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==Other Sources== Through random circumstance or creative providence, some songs and poems lend themselves to grimdarking regardless of what media they are tied to. ===Amon Amarth: The Pursuit of Vikings=== The warming sun returns again,<br> And melts away the snow,<br> The Sea of Claws free from icy chains,<br> Winter is letting go,<br> Standing on the ocean's side,<br> We can hear the waves,<br> Calling us out with tides,<br> To sail into our fate,<br> KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br> Our axes, spears and swords!<br> Guide us through storms that whip,<br> And in brutal WAR!<br> Our ships await us by the shore,<br> Time has come to leave,<br> Our country, families and homes,<br> For glory in setting south to torch,<br> Some of us wont return,<br> But that wont bring us down,<br> Our fate lies written in the web,<br> Woven by the Raven God,<br> A thrall is sacrificed,<br> Across the longship's bow,<br> And as we set our sails,<br> The Winds of Chaos begin to blow,<br> It carries out to sea,<br> With waking dreams of slaughter and pride,<br> And glorious all will be,<br> That with sword in hand will die!<br> KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br> Our axes, spears and swords!<br> Guide us through storms that whip,<br> And in brutal WAR!<br> KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br> Our axes, spears and swords!<br> Guide us through storms that whip,<br> And in brutal WAR!<br> ===Amon Amarth: Valhalla Awaits Me=== Blood gushes from the wound,<br> The cut is wide and deep,<br> Right before he turns around,<br> He falls to his knees<br> A clear song rings in the blade,<br> As steel meets hardened steel,<br> I hear the sound of shattered wood,<br> A sword cuts through my shield,<br> I drop the shield and grab my axe,<br> A weapon in each hand,<br> A clear blow makes the helmet crack,<br> My axe cuts to the teeth!<br> I rip the axe from his skull,<br> Covered in blood and gore,<br> Leave the body lying dead,<br> Ready to kill some more,<br> My sword carves through flesh and bone,<br> Like a hot knife cuts through snow,<br> I smile when the bastard screams,<br> When I twist my sword,<br> SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br> AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br> KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br> SOON! I WILL DIE!<br> SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br> AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br> KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br> SOON! I WILL DIE!<br> BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!<br> WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!<br> KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br> WHEN I'M DEAD!<br> I raise my axe up above my head,<br> My eyes stare in furious rage,<br> Yet more blood will be shed,<br> This is a victorious day!<br> Blood gushes from the wound,<br> The cut is wide and deep,<br> Right before I turn around,<br> I fall to my knees,<br> SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br> AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br> KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br> SOON, I WILL DIE!<br> SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br> AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br> KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br> SOON, I WILL DIE!<br> BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!<br> WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!<br> KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br> WHEN I'M DEAD!<br> ===Blood Bowl (to the tune of the theme from ''Coach'')=== Come on down and play some Blood Bowl<br> Get out your dice and have a roll<br> Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know<br> No matter what, you never know how it'll go Let the blood lust consume your soul<br> Performance enhancers take their toll<br> Whether you win, whether you lose<br> Whatever plays that you may choose<br> All the fans want is Blood-<br> -Bowl! Down to the stadium we'll stroll<br> To watch the Elves and Orks and Trolls<br> As they all scramble for the goal<br> While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes So join us for every pass and throw<br> And every last bone breaking blow<br> Every kick, every touchdown<br> Violence and gore, round after round<br> It's all right inside the Blood Bowl! ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ Bon Jovi: Shot through the head (by Grey Knights)]=== Shot through the head<br> With that Astral Aim<br> Brothers you give Titan<br> A good name<br> An Angel of Death <br> walks through hell<br> A demon's name carved<br> on each storm bolter shell<br> Chains of Torment ain't got no hold on me<br> In service to Him you are always free<br> Oh, you're a loaded gun<br> Oh, there's nowhere to run<br> No one can save<br> the enemies of Man<br> Shot through the head<br> in the Emperor's name<br> Brothers you give Titan<br> A good name<br> The Hammerhand<br> and the Cleansing Flame<br> you give Titan<br> A good name<br> ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uj8h4SCsnE Salve Regina]=== Hail, holy Celestine, Living Saint<br/> Emperor's Sword, our protector and our hope,<br/> To thee do we cry,<br/> Poor besieged daughters of the Emperor,<br/> To thee do we send our pleas,<br/> Mourning and weeping in this dark cosmos.<br/> Turn then, most invincible protector,<br/> Thine eyes of mercy towards us;<br/> And after this our watch,<br/> Show to us the blessed fruit of our God-Emperor,<br/> O charitable, O loving,<br/> O sweet Martyred one,<br/> Pray for us, O holy Matron,<br/> that we may be made worthy of the promises of the Emperor.<br/> ===Team America Theme=== All rise for the Imperial Anthem. Failure to sing along in full chorus is punishable by death! <br/> Imperium...<br/> Imperium...<br/> Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,<br/> Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Subjugation is the only way yeah,<br/> Heretics your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to,<br/> Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/> So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,<br/> Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/> What you gonna do when we come for you now,<br/> It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow<br/> FUCK YEAH!<br/> Emperor, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Guardsmen, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Navy, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Mechanicus, FUCK, YEAH!<br/> PDF, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Arbitrators, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Inquisition, FUCK YEAH!<br/> FUCK YEAH!<br/> Ogryns, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Ratlings, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Squats, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Ecclesiarchy, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Sororitas, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Big tits, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Grox steaks, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Amasec, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Lho sticks, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Commissars, Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*<br/> Order, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Discipline, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Imperial Creed, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Sebastian Thor, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Scrumball, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Administratum, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Munitorum, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Assasinorum, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Titan Legions, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Sanctioned Psykers, fuck yeah... fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*<br/> Uplifting Primer, FUCK YEAH!<br/> Tomes of Knowledge (as have been deemed suitable for public reading by the Emperor's most Holy Inquisition), FUCK YEAH!<br/> ===The Wurzels: Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)=== (Sung from the perspective of a Ratling Sniper about an Adeptus Sororitas he's taken a fancy to) I drove my Baneblade through your bunker last night<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> I crushed them 'eretics 'neath the treads to keep quiet<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> Now somethin's tellin' me, you've finally noticed me<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need<br/> Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/> Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/> Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> I made her laugh *pew* Haha!<br/> I'll Stick 'em in the guts, then give you all ya need<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> I'll have ya two or three times, I'm a man built for speed<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> And then I'll light me pipe up, and then I will cram<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> My heavy shells up their arses while we purge all the land<br/> Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/> Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/> Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovely bit of stuff an'all<br/> For seven years I've been stationed right here in this place<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> Taking pot-shots at the 'eretics in the face <br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> Now if I cleaned me long-las would ya change yur mind<br/> (Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/> I'd polish hard enough to keep the standard flying high<br/> Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/> Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/> Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Who loves ya baby? THE EMPEROR!<br/> Weren't we grand couple at that last big advance?<br/> You had yur eviscerator and I had me long-las <br/> In yur new power armour with yur incense smellin' grand<br/> I wanted to duel you one-on-one, show you I'm good with me 'ands<br/> Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/> Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/> Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/> Aarrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur holy relics haha!<br/> ===Underfist: Halloween Bash=== When Daemons come to wreck your world<br/> And you need weapons to assist you<br/> And the Space Marines just ain't around<br/> Then Powerfist will rescue you.<br/> It's what they do, Oh yeah!<br/> Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/> Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/> Power...<br/> Power...<br/> Power, Power, Power fist!<br/> Power, Power, Power fist!<br/> When the warp attacks<br/> And daemonic monsters run amock<br/> And you're possessed by some form of soul<br/> Then what you need is a psyker now!<br/> Power fist, they're free!<br/> Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/> Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/> Power fist, go!<br/> ===Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody=== Iz dis da real life?<br/> Iz dis jus' fannasy?<br/> Caught in a big push,<br/> No 'scape from reality.<br/> Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,<br/> I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,<br/> 'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,<br/> Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.<br/> Warboss, just killed an ork,<br/> Put mah shoota 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.<br/> Warboss, waaagh had just begun,<br/> But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.<br/> Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,<br/> If I's not back again dis time tomorra,<br/> Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.<br/> Too late, I gots shot up,<br/> Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.<br/> Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,<br/> Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.<br/> Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,<br/> I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.<br/> I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,<br/> Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?<br/> Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.<br/> (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork<br/> Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.<br/> 'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,<br/> Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.<br/> Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?<br/> Xenos! No, we will not let you go.<br/> (Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/> (Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/> (Let me go.) Will not let you go.<br/> (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.<br/> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br/> (Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.<br/> Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.<br/> So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?<br/> So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?<br/> Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,<br/> Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!<br/> Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,<br/> Nuffin' really matters,<br/> Nuffin' really matters to me.<br/> Any way the waaagh goes.<br/> ===Overhead: A pint of ale=== IF YOU LIKE TO DRINK BEER, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR DWARF, <br/> YE SIP SOME, YOU CHUG SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME! <br/> (killer banjo solo) <br/> I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY DRINK I NEED IS <br/> A PINT OF ALE, A PINT OF ALE!!!!!! ===Robert Browning: My Last Duchess=== That's my last adjutant painted on the wall, <br/> Looking as if she were alive. I call <br/> That piece a wonder, now: The Confessor <br/> Worked busily that day, and there she stands. <br/> Will't please you sit and look at her? I said <br/> Confessor by design, for never read <br/> Strangers like you that pictured countenance, <br/> The depth and passion of its earnest glance, <br/> But to myself they turned (since none puts by <br/> The curtain I have drawn for you, but I) <br/> And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst, <br/> How such a glance came there; so not the first <br/> Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not <br/> My orders only, called that eager spot, <br/> Of joy into her pallid cheek; perhaps <br/> A Guardsman chanced to say "She wears her cap <br/> Askew, as it please her," or "Prayer <br/> Must never hope to match a lock of her hair <br/> Taken from her head": such stuff <br/> Was unacceptable, I thought, and cause enough <br/> For flagellation (she did not). She had <br/> An attitude - how shall I say - relaxed <br/> Too easily beguiled; she listened to anything <br/> She looked on, and her ears heard many things. <br/> Sir, 'twas all one! Morning prayers, arrests, <br/> The whispers of the Dark Gods in her breast, <br/> The impious jibes some vulgar soldier <br/> Would throw her way, unaware of her <br/> Position and my power. All and each <br/> would draw from her alike the approving speech, <br/> Or an ear at least. She took confession - good - but prayed <br/> Somehow - I know how now - as if her faith was any other jade. <br/> A heretic. Who'd stoop to blame <br/> This sort of crime? Even had you time <br/> For a trial - which I had not - for heretic slime <br/> And to say she burns, and to say "Just This <br/> Is your fair fate, you lying bitch, <br/> Traitor to the Emperor" - and if she let <br/> Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set <br/> Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse, <br/> - E'en then would be some stooping, and I choose <br/> Never to stoop. Oh sir, she prayed, no doubt, <br/> On every feast, but which gods blessed without <br/> Those same prayers? This became clear. I made commands. <br/> Then prayers turned into screams. There she stands, <br/> As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet <br/> The Governor below, then. I repeat, <br/> The Inquisition's munificence <br/> Is ample warrant that no just pretence <br/> Of confession will be disallowed; <br/> Though to find heresy, as I avowed, <br/> At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go <br/> Together down, sir. Notice this seal, though, <br/> The skull and I, together as you see, <br/> Which gives certain... powers to me. <br/> ===Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia=== The daemon went down to Terra,<br/> He was looking for a soul to steal.<br/> He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.<br/> When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.<br/> And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"<br/> "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."<br/> "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."<br/> "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"<br/> "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."<br/> The boy said: "Mah nahme's [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] ahnd it might be ah sin,"<br/> "But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."<br/> Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,<br/> 'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.<br/> And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.<br/> But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.<br/> The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."<br/> And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.<br/> And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.<br/> Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:<br/> When the daemon finished, Boreale said,<br/> "Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"<br/> "But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"<br/> Fire on the monolith.<br/> Run, boys, run<br/> Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.<br/> Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.<br/> Granny, does your cyberdog bite?<br/> No, child, no.<br/> The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.