Editing Wulfrik the Wanderer (section)

===Vengeance===
{{Topquote|You favour birds, Zarnath? Since you like birds so much, traitor, I will make you one.|Wulfrik, about to rape Zarnath with the torture death of Blood Raven}}

The two later found themselves in Reikland, near the Empire city of Wisborg. After killing some weak Southling riverwarden and soldiers, Wulfrik concluded that Zarnath was a Southling wizard since he that willed the ship to fly to where Zarnath lives, and they were carried here. Planning to exact his vengeance on this traitorous Southling dog, Wulfrik traveled back to Norsca and his clan to muster himself up a massive army, as well as do away with the higher-ups (also known as Viglundr and Sveinbjorn). Broendulf stayed at the Southling city to watch for Zarnath's movement.

As he slaughtered his way into the tower where Sveinbjorn's quarter was located, Wulfrik, in all his anger, caught Sveinbjorn and Hjordis naked in bed. Apparently, after tricking Wulfrik and his gang, Zarnath told everyone in the tribe about Wulfrik's death (or so he thought) then said he would go back to his homeland far north (or rather scramble back to his Imperial city). Wulfrik angrily bitch-slapped the ever-loving shit out of Sveinbjorn for trying to have someone kill him rather than trying to do it himself, before continuing to bitchslap him Deadpool style (HE LOVES ME. HE LOVES ME NOT). He also called Hjordis a cheating slut for immediately sleeping with another man shortly after the rumor of his demise. The beating stops when Viglundr showed up. Not wanting the Aesling to attack due to the death of their puppet lord, Viglundr beseeches Wulfrik to spare Sveinbjorn's cowardly ass, offering him the support he required to muster enough troops to siege the city (even offering Hjordis to him, except she is but "damaged goods" to Wulfrik now), but only if Wulfrik abandoned any lord status in the clan and vowed never to try claiming the crown again. Wulfrik does just that, abandoning his desire for power and embracing his new role as the Gods' Executioner. He then repaired the Seafang with wood from an ancient and dangerous troll tree monster (most likely a chaotic brother to the [[Athel Loren|Oak of Ages]]) living in the Norscan tundra and prepared his troops to attack the Empire city.

It turns out Zarnath was an Imperial named '''Ludwig Stossel of the Celestial Order'''. The real reason why "Zarnath" tried to kill Wulfrik was because he had foreseen his death at Wulfrik's hands in his crystal orb. He tried to prevent it by killing Wulfrik early on but failed, and he wouldn't kill him directly because he knew Wulfrik's curse would transfer to him. Perhaps if Ludwig hadn't given the man who he had foreseen to kill him a reason to want him dead, he would have lived longer, oh well.

Either way, Ludwig was doomed from the start as it was Tzeentch who had asked Wulfrik in a dream to retrieve the "last breath" of a town. That last breath actually belongs to the wizard, except Wulfrik didn't know back then, nor did Tzeentch reveal the bounty's name (fitting for a deity known for dickish tricks) and Wulfrik hadn't met Zarnath yet.

In the siege of Wisborg, Wulfrik defeated a powerful warrior priest (whom Wulfrik insulted by comparing the twin-tailed comet symbol to that of Slaanesh and that his hammer is but a kitchen tool used to tenderize pork), the baron of Wisborg (whom Wulfrik made fall from his horse then stabbed after the baron killed his war hound), the baron's wife (whom was used as part of the insult for Wulfrik to force the baron's army out of the gate, claiming he only came to see his "wife and children"), and then ordered the entire city stripped of its valuables, Norscan style (translation:they looted and pillaged the FUCK out of it and maybe raised a few idols of their dark gods).

Broendulf was later found in a torture cage with his eyes dug out; he had been caught because of a tavern brawl where he injured no less than 7 people (2 Morr priests and 5 healers) while posing as a Middenlander. Despite the pact he had made with Broendulf, Wulfrik considered his duel with him but a hollow mockery like the dreams his gods shown to him, not worth winning. Despite Broendulf's constant pleading to die fighting in his state of blindness, Wulfrik did not give him an honorable battle, but a stab in his brain while mocking him as a Southling in front of his helmsman friend, as if they had never met before.

