Editing Comedy Marines (section)

==Wargear==

* Banana Peel Landmines

* '''Flammable Throwing Pies.''' ''These are thrown at the enemy to have their contents spilled over and into the crevasses of the enemy's armour and body and then ignited.''
Count as grenades with S6 AP4, Small blast, Lance, Haywire.

* '''Exploding Throwing Pies.''' ''These are thrown at the enemy to have their contents stuck to the enemy. They will then detonate with a force equal to that of a plasma grenade, first tested by former brother captain heathus ledgerton. Rarely used because everyone forgets how long the timer for before there thrown''
Count as plasma grenades with S10 AP8, 

* '''Whoopie cushion melta bombs.''' ''The resulting explosion will ALWAYS sound like a fart. The bigger the target, the more noisy will be its demise.''
Counts both as offensive and defensive grenades. When used in close combat or thrown, it has D6 Strength and D6 AP.

* '''Small Children's Beds.''' ''The hideously constructed beds are rumored to be ancient relics from the 2:nd millennium.''
If this unit does not move during it's Movement Phase, it's cover save is improved by 1.

* Smelta bombs

* '''Juggling.''' ''The blurry form this unit takes while juggling, as well as the armor the juggling balls are made off which can intercept fire, disorients the enemy.'' 
Enemy units firing at a unit with this special rule do so with -1BS.  

* Machine Spirit of the Clown Car: 5-point Vehicle Upgrade
>Applied to any properly-painted vehicle, this five-point upgrade doubles the vehicle's transport capacity; eligible vehicles must be painted in a gawdy style appropriate to twentieth-century American circus "clown cars": bright harlequin colors in clashing patterns, for example.