<br/> And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.<br/> Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."<br/> "'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"<br/> "Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."<br/> ===Iron Maiden: Aces High=== There goes da sirun dat warns o' da air raid<br> Den comz da sound o' da shootaz: DakDakkaDak<br> Owt fer da scramble we've godda git airborne<br> Godda git up fer da comin' attak.<br> Jump in da cockpit an start up da enginz<br> Lode up da grotz derz no time to muck about<br> Gavverin' speed as weeb 'ed down da runway<br> Godda git airborne an smoke dose gitz out<br> Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br> Rollin', turnin', divin', goin' in again<br> Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br> Rollin', turnin', divin'<br> Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br> Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh.<br> Move in ter fire at da mainstream o' bombaz<br> Giv em some dakka an den turn away<br> Roll ober, spin round ter cumz in behind 'em<br> Move ter their blindsidz an firin' again<br> Runtie ships oe'r da Horizon, muv in behin' us<br> Down on da ground dere's jes deadboys and lootaz<br> 'Eading up an turnin' our flash ter mug dem<br> 'Eading straight fer dim meeb per-ss down on mi shootaz.<br> Rollin', turnin', divin'<br> Rollin', turnin', divin' ('ere we go agin!)<br> Rollin', turnin', divin'<br> Rollin', turnin', divin'<br> Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br> Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh<br> ===Iron Maiden: The Trooper=== You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too<br/> You’ll fire you railgun but I’ll run you through<br/> So when you're waiting for the next attack<br/> You’d better stand there’s no turning back<br/> The Ethereal speaks as the charge begins<br/> But on this battlefield no one wins<br/> The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath<br/> As you plunge into a certain death<br/> The horse he sweats with fear we break to run<br/> The mighty roar of the Tau guns<br/> And as we race towards the xenos wall<br/> The screams of pain as my comrades fall<br/> We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground<br/> And the Tau fire another round<br/> We get so near yet so far away<br/> We won’t live to fight another day<br/> (Guitar Solo)<br/> We get so close near enough to fight<br/> When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights<br/> He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow<br/> A burst of rounds take my horse below<br/> And as I lay there gazing at the sky<br/> My body’s numb and my throat is dry<br/> And as I lay forgotten and alone<br/> Without a tear I draw my parting groan<br/> ===My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade=== WHEN I WAS<br/> A GUARDSMAN,<br/> MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/> TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/> HE SAID,<br/> "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,<br/> WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,<br/> AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"<br/> HE SAID<br/> "WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,<br/> THE DAEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,<br/> THE SCHEMES THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"<br/> FOR ONE DAY, I'LL LEAD YOU,<br/> TO ELDAR,<br/> AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,<br/> TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."<br/> WHEN I WAS<br/> A GUARDSMAN, <br/> MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/> TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/> HE SAID, <br/> "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP, <br/> WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT, <br/> AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?" <br/> ~<br/> This world it needs reclaiming, in the God-Emperor's Name. <br/> And for Him we will charge into the breach. <br/> And through it all, the war's loud call, the bodies in the trench, <br/> We'll fight until the victory's within reach, <br/> We’re marching on, <br/> We’re marching on<br/> And when we’ve killed the mutants, <br/> The Imperial Guard will march straight on<br/> We’re marching on<br/> I’ll take my lasgun and reload it, <br/> The cadence can’t contain it. <br/> The Baneblade sends them reeling, it decimates them all<br/> The Basilisk shells fall upon our foes<br/> So burn the Ork and stab the Tau<br/> Let's shout our victory clear<br/> There’s no damn enemy who’ll bring us low<br/> We’re marching on<br/> We’re marching on<br/> And when we’ve killed all of the xenos, <br/> The Imperial Guard will march straight on<br/> We’re marching on<br/> Necrons lie broken and defeated<br/> The Cadian 4-12th marches<br/> ~<br/> All the Chaos forces we will shoot<br/> Ooh oh ohhhh<br/> Word Bearer helmets crack beneath our boots<br/> Ooh oh ohhhh<br/> The other races run because the Guard is coming, <br/> Do or die, you'll never beat us<br/> Over this land, our banner we’ll unfurl<br/> The Emperor is right there with us<br/> We’ll kill them all, and then reclaim this world<br/> We won't explain or say we’re sorry<br/> We are the Guard, we are Imperial Might <br/> Give a cheer for all we’ve beaten<br/> Listen here, because for you we fight<br/> We are but men, We are all heroes<br/> Not Spess Mehreens, yet we will hold the line<br/> Our enemies will rage against us<br/> We<br/> Don't<br/> Care! <br/> We’re marching on<br/> We’re marching on<br/> And when the heretics and traitors<br/> Are purged the Guard will march straight on<br/> We’re marching on<br/> Enemies broken and defeated<br/> The Imperial Guard is marching on<br/> No space elf witch, No Bloody Magpie<br/> No greenskin axe, No advanced battlesuit<br/> No evil priest, No undead robot<br/> No enemy, can ever beat us (We’re marching on) <br/> Tank after tank, Cadian courage,(We’re marching on) <br/> Man after man, no matter how hard (We’re marching on) <br/> This war will be, you'll never beat us<br/> For the God Emperor, We’re the Imperial Guard! <br/> (Imperial Guard!) <br/> ===Harvey Andrews: British Soldier=== In a spaceport in the city a young guardsman stood<br/> Talking to the natives there if they would<br/> Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain<br/> And the lonely guardsman boy wished he was home again<br/> Come join glorious guard! Said the posters in his block<br/> See new worlds and have your fun and serve your emperor<br/> His skills were surely lacking and his family had to eat<br/> So he took the emperors oath and enlisted for up to fight<br/> For there was no fear of fighting, to the conquered he’d be sent<br/> Just ten years getting paid to watch<br/> Then leave a glorious victor, a man who’d made the grade<br/> A medal and some land, and memories in trade<br/> Then came the call of Tash’ren, as it had come before<br/> Another bloody chapter in an unending war<br/> The people stood on both sides, the people they stood behind<br/> Another fight in futilities name, the weak against the blind<br/> The guardsman stood between them, between the whistling stones<br/> And then the broken bottles, that lead to more patrols<br/> The crude bombs that burnt him, the nails that pierced his skin<br/> And wish he’d just stayed home, working with his friends<br/> The starport filled with people the guardsman soon was bored<br/> But better in the port than where the soldiers warred<br/> The room filled up with the xenos females, their younglings in tow<br/> Who stared with itchy fingers at the guardsman and his gun<br/> A yell of fear a pulse of engines the shattering of glass<br/> The window of the port broke to let the package pass<br/> A scream came from the defeated as they ran towards the door<br/> Dragging their younglings crying from the charge upon the floor<br/> The guardsman stood and could not move, his gun he could not use<br/> He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse<br/> He could not run and pick it up and throw it in the street<br/> There were far too many people there, too many running feet<br/> Take cover! yelled the guardsman, Take cover for your lives<br/> And the Aliens threw down their young and stood before their wives<br/> They turned towards the soldier their eyes alive with fear<br/> For the greater good’s sake, save our children or they'll end their short lives here<br/> The guardsman ran towards the bomb his stomach like a stone<br/> Why was this his battle in the emperors name, why was he alone<br/> He lay down on the package and he murmured one farewell<br/> To those at home in Nimbossa to those he loved so well<br/> He saw the sights of harvest felt the wind upon his brow<br/> The young girls in the munitorum parks, how precious were they now<br/> The soaring of the sw’it the beauty of the swilope<br/> The music of the cheering choir so soon would it be gone<br/> A muffled soft explosion and the room began to quake<br/> The guardsman blown across the floor, his blood a crimson lake<br/> There was no time to cry or shout there was no time to moan<br/> And they turned their children's faces from the blood and from the bones<br/> The crowd outside soon gathered and the chimeras came<br/> To carry off the body of a pawn lost in the game<br/> And the crowd they clapped and cheered and they sang their heretical song<br/> One guardsman less to interfere where he did not belong<br/> And will the young growing up learn at their mothers' knees<br/> The story of the guardsman who bought their lives<br/> Who used his youthful body as a means towards an end<br/> Who gave his life to those who called him murderer not friend<br/> ===Will Smith: Men In Black=== Here come the Knights in Grey<br/> Imperium's defenders<br/> Here come the Knights in Grey<br/> They won't let you remember<br/> The righteous bear armor of grey, ok<br/> Just in case they have to come and send some Daemons away<br/> The order given to them, Or-do M<br/> Means with ease they will banish them<br/> So do not your eyes avert<br/> Or Chaos with ease will soon convert<br/> The chosen of the Emperor<br/> Number one Daemon purgers<br/> But to our Battle Brothers we don't exist<br/> On our Ordos most classified list<br/> Daemon infestation? to the Emperor pray<br/> Cause you never know when we might save the Day, and..<br/> Here come the Knights in Grey<br/> Imperium's defenders<br/> Here come the Knights in Grey<br/> They won't let you remember<br/> ===Ozzy Osbourne: Hellraiser=== Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/> around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/> sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/> but I still asnt ad enuf<br/> I keep tellin dat its gettin a lot<br/> but I no ize a liar<br/> feelin al rite in da noize n da lite<br/> but dats wut makes me waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh<br/> ‘ell raiser, in da funder and ‘eat<br/> ‘ell raiser, rock ya bak in ya seet<br/> ‘ell raiser, an ize gon make it come troo<br/> ‘ell raiser, ize gon do sum weird boy fings to you<br/> Waaaaghin on anuvver world,<br/> Anuvver hive anuvver place<br/> sumtimes I dun feel too gud<br/> ize get dis funny feelin an stuff<br/> da boyz keep sayin dat its not good fer me<br/> but bein a grot dun make it<br/> out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/> But dats wut lites my fire<br/> Chorus<br/> Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/> around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/> sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/> but I still asnt ad enuf<br/> out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/> But dats wut lites my fire<br/> Chorus<br/> ===Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Were Made For Walking=== You's keep sayin' you's got sumfing for me.<br/> Sumfing you call WAAAGH!, but 'fess up.<br/> You's been muckin' where ya shudn' be muckin'<br/> An' now some uver gitz got all ya swag.<br/> Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/> One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/> You's keep lootin' when you's ought ta be krumpin'<br/> An' you's gots no wins, only beats.<br/> You's stayin' weedy when ya ought ta be 'ard<br/> Now wotz proppa's proppa, an' ya ain' been proppa yet.<br/> Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/> One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/> You's keep sulkin' where ya 'spose ta be loud.<br/> An' you's keep finkin' you's sumfin' speshul.<br/> Ha! Gotz me a brand new Choppa wotz dead killy,<br/> An' I ain' 'ad time fer breakin' it in...<br/> Ready ya gitz? Start choppin'!<br/> ===Sabaton: Attero Dominatus=== Attero!<br/> Dominatus!<br/> The Hive is burning<br/> Denique!<br/> Interimo!<br/> The Tau has fallen<br/> We stand at the gates of the Hive<br/> With two and a half million men<br/> With six thousand tanks in our ranks<br/> Use them as battering rams<br/> Artillery leading our way<br/> A million grenades has been launched<br/> The xenos must pay for their crimes<br/> The wings of the xeno’s been broken<br/> Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/> Serve me the Hive on a plate!<br/> Disregard the losses<br/> The city is ours to take<br/> The price of a war must be payed<br/> Millions of lives has been lost<br/> The price must be paid by the Tau<br/> That started the war in M.40's<br/> The year of 200.M45<br/> The year when the xenos will fall<br/> We're inside the gates of the Hive<br/> The beaks of the xeno's been broken<br/> Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/> Serve me its head on a plate<br/> Disregard the losses<br/> The xeno's land is ours to take<br/> March!<br/> Fight!<br/> Die!<br/> In the Hive!<br/> March!<br/> Fight!<br/> Conquer!<br/> The Hive!<br/> ===Sabaton: Wolfpack=== To the sector came the Eldar<br/> Mars and Dictator<br/> leading the convoy west<br/> Took the warp gate in<br/> The long jump back - Convoy to Gryphonne<br/> Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading<br/> Titans to the forge<br/> And upon the asteroid belt<br/> Lies the silence of the sails<br/> On the dog's watch in the final hour<br/> The corsair fleets appear<br/> On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm<br/> Deep down below the xenos lurks<br/> To the sector came the Eldar<br/> Mars and Dictator<br/> Leading the convoy west<br/> In their own track came the wolfpack<br/> Mars led the convoy <br/> Into the hornet's nest<br/> At the crack of dawn the second watch<br/> Dauntless wracked with flames<br/> Half the convoy hulked or disabled<br/> Heading to Command<br/> But below the fleet ecliptic<br/> Out of sensor range<br/> On the second watch in the final hour<br/> The corsair fleets return<br/> The Eldar come in for a second time<br/> To make the Monkeigh face their fate<br/> To the sector came the Eldar<br/> Mars and Dictator<br/> Leading the convoy west<br/> In their own track came the wolfpack<br/> Mars led the convoy <br/> Into the hornet's nest<br/> Lances blazing, fighters failing<br/> M42 when <br/> The Navy did fail the test<br/> To the sector came the Eldar<br/> Mars and Dictator<br/> Leading them into death<br/> Asuryan makes the contact and lead them<br/> Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark<br/> She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches<br/> Fading Star cut in half by a lance<br/> ===Sabaton: Panzerkampf (Chaos Edition)=== Into the Imperial Land the Chaotic Army March <br/> In Segmentum Obscuros, Millennium 43 <br/> Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see <br/> Ready for the onslaught, ready for the Fight <br/> Waiting for the Imperials, to march into the trap <br/> Traps were placed in darkness, in the cover of the night <br/> Waiting to be trigged, when the time is right <br/> In the imagination imminent attack <br/> Once the battle started there was no turning back <br/> The end of the Imperium draws near <br/> It’s time has come to an end <br/> The end of an era is near <br/> It’s time, to attack <br/> Into Imperial land the chaotic army march <br/> Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge <br/> Titans on cadian soil a thundering release <br/> One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash <br/> Fields of western Cadia were the heat of battle burned <br/> Suffered heavy losses the tie of war was turned <br/> Driving back the Imperials, fighting on all fronts <br/> Out of the Cadian sector, out of chaotic land <br/> Reinforce the frontlines cause the imperials to retreat <br/> Send in all reserves securing their defeat <br/> Believers of the Dark Gods, broke the citadel <br/> Ruins of a planet, Imperials rest in hell <br/> The end of the Imperium draws near <br/> It’s time has come to an end <br/> The end of an era is near <br/> It’s time, to attack <br/> Into Imperial land the chaotic army march <br/> Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge <br/> Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release <br/> One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash <br/> ONWARD BROTHERS, AMRIES OF THE DARK GODS CHARGE <br/> Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/> Will of the Dark Gods, strongly they command <br/> Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/> Finally victorious the chaotic army stands <br/> The end of the Imperium draws near <br/> It’s time has come to an end <br/> The end of an era is near <br/> It’s time, to attack <br/> Into Imperial land the chaotic army march <br/> Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge <br/> Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release <br/> One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash <br/> ===Sabaton: Resist and Bite=== The WAAAGH is coming swiftly,<br/> The borders closing in!<br/> We're a company of soldiers,<br/> Mere forty autos strong<br/> All alone<br/> Stand alone<br/> Hades hive is burning,<br/> And Ghazkull is at hand;<br/> As the Greenskins pushing harder,<br/> The WAAAGH is all around!<br/> All around<br/> Hold your ground!<br/> Fight all eighteen days of battles,<br/> No odds are on our side,<br/> Few will fight for all until the slugbolts are gone<br/> We!<br/> We will resist and bite!<br/> Bite hard!<br/> Cause we are all in sight!<br/> We!<br/> We take up arms and fight!<br/> Fight hard!<br/> Resist and do what's right!<br/> No matter our fighting,<br/> The numbers will still count!<br/> We're out gunned and few in numbers,<br/> We're doomed to flag of fail!<br/> We fought hard,<br/> Held our guard!