Editing Rogal Dorn Battle Tank (section)

==Model Shenanigans AKA How to Clown a New Badass Tank in One Easy Step==
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[[File:Yijz1y0aujda1.webp|300px|right|thumb|GW being money-grubbing scumbags strikes again!]]
It is the year of our God-Emperor 2023 and GeeDubs seems to be going ass-backwards when it comes to model quality. The first released Imperial Guard box set for 9th Edition was a hotly anticipated release, until people got their hands on it and their attitudes went from excitement to absolute [[neckbeard]] horror when they started building their shiny new Rogal Dorn tanks. You see, for ''some reason'', the sprues that make up the Rogal Dorn had basically almost everything present ... until the folks who bought it realised ''something'' was missing when they started putting the model together.

What was missing exactly? Well, turns out that the tank named after the [[Rogal Dorn|guy known for his fortifications]] just so happens to be missing its [[Wat|''entire goddamn undercarriage.'']] Many IG players who bought the box set were left scratching their heads. "Surely I must have missed a sprue somewhere?" some wondered in perplexity. But after hours of searching, reality started to set in for them. [[EPIC FAIL|GeeDubs didn't even bother to give the tank an undercarriage in the first place.]] This means that every Rogal Dorn tank is now stuck with this absolutely ''hideous'' hole at the bottom of the tank, making the vehicle feel incomplete and making IG players [[RAGE|rage with the force of a thousand suns.]]

Just to give you some context. Imagine paying $90 USD (that's about 72 British pounds) for a new model [[Fail|that doesn't even have a fucking bottom.]] Questions immediately spread like wildfire. "Why did GW remove the undercarriage!?", "Did GW forget about the undercarriage?", "Surely it must have been a production issue and the undercarriage went missing?", "Nay, this is intentional, GW just wants to cut plastic cost and not use an undercarriage model!". Whatever the case, [[/tg/]] has already made a metric shit-tonne of [[memes]] over this predicament ranging from [[lulz|the Imperium having regressed to using Flintstones-level of propulsion]], [[Just As Planned|to the tank being immune to anti-tank mines]] [[/d/|to jokes on modellers 'filling in Rogal Dorn's hole'.]]

All [[memes]] aside, it's likely the design team at GW (the idiots who brought us the [[FAIL|Desolation Squad]] and the [[Skorpius_Hover_Tank|Skorpius]], which has the [[lulz|same problem]] but nobody complained about it then because it wasn't the Imperial Guard) wanted to put more [[DAKKA|weapons]] and stowage on the sprues, and thought removing a part of the tank nobody would see to make room was a [[FAIL|good idea]], forgetting that they're dealing with [[neckbeard|the 40K community]]

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Bkqm2zkp8wda1.png|[[Perturabo|Peter Turbo]] smirks once again at Dorn's impotency.
Exml26irayda1.jpg|YABBA DABBA DOO!
I9nuj6sw54ea1.jpg|Even [[Angron]] has found a use for this tank.
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Rdv88odjrvda1.jpg|Believe us. This is what GeeDubs will do one month later.
Uhyf3n5nyrda1.png|A [[Discworld]] nod...nice.
Xzw5hf687uda1.jpg|Times have really hit the Imperium hard ever since the Great Rift.
Lzx5ikmo5pga1.jpg|Now in model form!
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