Editing Assholetep (section)

==Assholetep's daily routine==
6:00am:wake u- oh wait he doesn't go to sleep

6:45am:polishes body and checks for rust

7:00am:eats brea- oh wait he doesn't have breakfast

7:50am: goes to anger management class.

7:51am: blows up the company as they said he had anger issues.

7:56am:spams heritical messages to forge worlds  and Terra e.g: I crippled your golden corpse with a Tachyon arrow thus making the emperor thrash in pain.

9:00am:polishes cantoptek scabs.

9:30am:throws a house party in the galleries of Solemnace, thus breaking and ruining countless treasures that could have improved the necrons.

10:10am: attempts to spray bleach all over 
Mortarion calling him a filthy moth.

10:50am: Plays chess with Tzeentch

11:40am: Paints and assembles Ultramarines

12:30pm: puts a stolen Baneblade under Creed’s toilet seat while he’s off eating lunch

1pm: plays snooker with Cypher.

2:20pm:Acts like an asshole

4:30pm:Flicks random switches on the Golden Throne

5:00pm:Asks The Emperor if he’s lost weight recently

6:00pm: Calls a Hive Ship fat

7:10pm: swaps the direction signs in an Emperor-class battleship

8:00pm: Infiltrates a crisis suit hangar and reverses all the controls

8:30pm:

9:00pm: Puts one of Slaanesh's sex toys on The Skull Throne while Khorne is taking a piss

9:01pm: Rages as Slaanesh's sex toy reminds him that he still does not have a penis

9:30pm: Sends Khorne anonymous messages asking him if he liked his new "seat".

10:00pm: Joins a Destroyer Cult

10:30pm: Gets kicked out of Destroyer Cult for being an "Unsavory Character".

11:00pm:partys hard all night 

12:30am: goes to sle- oh wait he doesn't sleep






Enjoy 😉 don't do too much per person
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