Editing Witch Hunters (section)

==== Lord Inquisitor [[Fyodor Karamazov]] ====
''"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."''

Lazy bastard. Sits on a massive, dreadnought-esque chair and merely points to where the servitor should aim his triple-linked multi-melta while his trusty aide Dominique makes snide comments. The other thing he's known for is his many flavors of orbital bombardment, all of which seem to be more accurate when blasting his own men rather than the enemy. He's a great believer in [[JUST AS PLANNED|Just. As. Planned.]] but the Empy version. Jokingly called Lord Krazypantsoff by several immature (and hilarious) users of /tg/. Many Thorian inquisitors, and even the Ecclesiarch himself, hate this guy, thanks to an incident where he [[Derp|purged a priest who had just reclaimed his world for the Imperium]]. Yeah, that quote up above wasn't an exaggeration. Unfortunately the quote ended up being correct this time, as the priest's cult had chaos worshipers in it that would've gone unnoticed (and possibly fucked everything up again) if Karamazov wasn't such an asshole.

To be fair, the priest did break the Decree Passive and the main thing the Ordo Hereticus and Sisters of Battle were created for was to prevent and punish exactly that.

He's also [[Bald Marines|bald]] due to an anti-aging cream gone wrong - all the workers for the company (called Dove) were subsequently purged and crucified.

As the quote states: even if you're innocent he's gonna kill you anyway. So since you're fucked no matter what, go crazy.

Set that baby on fire.

G'wan. ''You know you wanna.''

He's named after Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and his famous book ''The Brothers Karamazov'' - which is known for its chapter ''The Grand Inquisitor'', where the eponymous Inquisitor arrests and judges ''the risen Christ''.

As the above text shows, he is the butt of many [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device]] jokes due to being one of the main characters in the series. As of now, he's also the motherfucking Starchild's vessel.
(Still a little bitch though). Sadly it seems he is likely to remain so forever, given TTS' fate.