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==Retinue== * '''Meh'Lindi''': A [[Callidus]] assassin who, for baffling reasons, was experimented on to ''only'' turn into a Genestealer, much to her horror. Being the only woman on this team, it didn't take much for everyone to get [[PROMOTIONS|funny ideas]], including the author himself, to the the point of fixating on her form multiple times, [[/d/|even when she's transforming via polymorphine and cramming herself into ducts]]. Naturally, Jaq's the only person she slept with, and even then it wasn't all that enjoyable. Was the focus of a short story explaining this procedure and how it came into perfect use in blowing up a [[Genestealer Cult]] (this was before Genestealers had a hive-mind and could just sniff her out instantly). [[Slaanesh|We're specifically told that Meh'Lindi even grows an artificial fuck-hole for her genestealer form.]] Honestly, we were better off not knowing that. Also [[Mary Sue|somehow]] an expert in operating several forms of [[Jokaero]] tech. * '''Grimm''': A [[Squat]]. Later editions of the novels decided to retcon him with a deviant [[Techpriest]] named '''Grill'''. He was the focus of a short story about his time in the retinue of another Inquisitor whom he helped (alongside some Ogryns and marines) rescue a nascent psyker from a Chaos robot (hey, this was pre-[[Men of Iron]] and pre-Necron). He gets some of the best lines, such as "[There are] millions dead, and here I munch," followed by the inquisition's victory being "sugar on the porridge of death." These are ''real lines'', folks. * '''Vitali Googol''': A [[Navigator]] with a fascination for poetry and wine. Got a bit corrupted during their trip to the Eye of Terror, which led to bigger issues including his eventual death. **'''Azul Petrov''': The replacement Navigator Grimm dug up on Luxus. *'''Moma Parsheen''': Originally the [[Astropath]] of Stalinvast's governor, and a literal crazy cat lady. She "forgot" to cancel the [[Exterminatus]] order for Stalinvast to get revenge on the governor, but regrets it after Grimm reminded her that she left behind her cats. Gets blammed by one of the Ordo Hydra inquisitors for messing with his plans. *'''Fennix''': [[Astropath]] to the Planetary Governor of Luxus Prime. He's a rather strange sort of mystic hampered by his hyper-sensitive senses and his monkey-like anatomy. {{Template:Famous members of the Inquisiton}}
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