<br/> But when killed by the Greenskins,<br/> And we revealed the truth!<br/> We'll die it with a smile,<br/> We will surprise them with a laugh!<br/> We are all!<br/> We were all!<br/> We were told to hold the border,<br/> And that is what we did;<br/> Honored were our orders,<br/> In despite of our foe!<br/> We!<br/> We will resist and bite!<br/> Bite hard!<br/> Cause we are all in sight!<br/> We!<br/> We take up arms and fight!<br/> Fight hard!<br/> Resist and do what's right!<br/> Gloria fortis miles!<br/> The Ork hoard closing in,<br/> Adversor et admorsus!<br/> The Beast against the Eagle,<br/> Gloria fortis miles!<br/> The Ork hoard closing in,<br/> Adversor et admorsus<br/> The Beast against the Eagle...<br/> <Instrumental> We!<br/> We did resist and bite!<br/> Bite hard!<br/> Cause we were all in sight!<br/> We! We took up arms and fought!<br/> Fought hard!<br/> Resist and did what's right!<br/> ===Sabaton: Panzerkampf=== Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHHH March!<br/> In the Imperium of Mankind, Millennium 41'st<br/> Tanks line up in millions, as far the eye can see.<br/> Ready for the onslaught, ready for the fight.<br/> Waiting for the xenos, to march into the trap.<br/> Mines are placed in darkness.<br/> In the cover of the night.<br/> Waiting to be triggered.<br/> When the time is right.<br/> Imminent invasion.<br/> Imminent attack.<br/> Once the battle's started.<br/> There's no turning back.<br/> The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/> Its time has come to an end.<br/> The end of an era is here.<br/> It's time to attack.<br/> Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/> Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/> Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/> Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/> Fields of Armegeddon, feel the heat of battle burned.<br/> Suffered heavy losses, the tide of war has turned.<br/> Driving back the greenskins, fighting on four fronts.<br/> Drive them Off of Imperium, out of Human land.<br/> Reinforce the frontline, force the xenos to retreat.<br/> Send in all the reserves, securing their defeat.<br/> Guardsmen of Imperium broke the invasion.<br/> Ruins of an army, greenskins rest in hell!"<br/> The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/> Its time has come to an end.<br/> The end of an era is near.<br/> It's time to attack.<br/> Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/> Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/> Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/> Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/> Oh, Imperium of Mankind, union of worlds.<br/> Will of the people, strong in command.<br/> Oh, God Emperor, protector of Man.<br/> Once more victorious, the Imperial Guard stands.<br/> The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/> Its time has come to an end.<br/> The end of an era is here.<br/> It's time to attack.<br/> Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/> Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/> Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/> Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/> ===Sabaton: Primo Victoria=== Through the Cadian Gate <br/> As we make our way to Glory <br/> Through the Chaos Hordes <br/> Imperium Victoria! <br/> We've been training for years <br/> But we're ready to strike <br/> As the great Imperium will win <br/> We're the first wave on planet <br/> We're the first ones to fall <br/> No soldiers drop landed before <br/> In the dawn of war they will pay <br/> With their lives as the price <br/> History's written today <br/> In this burning Warp chasm <br/> Know that nothing remains <br/> As our forces nuke all the Traitors<br/> Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/> Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/> Through the Cadian Gate <br/> As we make our way to glory <br/> Through the Chaos Hordes <br/> Imperium Victoria! <br/> On a Daemon World <br/> Within the Eye of Terror<br/> Near the Heretics<br/> Death is upon them <br/> We've been here before <br/> Used to this kind of war <br/> Warp fire goes over the trench <br/> Our orders are easy <br/> It's kill or be blammed<br/> The Commissars shoot those who fail <br/> In the dawn of war they will pay <br/> With their lives as the price <br/> History's written today <br/> Now we are at war <br/> With the Despoiler again <br/> This time Creed knows what to plan <br/> Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/> Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/> Through the Cadian Gate <br/> As we make our way to glory <br/> Through the Chaos Hordes <br/> Imperium Victoria! <br/> On a Daemon World <br/> Within the Eye of Terror<br/> Near the Heretics<br/> Death is upon them <br/> Millennium of the 41st <br/> Baneblades are turning the war <br/> Titans all march to victory <br/> Just as planned<br/> Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/> Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/> Through the Cadian Gate <br/> As we make our way to glory <br/> Through the Chaos Hordes <br/> Imperium Victoria! <br/> On a Daemon World <br/> Within the Eye of Terror<br/> Near the Heretics<br/> Death is upon them <br/> Through the Cadian Gate <br/> As we make our way to Glory <br/> Through the Chaos Hordes <br/> Imperium Victoria! <br/> On a Daemon World <br/> Within the Eye of Terror<br/> Near the Heretics<br/> Imperium Victoria! <br/> ===Sabaton: Stalingrad=== Fresh from orbit<br> From the dropships came to Comrades aid<br> City in despair<br> Almost crushed by Ghazkulls army<br> <br> Oh its grimmer than hell<br> Ghazkull's forces advancing<br> <br> The sound of the bolters<br> The music of death<br> A grand symphony<br> <br> See your friends fall<br> Hear them pray to the gods <br> Your emperor denies<br> <br> Every man dies alone<br> And when your time comes <br> You will know that its time<br> <br> Yarrick's fortress on fire<br> Is this madness or hell<br> <br> The sound of the bolters<br> The music of death<br> We're playing Chaos's symphony<br> Violins as lasguns<br> Conducted from hell<br> <br> Oh Hades Hive<br> Morte Vedae<br> <br> Are you praying<br> Do you follow the Commissars lead<br> No one knows you<br> No one cares but a single violin<br> <br> Play the score of the dead<br> Know the daemon within<br> <br> The sound of the bolters<br> The music of death<br> We're playing Chaos's symphony<br> Violins as lasguns<br> Conducted from hell<br> <br> ===Sabaton- Panzer Battalion=== Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br> Piercing the void as we charge<br> An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br> Closing the end of it's march<br> This time we're here to finish a job<br> Started a millenia ago<br> Driving the heretics out of their holes<br> To bury them with promethium<br> Armoured guns of mass destruction<br> Killers in the expanse<br> Rats who dares to stand before us<br> Feel our lance go live<br> [Chorus:] Death in the shape of a Lunar battlecruiser<br> Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br> cannot outrun our Lunar battlecruiser<br> <br> Millions of tons of armour and guns<br> Making it's way through the expanse<br> Our Lunar battlecruiser is back for revenge<br> Artillery sweeping the land<br> <br> First strike is ours no mercy is shown<br> There's rivers of blood in our track<br> Breaking their waves of defence with our guns<br> Emperor watching our back<br> <br> Blow their void shield clear for deep strike<br> Ready for the storm<br> Minefields swept there's no surrender<br> Feel our lances burn<br> <br> [Chorus x2]<br> <br> Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br> Piercing the void as we charge<br> An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br> Has reached the end of it's march<br> <br> Armoured guns of mass destruction<br> Killers in the expanse<br> Rats who dares to stand before us<br> Feel our lance go live<br> <br> Lunar battlecruiser<br> Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br> Lunar battlecruiser<br> === Sabaton: Nuclear Attack === Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Dropped from low orbit, the xenos erased <br> Threat to mankind is contained <br> A power unheard of, a power unseen <br> Flash out of nowhere, the world is burning <br> 8:16 Standard, the Tyranid swarms realized something was wrong <br> The swarm feels explosions, destruction and pain <br> Air strike from space, tendril gone in a blaze! <br> Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back <br> Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Bombed into the dust <br> Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Exterminatus <br> Strike back! <br> Xenos filth will bleed <br> Another cyclonic attack! <br> From the Necrons came the second assault <br> Threat to tomorrow made plain <br> 11:02 on the 9th of August <br> Over the world's curve like ball lightning <br> The bomb detonates, and the world turns to waste <br> Barren for all time to come <br> The Monoliths burning, the Tomb World destroyed <br> Surrender your war, else you'll perish in flame! <br> Second attack, Inquisition turning back <br> Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Bombed into the dust <br> Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Exterminatus <br> Strike back! <br> Xenos filth will bleed <br> Another cyclonic attack! <br> Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back <br> Another, another, another <br> Cyclonic attack! <br> Bombed into the dust <br> Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Exterminatus <br> Strike back! <br> Xenos filth will bleed <br> Another cyclonic attack! <br> Bombed into the dust <br> Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br> Exterminatus! <br> Strike back! <br> Xenos filth will bleed <br> Another cyclonic attack! <br> A cyclonic attack! <br> ===Sabaton: Carolus Rex=== All embrace me, it's my time to rule at last <br> 10,000 years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne <br> No allegiance I will swear no oath<br> Crowned by Man, not by the warp as my power is divine<br> They thought I was too young to rule the land<br> Just as they failed to understand<br> Born to rule<br> My time has come<br> I was chosen by Mankind<br> Say my name when you slay<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> With the Marines my protector<br> Make them bow to my will<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> Proved in battle, led my men to victory<br> No man alive or dead commands me, I answer to my own<br> Hear my orders, question me and die<br> What I say was said on Terra, and so it shall be done<br> I know I was destined to rule alone<br> All for myself I have claimed the throne<br> Born to rule<br> My time is now<br> I was chosen by Mankind<br> Say my name when you slay<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> With the Marines my protector<br> Make them bow to my will<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> ''Onward, Astartes! The Heretics are Here! Crush them and throw them though the gates of the Warp!'' All that's thine shall be mine there's no stopping me<br> All over the galaxy my rule shall be questioned by none<br> All I see, give to me, that is my decree<br> My will be done<br> I know I was destined to rule alone<br> Just as they failed to understand<br> Born to rule<br> My time is now<br> I was chosen by Mankind<br> Say my name when you slay<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> With the Marines my protector<br> Make them bow to my will<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> With the Marines my protector<br> Make them bow to my will<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br> ===Sabaton: Rorke's Drift=== News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain,<br/> Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain<br/> Shas'o had been offended and he had gone the path of war<br/> Now that fifteen million men are dead, and the Tau are at the door<br/> Xenos attack,<br/> Fight back to back <br/> Show them no mercy and<br/> FIRST RANK FIRE,<br/> SECOND RANK FIRE<br/> Facing, awaiting<br/> A hostile world, a bastion held, banners unfurled <br/> There's no surrender <br/> The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled<br/> Later on that fateful day as they head towards the drift,<br/> Stacking boxes, fortifying, preparations must be swift<br/> Mechs with iridium armor facing uniforms and guns,<br/> As the plamsa fire echoes higher, drowning out lasguns<br/> (chorus)<br/> M41.999, when a few held the line <br/> (Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )<br/> When the last stand was made, and Imperium saved <br/> (Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )<br/> (Repeat Chorus) ===Sabaton: 40:1=== Baptized in fire <br/> Thousand to one <br/> So silent before the storm <br/> Awaiting command <br/> A few has been chosen to stand <br/> As one outnumbered by far <br/> The orders from high command <br/> Fight back, hold your ground!<br/> In early September it came<br/> A war unknown to the galaxy<br/> No heretic may enter that land<br/> That is protected by bloody hand<br/> Unless you are thousand to one<br/> Your force will soon be undone<br/> Baptized in fire<br/> Thousand to one<br/> Spirit of Emprah<br/> Death and glory<br/> Marines of Terra<br/> Second to none<br/> Wrath of the Crusade brought to a halt<br/> The 811 of M37 it starts<br/> The rage of Abaddon <br/> A barrage of bolters and meltas<br/> Stand past, the bunkers will hold<br/> The reclusiarch has pledged his life<br/> [Thalastian Jorus] I'll face my fate here!<br/> The sound of demolishers<br/> So fierce<br/> The thunder of arms<br/> So come, bring on all that you've got<br/> Come warp, come Matt Ward, never stop<br/> Unless you are thousand to one<br/> Your lives will soon be undone<br/> (Repeat chorus) <br/> Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/> Always remember, battle brothers at war<br/> Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/> Always remember, battle brothers at war<br/> Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/> Always remember, buried in history<br/> No heretic may enter that land<br/> That is protected by bloody hand<br/> Unless you are thousand to one<br/> Your force will soon be undone<br/> (Repeat chorus)<br/> No, no, no!<br/> ===Sabaton: Defence of Moscow=== As Chaos overrun, Cadia M41 <br/> They don't belong, we stand our ground, a trillion strong <br/> We are ready for their strike, face the army of Abaddon <br/> A trillion strong, this is our home, they don't belong <br/> Hear Castellan Creed’s, and the Emperor’s orders <br/> Defend the Imperium, Cadia shall not fall! <br/> Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/> Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/> Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/> Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/> Face the volleys of our guns, for Cadia’s daughters and her sons <br/> All the brave, who stand against the traitor wave <br/> Hundreds of landing zones, Shock troops returning home <br/> Day and night, they're coming back, to join the fight <br/> From Kasf Myrak to Kasr Trunch <br/> Call of the Emperor, Cadia shall prevail! <br/> Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/> Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/> Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/> Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/> Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/> Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/> Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/> Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/> Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/> Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/> Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/> Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/> Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/> ===Stan Ridgeway: Camouflage=== I was a young guardsmen on a search patrol, huntin' heretics down,<br/> It was in the jungle wars on Ghoroi V<br/> My lazgun fried and I got stuck way out and all alone<br/> And I could hear them heretics moving in close outside<br/> Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my broken gun, and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate<br/> And then a Space Marine, a Raptor with a pair of friendly eyes, appeared there at my shoulder and said wait<br/> When he came in close beside me he said "don't worry son, I'm here, them heretics want to tangle now they'll have two to dodge"<br/> I said well thanks a lot I told him my name and asked him his, and he said my brothers call me camoflauge<br/> Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/> Ohh camoflauge, I was awfully glad to see this Space Marine<br/> Well I was gonna ask him his home planet, when we heard the 'jectiles fly, coming through the woods, and all around my ears<br/> It was then I saw this Space Marine light a fire in his eyes, and it was strange but suddenly I forgot my fears<br/> Well we fought all night and side by side we took our battle stance, and I wondered how the bullets missed this man<br/> Cause they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there, and in the morning we both took a chance and ran<br/> And it was near the river bank where the ambush came on top of us, and it thought it was the end and we were had<br/> Then a bolt round with my name on it came buzzing through a bush, and this Space Marine he just caught it with his hand, just like it was a fly<br/> Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/> Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine<br/> And I knew there was something weird about him, cause when I heard a crack, he'd pulled a Leman Russ right off its tracks, and squashing them heretics with it<br/> From here to kingdom come<br/> When he led me outta danger I saw HQ and waved goodbye, he just looked at me from the jungle and then was gone<br/> And when I got back to my Regiment, I told them about my night, and the battle I spent with a Space Marine named Camoflauge<br/> When I said his name the Commisar gulped, and an apothecary took my arm, and led me to big tent on the right<br/> He said you may be telling true son, but this here is camoflauge, and he's been right here since I gave him peace last night<br/> But before he went he said Semper Fi and said his only wish, was to save a young Guardsmen caught in a barrage<br/> So here take his bolter son, I know he wants you to have it now<br/> And we both said a prayer for a Space Marine named camoflauge<br/> Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/> Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine<br/> ===Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven=== Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,<br/> Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -<br/> As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering<br/> As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.