Editing Racial Holy War (section)

==Enemies==
The game takes pleasure in categorizing enemy NPCs into ethnic and racial stereotypes and naming them with racial slurs, each with their own special attack. [[Irony|It also makes Whites the weakest race in the game]], since they are the only ones that don't get a special attack, the only plausible excuse being that Whites being a "master race" has no need for special attacks (aside from being the player characters).

*Niggers: "Smelly, stupid creatures" which can reduce PCs' accuracy via their [[Luke|body odor]].  
*Latrinos: "Lazy and criminal vermin" with the ability to strike first in combat, because lol border crossing jokes. <s>Wait, if they're so lazy, why don't they attack ''last''?</s> (They jump the border AND THEN become lazy, obviously. That's why 54% of Hispanic households are on welfare in the US. Duh.) Also, yes, the book consistently calls them [[Derp|"Latrinos"]].
*Sand Niggers: "Scumbags" that have "declared the White Race as one of their many enemies in their 'Jihad' or holy war" which can try to blow themselves up to attack. This conveniently ignores that Islam is a religion, not a race.
*Gooks: "Timid, annoying, slanty-eyed pieces of excrement that so desperately wish they were White" which can gain extra attacks in hand-to-hand combat from watching "fake martial arts movies", which makes you wonder how they gain extra attacks if the movies are fake.
*Jews: "The worst and most evil parasites that the world has ever seen" who can bribe the PCs with [[Meme|jewgold]] to skip their turn, courtesy of the power of "brain pollution." Note that there are not even mechanics for you to gain the coveted "jewgold" once this happens, [[Lulz|so if you end up betraying big daddy Hitler's master race you don't even get anything for it.]]