Editing Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader (section)

==Crazy Shit From Rogue Trader That Is (Probably) Now Retconned==

*[[Squats]]!
*[[Saharduin]]
*[[Illiyan Nastase|Half-eldar librarians]]
*[[Adeptus_Custodes#Disposition|Half-naked Custodians]] ([[TTS|this is where the meme came from, folks!]])
*Heretic [[Ultramarines]]. Specifically, in 1st Edition the ''original'' Ultramarines were traitors who were banished to the [[Eye of Terror]] after the Horus Heresy, and the ''current'' Ultramarines were a Third Founding chapter given the name, gear, and holdings of the former traitors to replace them. They were also a fleet-based chapter until the First Tyrannic Wars.
**Macragge was a [[Death World]] with little native terrestrial life and horrible dust storms
**[[Marneus Calgar]] was originally a prisoner of war rescued from a Tyranid prisoner camp (yes, [[Tyranids]] had prisoner camps), and the Gauntlets of Ultramar had [[Jokaero]] [[Digital Weapons]] built into them.
*[[Genestealers]] and [[Tyranids]] were completely unrelated xenos. Also [[Zoats]]
**Tyranids weaponry also looked a ''lot'' more [[Slaanesh|Slaaneshi]] than in current editions.
*Space Marines could be inducted at much later ages than in current lore. Apothecary Hulm Singa was inducted at the "relatively early" age of 14, and Marneus Calgar wasn't inducted until he was ''21''.
*[[Necrons]] as "Chaos Androids", though with very little lore (the C'tan weren't created until 3rd Edition).
*[[Leman Russ]] wasn't a primarch, but instead was just another Space Marine commander. Also [https://1d4chan.org/images/0/01/Russ_original.jpg he looked like a fricking Mechanicus adept] and lived in M32.
*[[Space Marines]] were all mind-wiped, hypno-indoctrinated criminals, psychopaths, and mass-murderers, not just the Night Lords. And they were also more like cops on the job eating donuts than ascetic warrior monks. [[Dance Steps For GWs Space Hulk Game|Also marines dancing]].
*[[Female Space Marines]]! Ok, so they weren't ''actually'' Space Marines, but there were two "Female Power Armor Trooper" minis (hilariously named Gabs and Jayne). They appeared to perhaps be mercenaries rather than affiliated with any one faction directly. Specifically, they appeared in one third-party Rogue Trader scenario, but even then, they were noted as being very rare. Apparently, no further follow-up models of this type were crafted because boys in the 1980's weren't interested in buying minis of female characters. Oh, how times have changed. In a sense, these two models could perhaps be considered the great-great-aunts of all subsequent female power armor figs in 40k, most notably the [[Sisters of Battle]].
*The two missing primarchs are mentioned as having "probably" supported Horus during the [[Horus Heresy]]. Probably, because the deeds of the lost legions are said to be lost to history.