<br/> "`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -<br/> Only this and nothing more."<br/> Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,<br/> And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.<br/> Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker<br/> In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -<br/> A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -<br/> Only this and nothing more.<br/> And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling<br/> Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.<br/> So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating<br/> "`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -<br/> Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -<br/> This it is and nothing more."<br/> Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer<br/> "Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;<br/> The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick<br/> And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -<br/> Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -<br/> Away now, and fire no more."<br/> Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping<br/> A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.<br/> And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;<br/> The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -<br/> Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -<br/> Danced amidst the sounds of war.<br/> Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence<br/> Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -<br/> For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter<br/> A psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -<br/> Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -<br/> Perched and sat and nothing more.<br/> At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven<br/> Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.<br/> "Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee<br/> So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -<br/> Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"<br/> Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/> Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker<br/> For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.<br/> As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;<br/> No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -<br/> The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-<br/> Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/> "Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -<br/> "Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!<br/> For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -<br/> Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!<br/> Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"<br/> Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/> And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting<br/> On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;<br/> His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,<br/> To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;<br/> And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor<br/> I await the Eversor!<br/> ===Henry the Fifth, Act III Scene I=== Once more unto the boards, Anon, once more,<br/> Or close the wall up with our Neckbeard dead!<br/> In-game there's nothing so becomes a man<br/> As massive fatness and huge faggotry;<br/> But when the /b/last of war brings in the cancer,<br/> Then imitate the action of the fatguy;<br/> Quote from the rulebooks, summon up the fluff,<br/> Disguise fat nature with hard-favour'd RAAAAGE;<br/> Then lend the one a terrible aspect;<br/> Let it stare until PCs are all dead<br/> Like the foul bodak; let the brow o'erwhelm it<br/> As fearfully as does a tiefling’s horn<br/> Add two charisma to his contorted face,<br/> Swirl'd in the wild and wasteful fourth-ed.<br/> Now roll the bones and sketch the portraits wide,<br/> Dream hard of breasts, that bend up every ‘spirit’<br/> To his full height. On, on, you beardyest fatguys,<br/> Whose blood is fet from fathers of thin-proof!<br/> Fathers that, like so many useless tripfags,<br/> Have in these parts from morn till even raged,<br/> And saged their threads for lack of argument.<br/> Fap not to your mothers; now attest<br/> That those whom you call'd fatguys did beget you.<br/> Be copy now to men of better games,<br/> And show them how you roll. And you, warmachine,<br/> Whose limbs are made of pewter, show us here<br/> The metal of your minis; let us swear<br/> That they are worth their pricetag, which I doubt much;<br/> For I see most of you so mean and base,<br/> That hath not showered since last Petertide.<br/> I see you field warhounds in Apocalypse,<br/> Standing upon their foes. The game's been lost!<br/> Follow your spirits, and upon this board<br/> Cry, "Rage at Vampire! Magic! And Fourth Ed!"<br/> ===Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit=== Load up da trukks Bring yer boyz `Kuz we's haulin' Out all da toyz Da `oomies run Frum dakka gunz I knows I knows We's number one ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO- Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers `Ere we go now Orky raidaz I squish pinkies wit' my anus `Ere we go now Orky raidaz Cuz its choppy Cuz its bashy Cuz its dakka Cuz we's sneaky YA Winnin' is what Orks do best `Cause by Mork we's all been bless'd Our mighty WAAAAAAAGH `as always been And always will until the end ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO- Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers `Ere we go now Orky raidaz Now I'm out dere, smashin' faces `Ere we go now Orky raidaz Cuz its choppy Cuz its bashy Cuz its dakka Cuz we's sneaky YA And I forgitz Just wot it was Oh ya, I think a melta bomb I found it dere It's tikkin' now Oh well, I'll toss it at doze grots. ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO- Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers `Ere we go now Orky raidaz I'm outta words, so I's WAAAAAAAAAAGH! `Ere we go now Orky raidaz Cuz its choppy Cuz its bashy Cuz its dakka Cuz we's sneaky CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAGH! CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAGH! CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ===David Bowie: Space Oddity (Fleet Command to Captain Tom)=== Fleet Command to Captain Tom <br> Fleet Command to Captain Tom <br> Wake your Astropath and turn your Gellars on<br> Fleet Command to Captain Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)<br> Commencing countdown, warp drives on (five, four, three)<br> Check ignition, may the Emprah be with you (two, one, liftoff)<br> This is Fleet Command to Captain Tom<br> You’ve made it through the warp<br> And our intel says the orks ship are out there<br> Now they’ll come to engage you if they dare<br> This is Captain Tom to Fleet Command<br> I’m firing on the foe<br> And their wrecks float in a most peculiar way<br> And the stars look very different today<br> For here<br> Am I sitting in a tin can<br> Far above the world<br> The planet there is blue<br> And there's nothing I can do<br> Though I’ve fired one hundred thousand shells<br> I’m under attack still<br> And I think my cruiser knows which way to go<br> Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows<br> Fleet Command to Captain Tom<br> Your vox's dead, there's something wrong<br> Can you hear me, Captain Tom?<br> Can you hear me, Captain Tom?<br> Can you hear me, Captain Tom?<br> Can you "Here am I floating 'round my tin can<br> Far above the moon<br> Boarders they are green<br> Nothing left but to make them bleed<br> ===Sailor Tau=== Fire caste by moonlight<br/> Water caste by daylight<br/> Never running from a real fight<br/> She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/> She will...never turn her back on a friend<br/> She is... always there to defend<br/> She is...the one on whom we can depend<br/> She is the one named Sailor.....<br/> .... Sailor Broadside<br/> .... Sailor Stealth<br/> .... Sailor Crisis<br/> ..... Sailor Drone<br/> With cosmic secrets<br/> All so new to her<br/> She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/> fire caste by moonlight<br/> Water caste by daylight<br/> With her Sailor Shas'o to help fight<br/> She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/> She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/> She is the one . . . Sailor Tau!!<br/> ===Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise=== As I browse through the minis of my local games store<br/> I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor<br/> But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me<br/> You know, I bought that space marine battle company<br/> At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling<br/> PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools<br/> And I've been plannin' and ragin’ so long that<br/> Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone<br/> I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check<br/> Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck<br/> But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt<br/> Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.<br/> We been spending most our lives<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> I've done FATAL once or twice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> It's hard work in rolling dice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We buy minis at high price<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> A local boy made a Mary Sue last week<br/> I just approved it and saved my mad critique<br/> I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage<br/> ‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.<br/> But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it<br/> A fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of<br/> I’m obese and smelly but have the best army<br/> And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools<br/> If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears<br/> We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears<br/> But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare<br/> We are just autistically impaired<br/> There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws<br/> In our life hobby<br/> Like Cthulhu Mythos<br/> It's as grim an’ dark as can be<br/> We been spending most our lives<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We're just fat and nerdy guys<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> There's no greater sin and vice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We all fight, by rolling dice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content<br/> Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another<br/> Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?<br/> I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey<br/> I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like<br/> In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife<br/> So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br/> Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army<br/> We been spending most our lives<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We’re all crazy max/min-ites<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We all dare to fantasize<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> We’re all virgins who roll dice<br/> Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/> ===Blue Oyster Cult: Black Blade=== I was on a mission to fight for the Greater Good<br> But this here Dawn Blade at my side don't act the way it should<br> Keeps calling me it's Shas'O when I feel more like it's Gue'la<br> And it keeps dragging me faster and faster to an early grave, yeah<br> And it howls! It howls like hell!<br> <br> I'm told it's my duty to fight against them all<br> That warring is my trade and I was born to wade through gore<br> I just want to be a lover, not a blue-skinned screaming ghoul<br> I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool<br> <br> Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br> Forged a million years ago<br> Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br> Killing so it's power can grow<br> <br> It's death from the beginning to the end of time<br> And I'm the Tau's champion, or is that just part of it's grand designs?<br> And whole worlds are dying, and the burden's mine<br> And the Dawn Blade keeps on killing, 'til the end of time<br> <br> Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br> Bringing chaos to the world we know<br> Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br> And it's using me to kill my friends<br> Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br> Growing stronger so the galaxy will end<br> Forcing my mind to bend and bend<br> <br> I am the Dawn Blade<br> Forged a million billion years ago<br> My cosmic soul goes on for eternity<br> Carving out destiny<br> Bringing in the Lords of Chaos<br> Bringing up the Beasts of the Immaterium<br> Sucking out the souls of heroes<br> Laying waste to the Imperium<br> My master is my slave<br> Hahaahahahahahahahaha!<br> You poor fucking Tau<br> <br> ==='Twas The Night Before Emperor's Day=== 'Twas the night before Emperor's Day,<br> and he fought all alone,<br> in a four foot deep trench<br> lined with plasteel and stone.<br> <br> I was traveling the warp<br> with gifts for the land,<br> when I saw this lone guardsman<br> making his brave stand.<br> <br> I looked all about,<br> I looked near and far,<br> no Chimera, no Basilisk,<br> nor Techpriest or Commissar.<br> <br> No Sergeant yelled orders<br> to this guardsman - no backing<br> to fight this ridge full of xeno<br> formed from pure evil, attacking.<br> <br> His armor in tatters,<br> his eyes nearly blind,<br> A sobering truth<br> raced through my mind.<br> <br> His position was doomed,<br> was my only thought<br> and this soldier's brave stand<br> would all be for naught.<br> <br> The guardsman stared unblinking,<br> silent and alone,<br> his lasrifle at the ready<br> against his shoulder bone.<br> <br> His gaze was so calm<br> in the face of calamity,<br> the perfect picture of<br> a guardsman of humanity.<br> <br> Who was this brave hero<br> whose position I'd spied,<br> warring against<br> this unstoppable tide?<br> <br> I now knew that all humans<br> I would see this night,<br> owed their lives to these guardsmen<br> who were willing to fight.<br> <br> Soon all round the galaxy<br> the children would play,<br> and grownups would praise<br> the bright Emperor's Day.<br> <br> They all lived their lives<br> every month of the year,<br> Because of brave guardsmen<br> like the one standing here.<br> <br> A tear came to my eye<br> for those who stood alone,<br> on a cold Emperor's Day Eve<br> on a planet far from home.<br> <br> Their great sacrifices<br> I could never betray<br> So I drew my burning sword<br> to join in the fray<br> <br> The soldier did turn<br> and I heard a rough voice.<br> "My Emperor, rest easy,<br> this death is my choice;<br> <br> I fight for a freedom<br> that may never be found,<br> but not ever shall I waver<br> on Your sacred ground."<br> <br> Then the Guardsman turned<br> to face the incursions<br> of the foul xenos and<br> their unholy perversions<br> <br> I kept watch for hours,<br> until the night was still<br> and the guardsman lay broken<br> on the bloody red hill.<br> <br> I could not just leave<br> on that cold grim dark night,<br> this guardian of honor<br> so willing to fight.<br> <br> And as the guardsman lay dying,<br> his soul strong and pure,<br> he cried, "Ave Imperator!<br> It's Emperor's Day! This world is secure!"<br> <br> I kneeled before the fallen,<br> A great victory he'd won.<br> "Happy Emperor's Day my guardsman,<br> rest in peace, my son."<br> ===Daniel Decateur Emmett: Dixie Land=== No one knows how this all started<br> But it don't surprise us empty-hearted-<br> Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br> <br> When those came up in that ole half-track<br> We found the nerve to now push back!<br> Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br> <br> Advance the flag there trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br> On far off lands we'll take our stand-<br> And not die bloody cowards!<br> <br> To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br> To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br> <br> Now John Fuklaw was an awesome sight,<br> And rallied us into the fight!<br> To arms! To arms! To arms! Fire away!<br> <br> And Raepfist cut a bloody swathe<br> and Conrad Raege had to laugh and scoff<br> Push on! Push on! Push on! Valiant men.<br> <br> Bring up that flamer trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br> Let's give 'em hell, and then die well!<br> In service to the Emprah!<br> <br> Advance! Advance! They're no match for us trooper!<br> Advance! Advance! Ave Imperator!<br> <br> OH I love to serve the Emprah! Hoorah! HOORAH!<br> On his holy land I'll take my stand-<br> To fight on for the Emprah!<br> <br> Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise be to Holy Terra!<br> Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise the Immoooooooortal Emprah!<br> <br> ===Trey Parker: Everyone Has Aids (Team America: World Police)=== Everyone has WARP<br/> WARP! WARP! WARP!<br/> WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!<br/> Everyone has WARP!<br/> And so this is the end of our story<br/> And everyone is dead from WARP.<br/> It took from me my favorite son<br/> My only true Warmaster<br/> My conqueror of bright stars<br/> (He got WARPed)<br/> Well I'm gonna march on Terra!<br/> Lead the Astartes and charge the brigades!<br/> There's a Daemon inside of all of us...<br/> I'll make them see, everyone has WARP.<br/> My Commissar!<br/> (WARP!)<br/> My Astropath!<br/> (WARP!)<br/> My Chaplain and Librarian and Captain!<br/> (WARP! WARP! WARP!)<br/> The Xenos and witch, and the mutant and psyker!