Editing Kane (section)

==Kane's Shenanigans==
In original C&C fluff, Kane was speculated by the Brotherhood to be the original murderer from Cain and Abel, cursed by God with immortality to wander the world forever. He named his Illuminati-esque organization, the Brotherhood of Nod, after the curse by God to "wander the Land of Nod forever." Throughout his long life he enjoys [[Just as planned|plotting way ahead of time]] (plan came to fruition in 200x, started plotting circa the dawn of time), [[Paranoia|advising Soviets]], and posing crucified before Ion Cannon beams.  Kane's origins are deliberately kept mysterious with a lot of contradictory stories and theories in universe that all seem incomplete in their own way.  His deep familiarity with extraterrestrial and even extragalactic technology hint at otherworldly origins while his heavy usage of Abrahamic religious trappings allude to a possible supernatural origin.  He was one of those characters you could make just about any theory regarding his origins and his apparent immortality and you'd have about as much evidence as anyone else.  

He springs to action when one of his ancient friends, an alien race seeds the world with a strange mineral replicating itself and draining the planet of its resources doing so. Named Tiberium, the green mineral drains the planet of its valuable minerals and piles on the surface so the alien faggots can land and strip the planet clean, nevermind the horrific deaths. Mining this mineral, Kane suddenly has an infinite cache of resources and wealth. What to do? Unite the world under a benevolent government? Cure cancer? Invent [[Monstergirls]]? Make the poor countries rich and improve the planet's living standards?

Fuck you, he starts world wars because he is either butthurt from the Soviet's collapse, or simply feels like being a dick, or some gaming company needs its violence quota.

He has started about three world wars now, and a number of other fights against [[GDI]]. After every war he seems to die, but always comes back with a lucky roll.  He doesn't seem impervious to damage, as taking the Ion Cannon to the face forced him to put on some cybernetic implants, but he's quite clearly ageless (something apparently shared by his actor Joe Kucan who doesn't seem to have visually aged in the twenty-one years since the first game, we say this [https://youtu.be/kuB0xVYvxmw?t=466 completely] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAMcOJuhBA seriously][he's only got hair dye on for that second one]) and can most definitely recover from injuries that should not just kill but completely obliterate a human body.  He's incredibly manipulative, not just to his enemies in GDI or the mutant Forgotten but also to his own Brotherhood of Nod who are quite often as much in the dark regarding their messiah's plans as anyone else and not even aliens from beyond the Galaxy are safe; as seen in the third game where he played the Scrin like a fiddle; a particularly [[Just As Planned|crazy gambit]] considering the aliens seem to have a massive galactic presence as opposed to a backwater planet full of retarded monkeys using the mining mineral as crack rock: monkeys Kane might have well fucked: Scrin database shows Kane as an incredibly advanced creature, as well as naming humanity as "Kane's genetic deriveratives.". Yup, Kane is your grandpa.  

[[Awesome|He's considered one of the greatest video game villains of all time]], certainly one of the greatest to appear in multiple games instead of being a one off and is essentially the poster boy for devious messianic figures.