Zarnath (or rather Ludwig) was by this point hiding in the last safe place in the town: the castle's tower where his laboratory resided. He was in fact having quite the guilt trip, regretting the death of many innocents that died in the town and the Elves that were killed on Clothique (but not the Chaos Dwarf or the Norscans because Chaos is bad, but he has no right to judge since he was even '''WORSE''' in the end). In a last act to redeem himself, he decided to kill Wulfrik by any means necessary. He resorted to dark magic to power a statue, an automaton he made based on the designs of the Tomb King's '''Ushabti'''. Now that he had tainted his soul with dark magic, even if he were to survive, he would either be hunted down by witch hunters or by master vigilant agents from his own order (the dark gods gets to have his soul all the same). [[grimdark|Whether or not Ludwig survive this confrontation, He is. In. Every. Possible. Way. '''FUCKED''']].

In the final confrontation with the wizard, Wulfrik fought Ludwig's Ushabti on a spiral stairway leading to his lab. The Ushabti's non-fleshly body had strong resistance to Wulfrik's blade, and its gigantic blades were capable of cutting down Norsii warriors like butter. The tide turned when Wulfrik noticed a black bird (actually a daemonic familiar summoned by Ludwig named '''Grylikh''', disguised as a raven for [[Tzeentch|obvious reason]]) cawing at a flask on the floor. The flask's leaking, floor-melting content and its smell was enough for Norscans like Wulfrik to realize it was troll vomit; he then instinctively reacted by throwing the damn thing at the Ushabti, melting its inner components and shutting it down.

For Ludwig's treason, he was subjugated to one of the most torturous deaths imaginable... the Blood Eagle, a popular [[Khorne|Khornate]] sacrifice ritual ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle as well as a reference to the alleged viking sacrificial ritual - but let's pretend it's real]) done only by the Norsii to their most hated enemies. [[grimdark|The performer must cut open and dig out their victim's lungs while they are still alive, then place both lungs over their shoulders to give the appearance of blood soaked wings, hence the name "blood eagle"]]. With Ludwig letting go of his last dying breath, the bounty was fulfilled. [[Just as Planned|Tzeentch is pleased]]. Ludwig's soul was then happily devoured by Grylikh as if it had plotted Ludwig's downfall ever since his summon.

With the death of Stossel and Broendulf, Sveinbjorn was next. Sveinbjorn, being treacherous scum like his father, had already schemed to take over Seafang by smuggling more than a dozen of his men onto the ship and bribing the crewman to hoard all the loot onto the Seafang, planning a hasty escape. Wulfrik of course saw through the snake's scheme and out-bribed Sveinbjorn, promising his crewman with every bit of Sveinbjorn's possessions: coin, beer, his hold and his thrall if they've captured him; whereas Sveinbjorn only promised a quarter of the loot from the raid.

Wulfrik then proceed to humiliate Sveinbjorn by stripping him naked, and having his army's long ship fly Sveinbjorn's flag, for Wulfrik had plans to damn Sveinbjorn's honor to all eternity. To do that, he first released the warrior priest that was defeated and captured earlier. The priest was mounted on Sveinbjorn's steed to deliver Wulfrik's message to the Emperor: the priest agreed with a vengeful intent to see the Norscans' destruction, and the Emperor was more than willing to respond by sending a fleet after them. Just before Seafang used its warp teleportation to send Wulfrik and his allies' fleet back home, Wulfrik cut the chain, stranding his allies in the Southling land as the target of the fleet sent by the Emperor. Since the Seafang flew Sveinbjorn's banner at the time, both the Southlings and the Norscan allies blamed Sveinbjorn. Any Norscans who made it back would tell everyone that Sveinbjorn had betrayed them to the Southlings, causing everyone to brand him a worse traitor than '''Dletch Ogrefeeder''' (known for allowing an Ogre tribe called the '''Blackgut''' into his Chaos host and paying them by letting each ogre eat one of his soldiers everyday). Sveinbjorn of course was horrified by what was coming to him and begged Wulfrik for mercy. Too late bitch!

Wulfrik then shoved a pipe in Sveinbjorn's mouth and through it a venomous snake down his throat, promising him that as the cherry on the sundae of his humiliation Sveinbjorn's body would be sent back to his father's hall with the name [[Internet Troll|"Sveinbjorn Snakebelly"]].

After that, Wulfrik returned to Viglundr with news of his son's passing and misbehaving. With Aesling's chief dead and the hope of peace destroyed, as well the betrayed Norscans from the raid coming after him, Viglundr could only sit in his throne and weep softly as Wulfrik turned and left the hall of the Sarls, knowing as he did that though Wulfrik never raised his sword, he had killed the entire tribe.