<br/> Everyone has WARP!<br/> My techpriest and my squig Old Blue<br/> WARP! WARP! WARP!<br/> The Primarch's got it and so do you!<br/> WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!<br/> Come on everybody we got purgin' to do!<br/> It's time to exterminate these worlds everyone has<br/> WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP!<br/> (WARP!)<br/> ===Don McLean: American Pie=== A long, long time ago...<br> I can still remember<br> How that cultist used to make me smile. And I knew if I had my chance<br> That I could make those xenos dance<br> And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.<br> But February made me shiver<br> With every bolt round I’d deliver. Heresy on the doorstep,<br> I couldn’t take one more step.<br> I can’t remember if I wrrryed<br> When I read about his lolcron bride,<br> But something touched me deep inside<br> The day the music died. So die die, from the flames in the sky,<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die." Did you write the litanies of hate,<br> And do you live in the EMPRAH'S faith,<br> If the Codex tells you so?<br> Do you believe in rock ’n roll,<br> Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,<br> And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow? Well, I know that you’re in love with him<br> `cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.<br> You both kicked off your boots.<br> Man, I dig those rhythmic blues. I was a lonely teenaged scout marine<br> With a camo cloak colored brown and green<br> I knew to see but not be seen<br> The day the music died.<br> I started singin’, "Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die." Now since M.30 we’ve been on our own<br> And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,<br> But that’s not how it used to be.<br> When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,<br> In a coat he borrowed from James Dean<br> And a voice that came from you and me, Oh, and while Lord Tzeentch was looking down,<br> A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.<br> The classroom was adjourned;<br> No grade report was returned.<br> And while Kharn raged about METAL BOX,<br> Macha tried to get some in the park,<br> And we rolled sixes in the dark<br> The day the music died.<br> We were singing, "Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die." Helter skelter in a summer swelter,<br> The birds flew off the Exterminatus shelter<br> Eight miles high and falling fast.<br> Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.<br> Macha still couldn't get no ass,<br> With old Failbaddon in a cast. Now Cultist-chan wore cheap perfume<br> While Doomrider played a Slaaneshi tune.<br> We all got up to dance,<br> Oh, but we never got the chance!<br> The Angry Marines tried to take the field;<br> The Emperors Children refused to yield.<br> Do you recall what was revealed The day the music died?<br> We started singing,<br> "Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die." Oh, and there we were all in one place,<br> All GRIMDARK and lost in space,<br> With no time left to start again.<br> So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!<br> Candlejack sat on a can-<br> Cause fire is the devil’s only friend. Oh, and as I watched him on the stage<br> My hands were clenched in fists of rage.<br> No angel born in hell<br> Could break that daemon’s spell.<br> And as I purged her in the night<br> To show her the emperors shining light,<br> I saw Eldrad laughing with delight<br> The day the music died. He was singing,<br> "Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die." I met a farseer whose love did bloom<br> And I asked her for some happy news,<br> But she just smiled and turned away.<br> I went down to the wargear store<br> Where I’d heard the music years before,<br> But the techpriests said the music wouldn’t play. Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,<br> Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.<br> But not a hword hwas spoken;<br> Thee chyurch bells all were broken.<br> Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:<br> Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,<br> They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast<br> Thee day thee myoosick died. And they were singing, "Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die." "Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br> Drove my raider to the crater,<br> But the crater was dry.<br> And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br> Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br> "This’ll be the day that I die."<br> ===Theme from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers=== [Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind]: "Inquisitor! Heretics, Xenos, and Mutants are abound! Recruit a team of Acolytes with attitude!"<br/> [Inquisitor]: "Ayayayayay!"<br/> They've got, a power and a faith that you've never seen before!<br/> They've got, the ability to smite and to even up the score!<br/> No Grot, can ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br/> Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br/> They know, the fate of Holy Terra's lying in their hands!<br/> They know, to always use their weapons at the first chance!<br/> No Cult will ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br/> Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br/> The Unclean, can never take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br/> Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br/> Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br/> Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br/> Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br/> ==="And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'(And the Band Played 'Waltzing Matilda')"=== When I was a young man I flew in a ship,<br> And lived the free life of a scouter.<br> From the Twin Star of Aphor to the Aquila Rift,<br> I danced my old scoutship all over.<br> Then in nought-oh-fifteen, the Emp-ror said "Son, <br> It's time time to stop scoutin', there's work to be done."<br> So they gave me a rank bar,<br> A Cruiser, a gun,<br> And they sent me away to the War.<br> And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'<br> As we boarded the Santa Maree,<br> And amidst all the cheers,<br> the cannonade and tears,<br> we left for Bellerophon III.<br> How well I remember the sight I saw then,<br> the proud Navy cut down and shattered.<br> And how in the hell that they called Lagrange Ten,<br> We were butchered like poor bloody cattle.<br> Old Boney was ready, he'd primed himself well,<br> he cut us with Lances, and broke us with shell.<br> And in five minutes flat,<br> he had blown us to hell,<br> nearly blew me right back to Agrippa.<br> And the Vox played 'Fight on, the Navy',<br> as we formed up and counted the slain.<br> We'd lost half of ours,<br> for a handful of theirs,<br> but we charged right on back in again.<br> Now us that were left, well, we tried to survive,<br> in a mad world of lanceshot and boarders.<br> And for nine minutes ten I kept my boys alive,<br> as around me our numbers grew lesser.<br> Then a whole mess of guardsmen stormed onto the bridge,<br> they shot down old Kelley, the Nav and the Kid,<br> and for some bloody reason, they just let me live.<br> Never knew there were worse things than dying.<br> For I'll do no more dancing my scouter,<br> I thought as I ran for the pod,<br> for a scout can't feel dread,<br> he's got more balls than head,<br> and that's one thing a coward ain't got.<br> The handful of pods left I gathered to me,<br> and we left like a bolt from a barrel.<br> A dozen survivors of two-million-odd men,<br> the Grand Fleet of Admiral Karil.<br> And as we all dove into Catan's dock ring,<br> and the three from the Mada all started to sing,<br> the thought of my men,<br> had a horrible sting,<br> for not one had lived through the battle.<br> And the band played 'Fight on , the Navy',<br> for the wives of the men of Catan,<br> Nobody cheered,<br> they just saw us and stared,<br> and then, the crying began.<br> And now every march day I sit in the crowd,<br> and watch the young guardsmen walk on then.<br> I wonder to myself, not speaking aloud,<br> why there's not one vet'ran with them.<br> The young men march stiffly, all upright with pride,<br> they're all brave young soldiers with nothing to hide.<br> And then one kid asks,<br> "Is that how daddy died?"<br> And I don't have the courage to tell him.<br> And the band plays 'Fight on, the Navy',<br> As I answer my question before.<br> If the march they could give,<br> to the men who had lived,<br> not one man would dare march at all.<br> Dancin' my scouter, dancin' my scouter,<br> who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br> And their ghosts may be heard as you dance on by Bellerophon,<br> who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br> ===Gilbert and Sullivan: A British Tar=== A Space Marine is a soaring soul,<br> Far greater than a mortal man,<br> His energetic fist should be ready to resist<br> Any heretical plan.<br> His nose should pant,<br> and his lip should curl,<br> His cheeks should flame,<br> and his brow should furl,<br> His bosom should heave,<br> and his hearts should glow,<br> And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br> <br> His nose should pant and his lip should curl,<br> His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,<br> His bosom should heave and his hearts should glow,<br> And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br> <br> His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,<br> His brow with scorn be wrung;<br> He never should bow down to a filthy xenos frown,<br> Or the tang of a traitor tongue.<br> <br> His foot should stamp,<br> and his throat should growl,<br> His sword should twirl,<br> and his face should scowl,<br> His eyes should flash like a conqueror<br> And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!"<br> <br> His foot should stamp, and his throat should growl,<br> His sword should twirl, and his face should scowl;<br> His eyes should flash like a conqueror,<br> And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!", the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor!<br> ===Dio: Holy Diver=== Holy Bolter<br> You've been out too long in the warzone<br> Oh it's jamming again<br> <br> Ride the Tank<br> You can see its hull but you know it's clean.<br> Oh don't you see what I mean<br> <br> Gotta shoot 'em down<br> Holy Bolter<br> <br> Shiny Tracers<br> Like the eyes of a Daemon in the night<br> Something is coming for you<br> <br> Race for the Dropship<br> You can hide in the sun of the Emperor's light<br> Oh we will pray it's all right<br> <br> Gotta get away-get away<br> Between the armor lies<br> There's a trooper hard as steel<br> The valor never dies<br> War's a never ending wheel<br> <br> Holy Bolter<br> You're the star of the battlefield<br> No need for full auto<br> <br> Jump on the Tank you can feel its hull but you know it's mean<br> Some might can never be seen yeah <br> Holy Bolter<br> You've been out too long in the warzone<br> Oh it's jamming again<br> <br> Ride the Tank<br> You can see armor but you know it's clean.<br> <br> Gotta get away-get away Gotta get away-get away<br> Holy Bolter sole survivor your honour's clean<br> <br> Holy Bolter Holy bolter never change the mag Holy Bolter<br> Oh Holy Bolter yeah alright get away get away get away<br> <br> Holy Bolter Holy Bolter whoa Holy Bolter Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm.<br> ===Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air=== Now, this is a story all about how<br> My life got flipped-turned upside down<br> And I'd like to take a minute<br> Just sit by my skull throne<br> I'll tell you how I became the daemon prince of Khorne<br> <br> No idea where I was born or raised<br> On the gladiator arenas was where I spent most of my days<br> Beatin' smashing' killin' in the arenas<br> Escaped to the mountains with a few cronies<br> When a couple of soldiers<br> Who were up to no good<br> They found us and attacked my neighborhood<br> I got in one little fight and Emperor started to worry<br> And said 'You're movin' with your father and god in Terra'<br> <br> It kinda hurt to see my pals fucked<br> But Emprah didn't let me go back<br> He gave me a battleship and then he gave me my legion.<br> I put my axe on and said, 'Gotta give my army a lesson'.<br> <br> First company, yo this is bad<br> Marines drinking juice out of a champagne glass.<br> Is this what the marines of World Eaters are like?<br> Hmmmmm this won't be alright.<br> <br> But wait I hear there're techmarine, apothecarians and all that<br> Put implants to the recruits like ones in this cool cat<br> Now I like it<br> Badass bloodthirsty soldiers<br> I don't give a fuck to Emprahs' warnings<br> <br> Well, the battle-barge landed and when I came out<br> There was Horus who told he's gonna throw a rout<br> I was in and we went to Terra<br> We went totally ape<br> After an epic bloodshed I heard 'Horus got raped'<br> <br> I whistled for a Battle-Barge and when it came near<br> My legion ran in, cursing the Emperor<br> Dumped Kharn to the trunk and fled the war<br> Khorne told me 'Yo homes to Eye of Terror'<br> <br> I got wings on my back and horns on my head<br> This cool runesword and skin blood-red<br> I looked at my kingdom<br> I was finally there<br> To sit on my throne as the Daemon Prince of Khorne<br> ===Henry Clay Work: Marching Through Georgia=== Bring the platoon standard, lads, we'll sing another song <br/> Sing it with a spirit that will start this world along. <br/> Sing it as we'll always sing it, quadrillions strong, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/> So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> How the xenos howl when our flamers end all their fun, <br/> How the cultists scream out when they march into our guns, <br/> How the foe cries out for mercy when there will be none, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/> So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> Yes, and there were heretics who wept with painful tears <br/> having felt our noble will they had denied for years. <br/> How the Inquisition now brings them justice so dear, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/> So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> Your Imperium will die under my great onslaught!<br/> So that Failbaddon said and that is what he thought,<br/> But indeed we shall triumph for arms he has forgot,<br/> As we fight for the Emprah!<br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.<br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/> So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> So we fight at Creed's right hand and Cadia shall hold, <br/> For the Emprah stands with us and all rebels shall fold, <br/> And we can hide Titans behind barricades we're told, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/> Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/> So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/> As we fight for the Emprah! <br/> ===Kelis: Milkshake=== ''[Repeat x2]''<br> My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br> And they're like,<br> The best forge world's Mars!<br> Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br> We can teach you,<br> 'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br> <br> I know you want xenotech,<br> The thing that makes free energy,<br> What explorators go crazy for.<br> They lose their minds<br> If the warp unbinds<br> Before they get out in time.<br> <br> ''[Chorus x2]''<br> La la-la la la,<br> Warm it up.<br> La la-la la la,<br> AdMech toys are waiting.<br> <br> My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br> And they're like,<br> The best forge world's Mars!<br> Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br> We can teach you,<br> 'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br> <br> I can see the machine spirit.<br> You want to be just some skitarii?<br> Tech geeks and freaks with toys<br> That can't be bought.<br> Just know: heretics get caught.<br> Watch out if you're smart,<br> <br> ''[Chorus x2]''<br> La la-la la la,<br> Warm it up.<br> La la-la la la,<br> AdMech toys are waiting.<br> <br> My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br> And they're like,<br> The best forge world's Mars!<br> Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br> We can teach you,<br> 'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br> <br> Omnissiah says "get involved."<br> Enginseers practice every day so<br> You must maintain your firearm.<br> Same time maintain your iron halo<br> And you will learn to mend.<br> (Plus work on our titans!)<br> Then next honour spark plugs, the wheel and flint.<br> Then starting your car is a blessed event!<br> <br> ''[Chorus x2]'' La la-la la la,<br> Warm it up.<br> La la-la la la,<br> AdMech toys are waiting.<br> <br> My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br> And they're like,<br> The best forge world's Mars!<br> Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br> We can teach you,<br> 'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br> ===The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat=== I'm in a dread.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> Everybody start running<br> Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> Take a good hard look<br> at the motherfucking dread.<br> I'm in a dread, motherfuckers, so you better run.<br> In a dread, blastin' you away with my giant gun.<br> Bustin' heretics, making 'em wish they were dead.<br> You can't stop me, motherfuckers 'cause I'm in a dread.<br> Take your shot, bitch,<br> I'm in a dread, witch.<br> And my adamantium armour's so thick.<br> I've got my giant fists<br> And my meltagun.<br> You were already dead before the war begun.<br> I'm riding in a drop pod<br> Falling to the ground<br> The drop pod's arriving,<br> Making a terrible sound.<br> But this ain't Slaanesh<br> This is the Emperor's hound,<br> An airborne dreadnought, motherfucking, coming inbound.<br> Fuck you, I'm in a dread, motherfuckers.<br> Fuck guns, I cheated death, motherfuckers.<br> I'm here with Chapter Master Seth, motherfuckers.<br> I can't even draw breath motherfuckers.<br> Oh, Emprah, if you could hear my roar,<br> As I'm waging your eternal war,<br> Covering the ground with xeno gore<br> Like Ursarkar Creed, anything is possible.<br> Never thought I'd be in a dread.<br> Blood staining my armor red.