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==Kyras the Ascendant== After Araghast's invasion, [[Eliphas]] took command of his warband and began slaughtering the Blood Raven's in Khorne's name, and started with murdering Davian Thule, evoking the shedding of manly tears. A Freebooter Kaptain called Bluddflag unleashed his lulzy voice acting upon Aurelia, leaving only joy and happiness in his wake. Diomedes continued to be oblivious about everything, some Eldar fags did shit nobody cares about and the Imperial Guard, led by Freddie Mercury, were poised to save the sub-sector while being manly. And the Tyranids tried and failed in their attempt to be relevant. And the Ordo Malleus were poised to blow the shit outta the sector. It turns out that Kyras, with some coaxing from the Daemon of the Maledictum that was released by Gabe back in Dawn of War I, had engineered the ENTIRE EVENTS OF THE DAWN OF WAR II SERIES in an attempt to slaughter the Sub-Sector in Khorne's Name. Yes, the Tyranids, Araghast's Black Crusade, all culminated in the arrival of the Ordo Malleus, who would exerminate all life in the sector. Which would in turn elevate Kyras to Daemonhood and open a Warp Rift to destroy the Sub-Sector, he would be a Daemon Prince so powerful that he could depose Abaddon and spread the gift of being turned into superheated space dust "to every last living soul in the galaxy". See that Tzeentch? Khorne can also plan ahead, you bird-faced furfag. And he actually gets shit done with these plans, unlike you. Delivering an epic speech about the philosophy of Khorne shortly before merging with the Maledictum Daemon at the charred wastes of Cyrene, Kyras becomes a daemon of such magnitude that he makes Ulkair look like a weenie. Gabriel gets into a fight with him, but is unfortunately beaten, savagely mutilated and smashed into the ground, the first time in the series where Gabe loses to something. Kyras then proceeds to kill almost every single space marine Gabe brought with him except for [[Jonah Orion]] (who was just knocked out cold), including several squads of Terminators and at least one dreadnought And mind you, your typical Daemon Prince would go down like a two-cent hooker against the force Gabe brought with him. Despite this, he is killed by Eliphas/Diomedes/Bluddflag/Kayleth/General Freddie Mercury Castor/the Not-Swarmlord, and gets his head blown off to boot. After his death, the myriad timelines warp together to all become canon at once as Gabe becomes the Blood Raven Chapter Master, Eliphas becomes a Daemon Prince, The Tyranids OMNOMNOM the sector, Bluddflag steals [[Adrastia|Adrastia's]] hat and a Space Hulk and goes off for more fightan', Kayleth is successful in making Slaanesh sad, and Castor adds Kyras' head to his trophy collection.
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