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==Daemonic Toilets of the Warp== [[Bloodletter]], [[Bloodthirster]] - They shit brimstone and piss lava so their toilets are active volcanoes. [[Juggernaut]], [[Flesh Hound]] - They feel no need to relieve themselves because of the enchanted Collars of Khorne. As a result, gutting one may result in an explosion of fiery feces, which is how they naturally relieve themselves. [[Daemonette]], [[Keeper of Secrets]] - Their excretions contain Soporific Musk and they like to smear it all over themselves, eliminating the need for a toilet. [[Nurgling]], - They are already little shits (Probably even the putrid turds of Papa Nurgle himself!) therefore, the physical realm is Nurgle's personal toilet, with the little stinkers already flooding..... [[Plaguebearer]], [[Slime Hound]] - If any toilet would be tough enough to contain the horribly disgusting shit of these creatures, it would be the Throne of Grandfather Nurgle himself. [[Great Unclean One]] - They need no toilets as they shit out fully-formed Nurglings. [[Horror|Horrors (both kinds)]] - They magic their waste to random locations like right under your foot when you take a step, which causes Tzeentch to mutter "just as planned". [[Tzeentch#Followers|Flamers of Tzeentch]] - The Lords of Change are trying to devise a toilet that can weaponize their fiery shit. [[Tzeentch#Followers|Screamers of Tzeentch]] - Sometimes, they swoop down low over Imperial tanks and let loose. It is incredibly hard to clean. [[Lord of Change]] - They magic their shit around just like Horrors but they have considerably more control over where their waste ends up.
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