<br> Sanguinius, look at me.<br> Never thought I'd see the day,<br> I'd watch myself decay.<br> Believe me when I say<br> I fought in the Great Crusade.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> Everybody start running,<br> 'Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> I'm in a dread.<br> Take a good hard look<br> At the motherfucking dread. ===Tom Jones: Delilah=== I saw the gleam of the claw that she passed through my forces<br> I saw the flickering red fire of evil in her eyes<br> She was my daemon<br> As she decieved me I watched and made plans for her demise<br> My my my Defiler<br> Why why why Defiler<br> I could see, that thing was no good for me<br> But I found the Warp had a craving for debris<br> At battle's end when my troops ran away I was waiting<br> I crossed the field to her spot and she writhed some more<br> She stood there laughing<br> I felt my Powerfist clench and she laughed no more<br> My my my Defiler<br> Why why why Defiler<br> So before they come to fuck up my base<br> Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more<br> Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more ===Cage the Elephant: Ain't no Rest for the Wicked=== I was walking through the Hive<br> When out the corner of my eye<br> I saw a filthy teenage girl approaching me.<br> She said sir can you spare a Throne<br> For a girl all alone <br> Perhaps I'd keep you company?<br> I looked into her eyes<br> And saw the sin of vice<br> I knew the Dark Gods held her in their sway<br> Offering Prayer to the Emperor, <br> I raised and aimed by Hecutor<br> And swiftly put a bullet in her head. <br> Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br> Salvation doesn't come for free,<br> I got fiends to slay, <br> I got men to save, <br> I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br> I know I can't lose Faith,<br> I can't give in,<br> Though sometimes I fear I could,<br> Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br> Until we give our lives for Good. <br> As I continued through the hive<br> I go walking past a bar<br> When a man clad just in paint burst out the door<br> And then he looked at me and screamed<br> Swung an axe right at my neck,<br> I saw no reason or thought behind his eyes<br> I barely dodged the attack <br> And knew that I had to fight back<br> So I steeled myself and drew my gun to fight<br> I racked my boltgun with a click<br> And blew apart the heretic<br> And stood over his corpse right in the street. <br> Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br> Salvation doesn't come for free,<br> I got fiends to slay, <br> I got men to save, <br> I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br> I know I can't lose Faith,<br> I can't give in,<br> Though sometimes I fear I could,<br> Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br> Until we give our lives for Good. <br> Now, much later in the day<br> I went to rest in my own hab,<br> And watched the pict-vid to find out the latest news<br> I was listening to reports<br> About rebellions all around<br> And felt a fire stirring deep inside my heart<br> There are enemies without<br> and there are enemies within, <br> It's up to us to defend our Imperium<br> So I urge all mankind to fight<br> For what we know deep down is right<br> The sacred glory of the God Emperor of Man!<br> Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br> Salvation doesn't come for free,<br> We got fiends to slay, <br> We got men to save, <br> We must strive to each live Faithfully<br> Oh no<br> We can't give in,<br> We can't have doubt,<br> If we want to survive these times. <br> Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br> Until we give our lives for Good. <br> ===One night in Bangkok=== [IMPERIAL]<br> Hive world, Imperial setting<br> And the hive don't know that the hive is getting<br> The creme de la creme of the regicide world in a<br> Show with everything but Ol' Cain<br> Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute<br> Since the Slaanesh spa had the regi boys in it<br> All change -- don't you know that when you<br> Play at this level there's no ordinary venue<br> It's Fenris -- or Gravalax -- or a Craftworld -- or -- or this place!<br> [CULTISTS]<br> One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br> The boys are temples and the girls are free<br> You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br> And if you're lucky then the god's a she (right now)<br> I can feel Slaaneshiis sliding up to me (Oh dear)<br> [IMPERIAL]<br> One world's very like another<br> When your head's down over your pieces, brother<br> [CULTISTS]<br> It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity<br> To be looking at the board, not looking at the city<br> [IMPERIAL]<br> Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking hive --<br> [CULTISTS]<br> Tea, tarts, warm, sweet<br> Some are set up in the Penthouse Plateau suite<br> [IMPERIAL]<br> Frag off! You're talking to a tourist<br> Whose every game's among the purest<br> I get my kicks with His blessing, Snotling!<br> [CULTISTS]<br> One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br> Not much between despair and heresy<br> One night in Bangkok and Inquisitors tumble<br> Can't be too careful with your company<br> I can feel a daemon walking next to me<br> [IMPERIAL]<br> Yarrick's gonna be the witness<br> To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness<br> This provides much more for us<br> Than a Waaaagh of Orks or a snarling Horus<br> Praise the Emprah' I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --<br> I don't see you guys rating<br> The kind of trap I'm contemplating<br> I'd let you watch, I would invite you<br> But the Sisters we use would not excite you<br> So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your Tarot parlours -- <br> [CULTISTS]<br> One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br> The boys are temples and the girls are free<br> You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br> A lot of flesh, a little heresy<br> I can feel a cultist feeling up on me<br> One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br> Not much between despair and heresy<br> One night in Bangkok and the Seraphim tumble<br> Can't be too careful with your company<br> I can feel Eth'reals floating next to me...<br> ===I Vow To Thee My Emperor (I Vow To Thee My Country=== I vow to thee my Emperor, Humanity above<br> Entire, and whole and Gothic, my life and my truelove<br> The love that begs no questions, the love that stands the test<br> That cleanses all who deny you, the dearest and the best<br> The love that never wavers, the love above my life<br> The love that makes unfaltered, the final sacrifice<br> Yet there are other Emperors, formed a great time ago<br> Most cruel to those that worship them, great weavers of sorrow<br> They may have countless armies, they may engulf everything<br> But their fortress is a rotting husk, their spawn is suffering<br> And soul by soul and silently their great powers decrease<br> And all their forms are faltering, and all their slaves release<br> I heard my Emperor calling, away across the void<br> Across the waste of emptiness, lest Terra be destroyed<br> His sword is girded at his side, his halo above his head<br> And around his feet are lying the dying and the dead<br> I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of his guns<br> I haste to thee, my Emperor, a son among thy sons<br> ===Heather Alexander: March of Cambreadth=== Lasgun's flash, chainswords swing,<br> Bolter's armour-piercing sting,<br> Warhounds run, flickering void-shields,<br> Fight Those Heretics till They Yield<br> Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br> Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br> Sound the vox and call the cry,<br> How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br> Follow orders as you're told,<br> Make Their Daemon Blood Run Cold<br> Fight until you die or drop,<br> A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop<br> Close your mind to stress and pain,<br> Fight till You're No Longer Sane<br> Let not one cultist pass by,<br> How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br> Guard your women and children well,<br> Send These Bastards Back to Hell<br> We'll teach them the ways of war,<br> They Won't Come Here Any More<br> Use your gun and use your head,<br> Fight till Every One is Dead<br> Raise the flag up to the sky,<br> How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br> Dawn has broke, the time has come,<br> Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum<br> We'll win the war and pay the toll,<br> We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul<br> Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br> Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br> Sound the vox and call the cry,<br> How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br> (Repeat verse 1)<br> ===Rutland Weekend Television: Football=== [Commissar]<br> I blow brains out for the Emperor<br> [Blood Angel]<br> For the Chapter, I burn Orks<br> [Harlequin]<br> I dismember for The Laughing God<br> [Warboss]<br> Oi killz fer Gork an' Mork!<br> [Inquisitor]<br> I drop planet-killing bombs on the unclean from up above!<br> [All]<br> Yes 40k's the game that we all love!<br> [Plague Marine]<br> I spread STDs for Nurgle<br> [Noise Marine]<br> And I do it for Slaanesh<br> [Rubric Marine]<br> For Tzeench I scatter entrails<br> [Berzerker]<br> For Khorne, I'll eat your flesh!<br> [Chaos Marine]<br> I wish they'd bring back Malal, 'cause those other four are bores<br> [All]<br> Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br> [All]<br> We love Warhammer!<br> [Marines]<br> Cleanse! Purge! Kill!<br> [Cultist]<br> Aaah!<br> [All]<br> We love Warhammer!<br> [Chaos Marines]<br> Maim! Kill! Burn!<br> [Guardsman]<br> Ow!<br> [All]<br> 40k's the game that we adore!<br> [Dark Eldar Wych]<br> I loot and rape for pleasure<br> [Fire Warrior]<br> I kill for The Greater Good<br> [Necron Pariah]<br> I skin people for the Star Gods and then bathe in their blood<br> [All]<br> 'Cause in the grimdark future there is dick-all else but war<br> [All]<br> Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br> [All]<br> We love Warhammer!<br> [Necrons]<br> Move! Shoot! Move!<br> [Orks]<br> WAAAUGH!<br> [All]<br> We love Warhammer!<br> [Nids]<br> Om! Nom! Nom!<br> [Penitent Engine]<br> Ohhh!<br> [All]<br> 40k's the game that we adore!<br> The End!<br> ===Men of Harlech=== Men of Tanith, stop your dreaming,<br/> Can't you see their lasguns gleaming,<br/> Or their ruinous banners streaming,<br/> On this battlefield?<br/> Men of Tanith, stand ye steady!<br/> It shall not be ever said the<br/> Ghosts for battle were not ready.<br/> On you, Tanith men!<br/> From our worlds rebounding,<br/> Let this war cry sounding,<br/> Summon all at Emp'ror's call<br/> The mighty force surrounding!<br/> Oh, men of Tanith, on to glory!<br/> This shall ever be your story<br/> Keep these burning words before ye,<br/> Gaunt's Ghosts shall not yield!<br/> Tongues of las from nalwood flaring,<br/> News of traitors' deaths declaring,<br/> To heroic deeds of daring<br/> call you Tanith men!<br/> Groans of wounded Guardsmen dying,<br/> Wails of wives and children flying,<br/> for the Emp'ror's succor crying<br/> Hear you not their plight?<br/> Shall those voices wailing,<br/> Now be unavailing,<br/> You to rouse who never yet<br/> the Emperor's realm were failing?<br/> This our answer, crowds down pouring<br/> Swift as a bolter's wrath comes roaring<br/> Not in vain, His voice imploring,<br/> calls on Tanith men.<br/> Now to battle we are going,<br/> Every heart with courage glowing,<br/> Pride and passion overflowing<br/> In the glorious strife.<br/> Lo! the din of war enrages,<br/> Vengeance crowns the hate of ages,<br/> Sternly Tanith now engages<br/> the doomed Heretics!<br/> Hear the old pipes playing,<br/> And the soldiers slaying,<br/> Hot the strife while Tanith men<br/> Are lives of traitors claiming.<br/> Lasbolts fly as swift as lightning,<br/> Shout on shout the tumult height'ning,<br/> Aquila's gold wing is bright'ning,<br/> In the Emperor's name!<br/> Loud the Tanith pipes are sounding,<br/> Every guardsman's heart is pounding,<br/> As the trusted Gaunt surrounding,<br/> March you, Tanith men!<br/> Short the sleep the foes is taking,<br/> Ere the morrow's morn is breaking,<br/> They shall have a rude awakening,<br/> Wrought by Tanith men.<br/> With their lasguns flashing,<br/> And Straight Silvers slashing,<br/> Through the traitors' serried ranks<br/> The Tanith men are dashing<br/> Now the heretics are flying,<br/> Trampling on the dead and dying;<br/> Victory aloft is crying,<br/> "Gaunt's Ghosts win the field!" <br/> ===Manowar: Dawn of Battle=== Dreadful Thunder The storms moving in And Judgment day is calling! My soul has been stolen By my ascension as Khorne's Chosen! And the sound of glory ! I will send into the ground All that are found By the sign of Warmaker falling! The Loyalists will fall I will strike down them all Then you will know my calling The Blood God calls my name In the sound of the wind in the night My sword will drink blood! And I will fight Yes I will fight In the dawn of battle Dawn of battle I will rise up to Khorne's Call! I will rise up from the grave A brother of Angron A master to the slaves I am the soul Chosen Of the Khorne's Fire and His Rage I was wrought upon this galaxy Born to rule and battle wage By the total decimation Of the Imperium at my command! By the Axe! By the Sword! By Fire! By my hand! I give no explanation! I was branded by Khorne's Will To bring death and destruction To all that I now kill! The Blood God calls my name In the sound of the wind in the night My sword will drink blood And I will fight Yes I will fight In the dawn of battle Dawn of Battle I long to slay So I wait for a sign I wait for the Hordes To charge from the Eye From the dusts of carnage A promise to keep Then all who see shall believe Deliver into my hand The sword that is His Right Hand Let my journey begin So all shall understand That if I fall I will live again I will rise up to Chaos' Call I will rise up from the grave A brother to the Angron A master to the slaves I give no explanation I was branded by Khorne's Will To bring Death and Destruction To all that I now kill The Blood God calls my name In the sound of the wind in the night My sword will drink blood And I will fight Yes I will fight In the dawn of battle ===Antoine Dodson and the Gregory Brothers: Bed Intruder=== Chorus:<br> [Town Crier]<br> He’s landin' on your planets<br> He’s snatchin blasphemers up<br> Gonna purge em so y’all need to<br> Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br> Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br> Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br> And hide your husband<br> Cuz they purgin' errbody out here<br> You don’t have to come and confess,<br> They lookin' for you<br> They gon' find you<br> They gon' find you<br> So you can run and tell that,<br> Run and tell that<br> Run and tell that, heretic<br> Her- her- heretic<br> [Acolyte]<br> We got your DNA<br> You done left fingerprints and all<br> You are so dumb<br> You are really dumb–for real.<br> You are really, really, really, really, so dumb.<br> [Witness]<br> I was attacked by some heretic in the hab-stacks.<br> [Acolytes]<br> So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So<br> Chorus<br> [Inquisitor Lord's Report]<br> 'bout 5'9', 5'10'<br> Pallid complexion, bald cut like Astartes<br> With some little runes on his head<br> Clean cut, very gaunt face<br> Sent in my Sisters, when they walked in,<br> He had his hands around a tome.<br> First thing was to grant emperor's mercy,<br> And that's what they did.<br> Sororitas: ('ey!)<br> Chorus<br> [Inquisitor Lord]<br> Well, obviously we have a cultist in Lincoln Park<br> [Battle-Sister]<br> Are you serious, My Lord?<br> We got your dagger<br> We got your scent<br> I know what shoe size you wear, my boy<br> So you can run and hide<br> But we're gonna find you<br> Find you<br> Chorus x2<br> ===Ozzy: Crazy train=== Black Rage, but that's how it goes<br> Millions of traitors living as foes<br> Pretty sure it is too late<br> To learn how to love<br> And forget how to hate<br> Mortal wounds are healing<br> Life's a bitter shame<br> Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br> Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br> Let's Go!<br> I listen to chaplains<br> To get rerolls<br> I fight against Bloodthirst<br> Got my own set of rules<br> One person conditioned to keep some control<br> And Astorath lets me live just for the lulz<br> Mental wounds still screaming<br> Driving me insane<br> I'm fighting against Horus crazy brain<br> I'm im kicking Horus' ass in my crazy brain<br> I know that things are pretty wrong with me<br> You gotta listen to my RAGE<br> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...<br> Death company Chaplain<br> That's what we've become<br> Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb<br> Crazy, I just cannot bear<br> I'm living with something' that just isn't fair<br> Had a wound inflicted<br> Anyone to blame<br> I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br> I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br> ===SSgt Barry Sadler: Ballade Of The Space Marines.