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==Warhammer Fantasy== Unicorn are rare and magical creatures living deep in Athel Loren. Its horn is so valuable that some jackass from Bretonnia decided to hunt them, only to have it disappeared in front of him when cornered and proceed to get ganked by vengeful forest spirit and vigilant wood elves way watchers. Unicorns are drawn to spell casters like a flame, and was tamed by them as a mount due to their excellent protection against magic. Wood Elves Spellsingers and [[Bretonnia]]n Damsels are known to ride Unicorn to battle, with Fay Enchantress being the most notable example of all, having a named Unicorn called "Silvaron". In oldschool Warhammer lore, like back in one of the stories featuring [[Genevieve Sandrine du Pointe du Lac Dieudonné]], unicorns were given a more [[grimdark]] flavor; in that particular story, "Unicorn Ivory", it's stated that it's the rare unicorn mares who are the true powerhouses of the race, that mares are hunted for trophies (only mare unicorn horns last after the animal's death) and stallions for their [[Magical Realm| semen]] (prized as an aphrodisiac and magical drug), and that they live in polyandrous, incestuous herds, with the longer-lived female keeping a harem of stallions - including her increasingly [[/pol/|inbred]] sons - to fuck her, and that female unicorns are rarer in no small part because their jealous mothers try to kill them when they are foaled. What? Don't believe us? Fine, here's the quote (page 212 of "Genevieve Undead"): "As you know, only the female unicorn yields ivory. The stallions we saw today were poor things beside a unicorn mare. They are taller, swifter, beardless, possessed of an almost human intelligence. Among unicorns, things are different than among men. Each tribe consists of a mare and six or eight stallions. [[Slaanesh|Lusty bitches]], unicorn mares. Mothers gore their female foals at birth. Only the strongest survive to adulthood, to gather their own tribes. Unicorn mares are the longest-lived of natural animals, surviving several generations of stallions to tup with their grandsons and great-grandsons." {{Template:Wood Elf Forces}}
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