Editing Avenging Sons (section)

==Daily rituals of an Avenging Son==

04:00 - The Avenging Sons wake up by all falling out of their beds, because they just can't do anything right.<br>
05:00 - The Avenging Sons review the Codex Astartes to find guidance toward victory, except due to the designs of [[Tzeentch]], all of their copies of the Codex have been direly misprinted and also rendered in High Gothic while the chapter only knows how to read in Low Gothic.<br>
06:00 - The Avenging Sons begin training according to their manuals. Unfortunately for them, their manuals were provided by an agent of [[Tzeentch]] posing as an Estate Imperium adept named [https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=24 Retsam Gnat].<br>
07:00 - The chapter assembles to decide upon a place to <s>die in droves at</s>gloriously fight for [[The Emperor]]. Whatever intelligence they have for on prospective war zones is undoubtedly completely falsified by [[Tzeentch]]'s trolling hand.<br>
08:00 - Battle brothers deploy to another war zone and idiotically get mired in a protracted conflict that lasts the rest of the day.<br>
09:00 - Throughout the day-long battle, many battle brothers die horribly. Very little avenging is actually achieved.<br>
21:00 - The surviving battle brothers retreat from combat.<br>
23:00 - The surviving battle brothers swear they'll avenge their fallen brethren.<br>
24:00 - Daily Rest, which is greatly simplified by how the surviving Avenging Sons don't have to go back to their personal rooms to sleep off the asskicking they just received since many of the beds that were in use at the start of the day will now be vacant.<br>