=== Fighting soldiers from the sky<br> Fearless men who jump and die<br> Men who haunt the Xenos' dreams<br> The brave men of the Space Marines<br> Golden wings upon their chests<br> More than men, the Imperium's best<br> Today we test one hundred teens<br> But only one joins the Space Marines<br> Altered to live off any land<br> Trained in combat, hand to hand<br> Never to hide their colours' sheen<br> They wear them proud for the Space Marines<br> Golden wings upon their chests<br> More than men, the Imperium's best<br> Today we test one hundred teens<br> But only one joins the Space Marines<br> When at last, he is released<br> One more Marine finds The Emperor's Peace<br> He has died for those oppressed<br> Leaving his Chapter one request<br> Cut the geneseed from my chest<br> To live again in the Imperium's best<br> One more young man to guard the hopes and dreams<br> Of all Mankind as a Space Marine<br> ===When You're Eldrad=== When Asuryan is too busy, and Khaine's a bit too much<br> They call me, by name you see, for my special touch<br> To the seers I'm a legend, to the mon'keigh I'm a dick<br> But call me by any name, any way it's all the same<br> I'm the gore on your shoe<br> I'm the pebble in your boot<br> I'm the daemon in your bed<br> I'm the bolt in every head<br> I'm the mine on which you step<br> I'm the pin in every hip<br> I'm the spore in your eye, makes you wiggle and writhe<br> And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br> This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br> I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br> And I do it all for free<br> Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br> While there's mon'keigh to make sad<br> While there's lulz left to be had<br> While there's pockets left to pick<br> While there's Dreadnoughts left to trip<br> down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner<br> It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it<br> 'Cause there's one born every minute<br> And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br> This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br> I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br> And I do it all for free<br> Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br> I pledge my allegiance<br> To all things skub and derp<br> Promise on my old Soul Stone<br> To do as I am told<br> For Cegorach has never seen<br> A seer quite like me, not only<br> does his job but does it happily<br> I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake<br> I'm the shadows in the Warp<br> I'm the Daemons they become<br> I'm the nightmare in your skull<br> I'm a Witchblade in your back<br> An extra turn upon the rack<br> I'm the quivering of your heart<br> A stabbing pain, a sudden start<br> And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br> This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br> I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br> And I do it all for free<br> Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br> And I do it all for free<br> Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need X2<br> It gets so ronery being Eldrad<br> What I'd do to see a Codex<br> Even for a little while<br> And no one loves you when you're Eldrad<br> I'm lying through my teeth<br> Your rage is all the comforting I need!<br> ===Weebl: Cucumber song (Spire Legis)=== We is takin' a trukk<br> Down ta Spire Legis<br> Cuz we 'ave 'eard they is all 'ummie free<br> Which makes it safe fer us ta plant new orkses<br> All fer teh WAAAGH<br> Just ya sees<br> 'Ummies are the orkses enemies<br> They try an' stomp us with their bitz<br> The only way few our boyz ta escape is<br> Drivin' a truk down the street!<br> ===Secret of Survival (The Wind In The Willows)=== [All Four]<br> First you see us…<br> [Tzeentch]<br> Then you don’t…<br> (All four disappear)<br> [Khorne]<br> Now you hear us….<br> [Nurgle]<br> Now you won’t…<br> [All four (reappearing behind Traveler’s back)]<br> It’s our secret of survival<br> In a very nasty Warp.<br> [Slaanesh]<br> Now you feel us…<br> [Khorne]<br> Now you can't.<br> [Nurgle]<br> Are we real?<br> [Tzeentch]<br> Perhaps we aren't!<br> [All Four]<br> It's our secret of survival<br> In a very nasty Warp!<br> It's our secret of survival<br> In a very nasty Warp!<br> [Traveler]<br> Is it really such a nasty place?<br> [Voice of Malal]<br> Oh yes, a very nasty place indeed<br> [All Four:]<br> Nastier than you could ever dream of!<br> [Tzeentch]<br> From up above…<br> [Nurgle]<br> And from beneath…<br> [Slaanesh]<br> Daemons…<br> [Khorne]<br> Armed to teeth.<br> [All Four]<br> Ready to attack you,<br> You're a snack - and you'd better run!<br> [Khorne]<br> Don't come to Innmaterium<br> If you haven't got a gun!<br> [All four]<br> Hahahahahaha!<br> [Tzeentch]<br> Every creature of the Chaos<br> Has to look out for itself!<br> [Slaanesh]<br> Got no Emperor here, or Space Marines<br> You could call for help<br> [Nurgle]<br> You're in the Warp boy<br> And every child could<br> Tell you that you've got no<br> Business to be here!<br> [All Four]<br> Oooooooooooooooooooooh!<br> [Slaanesh]<br> First you see us…<br> [Tzeentch]<br> Then you don’t…<br> [Nurgle]<br> Now you hear us…<br> [Khorne]<br> Now you won't.<br> [All Four]<br> It's our secret of survival<br> In a very nasty Warp!<br> [Slaanesh]<br> Now you feel us…<br> [Nurgle]<br> Now you can't…<br> [Khorne]<br> Are we real?<br> [Tzeentch]<br> Perhaps we aren't!<br> [All Four:]<br> It's our secret of survival<br> It’s our secret of survival<br> It's our secret of survival<br> In a very nasty Warp! ===Hallelujah=== Written by yours truly. I heard there was a secret word,<br> that Goto wrote and it pleased the Board,<br> but you don't care for canon, do you?<br> It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,<br> Horus' fall, the Angel's lift,<br> Boreale was shouting "Hail the Emprah"<br> Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah,<br> Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah... Khorne made you strong, but you were don goof',<br> when Eversor bursted through the roof,<br> he shouted WRYYYYYYYYYY right before he killed ya.<br> He murdered all your buddies there,<br> cut off your limbs, ripped out your hair<br> And from your lips came the "Death to Emprah"<br> Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah,<br> Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah... Heretic I have seen before,<br> in a bio-ship I walked the floor,<br> walls came alive and all tried to kill ya.<br> Creed's flag appeared on battleships,<br> infiltrated tanks blew them to bits,<br> through darkest space was shouted "Screw the Emprah!"<br> Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah,<br> Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah... There was a time, t'was a good show,<br> when Eldar appeared by row,<br> And Eldrad screwed us over big time.<br> The Necrons from the darkest depths,<br> send entire regiments to their deaths,<br> the Guardsmen were all shouting "Where's the Emprah?!"<br> Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah,<br> Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah... Well on the distant Terra,<br> sits our beloved Emprah,<br> guiding his children through these dark times.<br> Gods of Chaos, beasts from beyond,<br> monsters by the ancients spawned,<br> we raise our fist and shout "AVE EMPRAH!"<br> AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH,<br> AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH! ===Where there's a whip, there's a way (The Lord Of The Rings)=== Wher ther’z Gork <br> Ther’z Mork <br> And Wher ther’z Mork <br> Ther’z Gork <br> Wher ther’z Gork <br> We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br> Umiess don’t run, fight uz, heyz, heyz, heyz <br> Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br> Ther’z Mork <br> And Wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br> Wher ther’z Gork <br> Ther’z Mork <br> And Wher ther’z Mork <br> Ther’z Gork <br> Wher ther’z Gork <br> Ther’z Mork <br> Letz WAAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br> And wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork <br> Get in da choppa, cuz werz gonna fight! <br> There will be WAAAGH all dayz and nightz and mooar <br> Cuz thiz iz what the Orkz livez foooor! <br> Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br> Wher ther’z Gork <br> Ther’z Mork <br> And wher ther’z Mork <br> Ther’z Gork <br> Wher ther’z Gork <br> We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br> Umiess don’t run, fight uz, hey, hey, hey <br> Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br> Ther’z Mork <br> And Where ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br> Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br> Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br> ===I'm a good ol' heretic=== Oh, I'm a good ol' heretic<br> Yeah, that's just what I am<br> And for your rotting corpse-god I do not give a damn<br> I'm glad I fought for Horus, I only wish we'd won<br> And I don't want no pardon for anything I've done<br> I hates the damn Imperium, those spergin' Cogboys, too<br> I hates those preening braggarts in uniforms of blue<br> I hates the nasty Aquila, with all its brags and fuss<br> And those lyin', thievin' Magpies lead by some coiffured wuss<br> I hates the Administratum and everything they do<br> I hates the Inquisition, their fucking Grey Knights, too<br> I hates those fool Astartes, I hates the Golden Throne<br> I hates the Ecclesiarchy praying to worthless bones<br> I fought with the Warmaster for ten score years and some<br> I caught some bolter fire, got an augmetic thumb<br> I lost more bits to frostbite, a campin' in the snow<br> But I killed a bunch of Loyalists, I'd love to kill some mo'<br> Now forty thousand Loyalists are dead in Istvaan dust<br> We got some more on Terra, before they killed Horus<br> They died to Chaos bolters, lasguns and plasma shots<br> Wish we'd killed forty billion, instead of what we got<br> We couldn't conquer Terra, but someday it'll burn<br> Inside the Eye of Terror we're planning our return<br> So I don't need no pardon for the way that I was made<br> Nor for the things I'll do to you in our next Black Crusade<br> Oh I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br> Yeah, I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br> ===Sailor Moon: Sayla Ork=== [[Image:Sayla.jpg|thumb]] Foightin' evil boi moonlite Winnin' lurv boi daylite Nevah runnin' from a real foight 'e iz sa un named Salya Mork (or iz it Gork?) 'e will... Neva turn 'is back onna boy 'e iz... Always dere ta destroy 'e iz... Da un on 'oo we can depend 'he iz da un named Sayla... ...Sayla [[Choppa]] ...Sayla [[Dakka]] ...Sayla [[RAGE|Foightin']] ...Sayla [[/tg/|Winnin']] Wiff sekrit powahs All so noo ta 'im 'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?) Foightin' evil boi moonlite Winnin' lurv boi daylite Wiff 'iz [[Freebooterz|Sayla Boyz]] to 'elp foight 'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?) 'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?) 'e iz da un... Sayla ORK! ===Electric Light Orchestra - Mr Blue Sky=== Warp storm shattered from the sky<br> There ain't a witch in sight<br> It's steel rehnin, Spess Mareens are on the way<br> And don't you know<br> It's a beautiful new day hey, hey<br> Runnin' down the avenue<br> See how his hair shines brightly, in the hive<br> On the streets, where crime was rife<br> The Emperah is living here today hey, hey<br> Emperah guy, please tell us why<br> You had to die away for so long<br> Where did we go wrong?<br> Emperah guy, please tell us why<br> You had to die away for so long<br> Where did we go wrong?<br> Hey you with the godly face<br> Welcome to your loyal race<br> A celebration, The Emperah's up there waitin'<br> And today is the day we've waited for<br> Emperah guy, please tell us why<br> You had to die away for so long<br> Where did we go wrong?<br> Hey there Emperah<br> We're so pleased to be with ya<br> Look around see what you do<br> Ev'rybody smiles at you<br> Hey there Emperah<br> We're so pleased to be with ya<br> Look around see what you do<br> Ev'rybody smiles at you<br> Emperah guy, Emperah guy<br> Emperah guy<br> Emperah, you did it right<br> But here comes a khornate knight creepin' over<br> Now his hand is on your shoulder<br> Never mind I'll remember you this<br> I'll remember you this way<br> Emperah guy please tell us why<br> You had to die away for so long<br> Where did we go wrong?<br> Hey there Emperah<br> We're so pleased to be with ya<br> Look around see what you do<br> Ev'rybody smiles at you<br> Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br> Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br> ===Monty Python: Lumberjack Song=== [Tech Priest] I wanted to be... a Space Marine! <br> Killing so many different xenos, as they war against planets all across the Imperium. The undying Immortals. The Nobs. The Wraiths! The formidable Farseer! The constantly screaming Warboss! The plucky little Slugga Boyz! The lumbering Kroot hounds of the Tau. The towering Big Meks of the Orks! The gargantuan Mega Armoured Nobs! <br> With my squad mates by my side, we'd purge! purge! purge! <br> [Tech Priest] I'm a Space Marine, and I'm okay. <br> I purge all night and I burn all day. <br> [Space Marine Squad] He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br> He purges all night and he burns all day. <br> [Tech Priest] I burn the Orks. I shoot the Tau. <br> Necrons eat my chainswords. <br> On Wednesdays I hunt Eldar, <br> And pray to Khorne in war! <br> [Space Marine Squad] He burns the Orks. He shoots the Tau. <br> Necrons eat his chainswords. <br> On Wednesdays he hunts Eldar, <br> And prays to Khone in war...? <br> He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br> He purges all night and he burns all day. <br> [Tech Priest] I burn the Orks. I hail Chaos. <br> Burn cities to the ground. <br> I put on chaos symbols <br> And stack skulls in a mound. <br> [Space Marine Squad] He burns the Orks. He hails Chaos. <br> Burns cities to the ground. <br> He puts on chaos symbols <br> And stacks skulls in a mound?!<br> He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br> He purges all night and he burns all day. <br> [Tech Priest] I burn the Orks. I bear warp blades, <br> keep saints' heads in a jar. <br> I wish I'd been a daemon, <br> So I could slay Calgar! <br> [Space Marine Squad] He burns the Orks. He bears warp blades, <br> keeps saints' heads in a jar?! <br> [Inquisitor] What's this? Wants to be a daemon?! Oh, My! <br> And I thought you were so loyal! Traitor! <br> ''Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the space marine who is a servant to chaos. Many of my best freinds are Space Marines and only a few of them are servants to chaos!'' === Promethium Road (Steve Earle: Copperhead Road) === ''Promethium Road, Sung by a farmer's boy from Gath'' Well my name's Anval Gidemore <br> Same as my father and his father before <br> You hardly ever saw grandfather 'round here <br> He only went to port about twice a year <br> He'd buy a couple bags of yeast and some plasteel line <br> Everyone on Gath knew he brewed white gyn <br> Now the arbites wanted grandfather bad <br> Headed up our pasture with everything he had <br> It's before my birth but I've been told <br> He never came back from Promethium Road <br> Now Father brewed the whiskey in a Leman Russ <br> Guard surplus they just toss the stuff <br> Cadian 18th written on the side <br> Just shot a coat of paint and then he looked inside <br> Well him and my uncle tore it all to hell <br> I still remember that putrid smell <br> Then the Arbites came by in the middle of the night <br> Heard mother crying, something wasn't right <br> He was busy brewing up the weekly load <br> You could see whiskey burning down Promethium Road <br> I volunteered for the Guard on my birthday <br> They draft the farmers boys first 'round here anyway <br> I did five years of fighting with the Catachan <br> I came back to Gath with a brand new plan <br> I take the seed that grows near New Jericho <br> And I plant up our pasture down Promethium Road <br> Now the Arbites got their gander in the air <br> Wake up screaming like I'm back over there <br> I learned a thing or two from the 'Catas don't you know <br> You better stay away from Promethium Road <br> === Avenue Q: The internet is for Porn. === Sung by Kharn and a Cannoness The Imperium is really really great <br> For Khorne! <br> I’ve got a fast starship so i don’t have to wait <br> For Khorne! <br> There's always some new fight, <br> For Khorne! <br> I war all day and night <br> For Khorne! <br> It's like i’m killing at the speed of light <br> For Khorne! <br> The Imperium is for Khorne <br> The Imperium is for Khorne, <br> Why you think the Warp was born? <br> Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br> I’m glad that we have Warp technology <br> For Khorne! <br> Which gives us untold opportunity <br> For Khorne! <br> Fight from your tabletop <br> For Khorne! <br> You can plunder rape and chop <br> For Khorne! <br> Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop <br> For Khorne! <br> The Imperium is for Khorne <br> The Imperium is for Khorne, <br> Me up all night gathering skulls for Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! [SPOKEN] [Canoness] That’s gross! You’re a heretic [Kharn] <br> Ah, sticks and stones Cannoness [Canoness] <br> NO really, you're a heretic Normal people don’t run around killing in the Imperium [Kharn] <br> Ohhhh? [Canoness] <br> What?! [Kharne] <br> You have no idea Ready normal people? [Abbadon, Horus, Angron] <br> Ready Let me hear it! [Kharn and guys] <br> The Imperium is for Khorne! <br> [Abbadon] <br> Sorry Emp <br> [Kharn and guys] <br> The Imperium is for Khorne! <br> [Horus] <br> I eviscerate! <br> [Kharn and guys] <br> All these guys unshethe their swords <br> For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br> [Cannoness] <br> The Imperium is not for Khorne!! <br> [Kharn and guys] <br> Khorne, Khorne, K--- <br> [Cannoness] HOLD ON A SECOND! <br> Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Abbadon, rely on the Imperium to kill off your excess followers <br> [Abbadon]<br> That’s correct. <br> [Cannoness] <br> And Horus, you once saved the Emperor's life <br> [Horus] <br> Sure! <br> [Cannoness] <br> And Angron, you keep killing whenever you can <br> [Angron] <br> Yes I do! <br> [Cannoness] <br> And Kharn, you love kitten <br> [Kharne] <br> True! <br> [Kharne] <br> Oh, but Cannoness <br> What you think we do after? hmm? <br> [Abbadon] <br> ...yeah <br> (EEEWWWWW!) <br> The Imperium is for Khorne! <br> Heretics! <br> The Imperium is for Khorne! <br> I hate Khorne <br> Grab your axe and cleave and hack <br> For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br> (harmonizing) Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br> I’m leaving! <br> Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br> Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br> I hate the Imperium! <br> Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br> The Imperium is for <br> The Imperium is for <br> The Imperium is for Khorne! <br> YEAH! <br> === The Scarlet Commissar: Into The Fire === Pius stood to guard the Emperor, <br> with his las clutched in his hand.<br> He was only a man<br> But he knew someone must take a stand.<br> There will always be a battle<br> but remember our Lord's grace.<br> there will always be perilous dangers<br> which someone must face.<br> Into valleys, into waters<br> Into jungles, into hell<br> Let us ride, let us ride home again with a story to tell.<br> Into darkness, into danger,<br> To Warp storms that rip the night,<br> Don't give in, or give up,<br> But give thanks for the glorious fight.