, having provided for her as best he can. In his current state, the Ice King is a rather minor threat who works best with constant supervision; he is a sort of frenemy to Finn and some other wizards, and [[thanquol|is easily defeated]] if he actually starts anything, and is more likely to unearth and be used by even greater evils than do any harm himself.
**Due to him being under the sway of the crown and his past trauma he is semi-lucid at best most of the times (though this can and does oscilate) thus he well represents [[Chaotic Neutral]].

*'''Betty''' - Simon's fiancee. From the past, came to the future because shenanigans. Simon's love for her and ensuing guilt is one of the main reasons why he's so obsessed with abducting princesses. She takes it upon herself to cure him, [[Tzeentch|but since Magic corrupts ''everything'' in this universe]], [[Not as planned|things do not go as planned]].

*'''The Lich''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8 The Lich is not funny]. The Lich exists to destroy all life in the universe, and has managed to do so once in the series. A cunning, clever threat, the Lich in every fight immediately focuses on the biggest threat to him and destroys it, and has never been defeated the same way twice. The Lich is extremely manipulative, able to trick Finn and Jake more than once, and is capable of stupidly powerful magic that can corrupt, possess, and control those around him. Whenever the Lich makes an appearance, someone has either died, or come very close to it, and for that is considered a very scary legitimate threat by everyone. After the battle in the Cosmic Citadel, a super max prison designed for the worst of the worst of the galaxy (which the Lich destroyed outright in minutes), he was transformed into a twelve-foot tall toddler. But despite the innocence of the newly-christened Sweet Pea, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2k7Jf9xO3g the Lich is inside], patient, and waiting to get out and wipe out all life. Is also voiced by Ron MOTHERFUCKING Perlman of all people.
**The Lich is hands-down the most terrifying villain encountered in the series due to a combination of uncompromising desire to end all life while being implacable, strategic and non-plussed in his endeavor, setting a great example of [[Lawful Evil]]

* '''King of Ooo''' - Despite what this sack of crap would tell you, he is NOT the rightful king of the world, and is a conman, fraud, and all-around horrible person. In his first appearance King seemed to be a bit of a nutjob, claiming that everything belonged to him by right (including the sun) but never actually pushing his claims or demanding authority beyond the right to marry people, which was actually legit as he had the proper authority granted through the appropriate paperwork. His second appearance quickly disabused the notion that he was a harmless idiot when he tricked Sweet Pea into being accessory to theft by lying about being a kindergarten teacher, and then tried to "take care of him" when Sweet Pea started to tell his parents about his days at "school". The King is on this list solely because he, in addition to being a huge [[Eldrad|dick]], <s>is</s> was Princess(!) of the Candy Kingdom! He achieved this by taking advantage of a few loopholes and pushing the law to breaking point to become a democratically elected leader, much to Princess Bubblegum's anger, rage, and disbelief. She later dethroned him. He is also made of earwax and is basically [[Neutral Evil]] due to a combination of competence and shere dumbassery.

*'''BMO/BeMOre''' - A robot who also doubles as a gaming console and was originally made as a companion for a little boy that never happened due to his creator, another human and Adventure Time's Steve Jobs (if Jobs ever actually invented anything he sold, and also made nuclear weapons), [[Neckbeard|never ended up dating]]. The little bugger sometimes accompanies Finn and Jake though he spends more time at the Treehouse. When alone he is prone of doing ¨weird junk¨ like talking to his mirror self or delving into an elaborate fantasy world created by his own overactive imagination (or is it?). 
**Surprisingly enough, although he is already about 1000 years old when the series starts (the spin-off epilogue, Distant Lands, actually shows what he was up to ‘’before’’ the series starts)  he outlives both of his pals along with many other characters and lives to become a kind of wacky storyteller some further 1000 years into the future, making him one of the oldest beings in the show by then, pretty rad for a goofy robot game console.