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===On The Tabletop=== Slayers have unfortunately been a terrible option for Dwarf players for most of their history, much to the chagrin of players who want one of the options with the most personality that any Warhammer has to offer. In particular, the Gotrek & Felix series is seen by many as the essential guide to the Warhammer universe and having the Chuck Norris of Warhammer be a representation of a terrible option on the tabletop is a cruel irony. Unfortunately the slow movement speed and mediocre melee potential of Dwarfs has resulted in them being notoriously non-fun to play against as all battles wind up a Napoleonic war against a [[Fish of Fury|bunker of assholes with guns behind cover]] with artillery support that can somehow cannonball snipe a mosquito that steps too far out of a unit of twenty men. To put it bluntly, the way to gauge the Dwarf meta of any given edition (or [[The 9th Age|alternative]]) is the current strength of Slayers. The weaker the Slayer, the more any player wanting to be competitive loads up on Thunderers, Quarrelers, and Cannons. While female Slayers are stated to exist (rarer than other Dwarf females, meaning less than one in ten) Games Workshop (to nobody's surprise) never produced models for them. Luckily, not only have other miniature gaming companies (such as [[Hasslefree Miniatures]]) produced alternatives for males but also for females. Thanks to the general rarity of finding Slayer models in fact, Dorfy players intend on avenging all the Grudges without sissy Elgi tactics are better off looking to alternatives in the first place. <gallery> Image:Slayer Of Slaanesh.jpg|FUCK YER DAEMONS! Image:Slayer Female.JPG|FUCK YER -4 STRENGTH! Image:Celt Slayers.JPG|FUCK YER UNCONVERTED MODELS! Image:Blood Bowl 2 Slayer.jpg|FUCK YER PASSING! Image:Human Slayer.jpg|FUCK YER MINIATURES! Image:Female Slayer 2.jpg|FUCK YER BRAS! Image:Slayer Tattoo.jpg|FUCK YER COMMON SENSE! Image:Grudges.jpg|AND FUCK YOU! </gallery>
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