<br> You can tremble, you can fear it,<br> But keep your fighting spirit alive boys.<br> Let the shiver of it sting you,<br> Fling into battle, spring to your feet boys.<br> Never hold back your step for a moment,<br> Never doubt that your courage will grow,<br> Grow your faith ever higher and into the fire we go .<br> Are there cultists that surround us?<br> Are there orks that block the way?<br> Shoot'em down, knock'em back boys,<br> And forward and into the fray.<br> Eye of terror? Time for valour,<br> Hold the Line, no, never turn.<br> Yes, it's into the Warp that we'll fly,<br> And it's Chaos who'll burn...<br> Someone has to guard the Emperor<br> Rush in, we shall defend him and win boys<br> When the Warp is saying not to<br> Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys<br> Never hold back your step for a moment.<br> Never doubt that your courage will grow.<br> Grow your faith ever higher and into fire we go <br> Let the bolter fire<br> Let the flash of it shock you<br> Choke your fears away<br> Pull as tight as a wire<br> Let their Chainswords strike<br> Let the force of it rock you<br> We will have our day, standing tall to the fire.<br> Someone has to guard the Emprah<br> Rush in! We shall defend him and win boys<br> When the warp is saying not to<br> Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys<br> Never hold back your step for a moment<br> Hold the Line! Oh, your courage will grow<br> Yes, it's higher and higher and into the fire we go<br> Into fire!<br> Onward, ho! <br> === Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up === We's no strangers to WAAAGH! <br> We frags ‘em all, shoots ‘em in da eye <br> A full bombardment's what we’s finkin’ of <br> We’s gonna make sure that ya all’s gonna die <br> We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’ <br> Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead <br> We’s all gonna blow ya up <br> We’s all gonna put ya down <br> Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br> We’s all gonna make ya cry <br> You’s all gonna say good-bye <br> Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br> We's fought each otha fer so long <br> Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but <br> Ya don’t wants ta quits it <br> Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long <br> We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it <br> ‘N’ I fink ya all shud be fleein’ <br> Don't tell me you's too blind ta see <br> We’s all gonna blow ya up <br> We’s all gonna put ya down <br> Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br> We’s all gonna make ya cry <br> You’s all gonna say good-bye <br> Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br> We’s all gonna blow ya up <br> We’s all gonna put ya down <br> Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br> We’s all gonna make ya cry <br> You’s all gonna say good-bye <br> Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br> (WAAAGH, blow ya up) <br> (WAAAGH, blow ya up) <br> (WAAAGH!) <br> We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow <br> (Blow ya up) <br> (WAAAGH!) <br> We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow <br> (Blow ya up) <br> We's fought each otha fer so long <br> Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but <br> Ya don’t wants ta quits it <br> Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long <br> We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it <br> We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’ <br> Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead <br> We’s all gonna blow ya up <br> We’s all gonna put ya down <br> Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br> We’s all gonna make ya cry <br> You’s all gonna say good-bye <br> Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br> We’s all gonna blow ya up <br> We’s all gonna put ya down <br> Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br> We’s all gonna make ya cry <br> You’s all gonna say good-bye <br> Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br> We’s all gonna blow ya up <br> We’s all gonna put ya down <br> Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br> We’s all gonna make ya cry <br> You’s all gonna say good-bye <br> Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br> === Wuppa Orky style (PSY: Gangnam Style) === Wuppa Orky style <br> Orky style <br> I love a bomma who is warm and shooty by day, <br> A classy bomma who knows how to bring the freedom of da WAAAAGH! to a planet <br> A bomma whose moves gets sharper when fighting comes <br> A bomma with that kind of twist <br> I'm a Greenskin <br> A Greenskin who is as warm as you during the day <br> A Greenskin who one-shots his enemy HQ with a Powa Klaw <br> A Greenskin whose hearts bursts when the fight comes <br> That kind of Greenskin <br> Beautiful, lovely <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, lovely <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Orky style <br> I love a Squig who is warm and passionate by day, <br> A classy Squig who knows how to chase enemy vehicles when packed with bomz <br> A Squig whose anticipation gets crazier when fighting comes <br> A Squig with that kind of twist <br> I'm a Boy <br> A Boy who is as warm as you during the day <br> A Boy who is bold as a lion with 11 other boyz <br> A Boy whose feet fleets when the WAAAGH! comes <br> That kind of Boy <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Now let's go until the end <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh <br> A shoota who looks classy but is killy when it shoots <br> A shoota who puts da foes down when the right time comes <br> A shoota who covers itself but is more sexy than a shoota who bares it all <br> A sensible shoota like that <br> I'm a Nob <br> A Nob who seems irate and gets angry when he plays <br> A Nob who goes completely crazy when the right time comes <br> A Nob who has bulging Klaws as well as muscles <br> That kind of Ork <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Now let's go until the end <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Kustom forcefield, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Mekboy style <br> Eh- Kustom forcefield oh oh oh oh <br> On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br> I'm a pilot who knows a thing or two <br> On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br> I'm a Ork who knows a thing or two <br> You know what I'm saying <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Furious charging, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa is Orky style <br> Eh- Furious charging oh oh oh oh <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Shall we go all the way from now on? <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Choppy choppa, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Choppy choppa oh oh oh oh <br> A choppa who looks quiet but plays when I plays <br> A choppa who puts me foes down when the right time comes <br> A choppa who covers itself but is more sexy than a choppa who bares it all <br> A sensible choppa like that <br> I'm a Warboss <br> A Warboss who dreams big but WAAAGHS! when he WAAAGHS! <br> A Warboss who goes completely crazy when the right time comes <br> A Warboss who has bulging ideas as well as muscles <br> That kind of Ork <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Now let's go until the end <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy, Greenskin is Orky style <br> Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy oh oh oh oh <br> On top of the running Xenos is the flying Marine, baby baby <br> I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br> On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br> I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br> You know what I'm saying <br> Dis boy is Orky style <br> Eh- Dakka dakka, dak, dak, dak dak dakka Orky styleEh- Dakka dakka oh oh oh oh <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Orky style <br> I love Mega armour who is big and protecty by day, <br> Da classy Mega armour who know how to bring the freedom from enemy dakka <br> Da Mega armour whose protection gets better when fighting comes <br> Da Mega armour with that kind of twist <br> I'm a Killa Kan <br> A Killa Kan who is as big as da rest of da boyz <br> A Killa Kan who goes about bein’ stompy <br> A Killa Kan whose rokkits bursts when they hit da enemy <br> That kind of Killa Kan <br> Beautiful, lovely <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, lovely <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Greenskin style <br> I love a Deff rolla who is round and spikey by day, <br> A classy Deff rolla who know how to bring the squish to an enemy planet <br> A Deff rolla whose spikes gets sharper when fighting comes <br> A Deff rolla with that kind of twist <br> I'm a Weirdboy <br> A Weirdboy who is as sane as you during the day <br> A Weirdboy who squiggifies his enemy HQ before it even chops boyz <br> A Weirdboy whose brain hursts when the fight comes <br> That kind of Weirdboy <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Now let's go until the end <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Shooty Lootas, Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Shooty Lootas oh oh oh oh <br> A Looted gun who looks loud but dakkas when it dakkas <br> A Looted gun who puts her foes down when the right time comes <br> A Looted gun who covers da enemy in shooty and is more deadly than a Looted gun who misses dem all <br> A sensible Looted gun like that <br> I'm a Painboy <br> A Painboy who seems calm but plays when he oprates <br> A Painboy who goes completely crazy when the brai-squigg transplant comes <br> A Painboy who has sharp ideas as well as instruments <br> That kind of Painboy <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Now let's go until the end <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Battle wagon, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom vroomah Greenskin style <br> Eh- Battle wagon oh oh oh oh <br> I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br> On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br> I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br> You know what I'm saying <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Dakka Jet, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa <br> Eh- Dakka Jet oh oh oh oh <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Shall we go all the way from now on? <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Choppy chainsword, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Choppy chainsword oh oh oh oh <br> A chainsword who looks quiet but plays when she plays <br> A chainsword who puts her foes down when the right time comes <br> A chainsword who covers herself but is more sexy than a chainsword who bares it all <br> A sensible chainsword like that <br> I'm a Flashgit <br> A Flashgit who seems rich but shoots when he shoots <br> A Flashgit who goes completely dakka when the right time comes <br> A Flashgit who has a bulging belly as well as a snazzgun <br> That kind of Flashgit <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Beautiful, loveable <br> Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br> Now let's go until the end <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br> Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- wretched gretchin, little runt ain't Greenskin style <br> Eh- wretched gretchin oh oh oh oh <br> On top of the running bugeyes is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br> I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br> On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br> I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br> You know what I'm saying <br> Dat boy is Orky style <br> Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br> Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh <br> === Warriors Of Terra (Manowar: Warriors of the World) === Here I see you stand from all around the worlds Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry All are gathered here, victory is near The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all We alone are fighting for the Emperor that is true We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of Terra Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of Terra Many stand against us, but they will never win We said we would return and here we are again To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain We are the hammer of His wrath, we are thunder, wind and rain. There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie And in their final hour they shall repent before they die If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side Gather my armor and weapons, tell teh chapter how I died Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real All who stand in my way will die by steel Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of Terra === I Love the Whole Board (I Love the Whole World) === Emperor: I love all humans I love our smog-filled hives I love crusading And taking xenos lives I love the galaxy With all its sights and sounds BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Horus: I love Heresy I love the sound of screams I love Isstvaan Even the plague marines I love my legion And crashing Terra's gates BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Da Orkz: I love WAAAAAGH-ing! I love my mobs of boyz! and being choppy! I love my deffgun's noise! I love da fightan'! WE'RE DA BEST, YA GITS! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA OI LOVE ME WARBOSS OI LOVE ME BIG DEFF GUN OI LOVE DEM 'UMIES THE WAY DEY SCREAM AN' RUN OI LOVE DA WHOLE WORLD N' ALL ITZ SIGHTS N' SOUNDS BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Eldar: I loathe my dark kin I loathe the orkish hordes I loathe the mon'keigh The Yngir even more I loathe you all, worms You are beneath my race BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Kharn: I love betraying I love to rip and tear I love my chain-axe Heads flying through the air I love destroying And punches to the face BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Tau: I love my homeland I love our high-tech suits I love converting And training new recruits I love the Greater Good And taming lawless brutes! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Tzeentch: I love all changes To men and to their land I love to teach them More than their brains can stand I love to ca-ckle... ... Just-As-Plaaaned BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Indrick Boreale: I love the EMPRAH I love to see STEHL REHN I love SPESS MEHRENES Be every ork in PEHN I love BLUD REHVENS And seeing ENEMEHS DIE BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Trazyn: I love collecting Obryon: I love my warscythe's bite Orikan: I love my visions Orikan Empowered: AND WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT Imotekh: I love my subjects Despite their craziness BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Space Wolves: I love Russ' beard And ales of potent strength I love riding wolves and their enormous length I love the whole fang and every bar and drink BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Angry Marines: I HATE THE EVERYTHING FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE TEAR BADGER SPLAT RAGE DESTROY SOME ANAL BLEEDING THERE I HATE THE XENOS I KILL SHIT IN THE FACE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE Macha: I love virginity And being your waifu I love the emperor One day I'll be his too I love the galaxy It's such a silly place BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Eisenhorn: I love the purging I love the holy flame I love the Emprah I love his holy name I love my day-job Purging all over space BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Butthurt Casual: I HATE GEEDUBYA AND ALL THEIR JEWY WAYS I HATE WARHAMMER AND SPEHSS MEHREENS ARE GAY I PLAY WARMAHORDES IT'S THE SUPERIOR GAME BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING Matt Ward: I love your money I love to rape the fluff With decent rule sets (ignore those Grey Knights buffs) I love 40k Except the Sisters stuff BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Black Templars: I love my chainswords I love to RIP AND TEAR I love assault marines Zerg Rushes EVERYWHERE I love this crusade I hope it never ends BOOM DE YADA BOOM DA YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Sisters of Battle: I love to burn things All heretics will die! With many meltas And flamers they will fry, I praise the emprah New codex coming soon (?) BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Inquisition: I love to purge things Burn each and every witch! And for the xenos Exterminatus bitch! We're inquisitors They never expect us. BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Games Workshop: I love more money I love our cheap finecast I love the pricehikes Stick balance up your ass I love you /tg/ We'll milk more money yet BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Dark Eldar: I love your anus I love to torture you With many poisons while dressed extremely lewd I love hedonism I don't see what's to hate BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Kroot: I love Tau money I love real special genes I love to go fight I love evolving things I love this whole world And all its tastiness BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Guardsman and Tyranids: I love the- OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? DID IT JUST- EMPRAH, NO! TO THAT POOR SPACE MARINE!? WE NEED SOME BACKUP HERE! OH FUCK, WE'RE GONNA DIE! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA /tg/ Troll: I love to shitpost! I love to laugh at you! I love my porn dumps! Nude elven slave wat du I love the whole board! And all its stupid threads! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Imperial Guard: I love my lasgun I love the Commissar I love the xenos And their blue tit -*BLAM* BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Adeptus Mechanicus: I love the Admech I love Machine Spirits I love the Titans And taking S.T.C's I love Omnissiah And all the servitors 01000010 01001111 01001111 01001101 00100000 01000100 01000101 00100000 01011001 01000001 01000100 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001111 01001111 01001101 00100000 01000100 01000101 00100000 01011001 01000001 01000100 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001111 01001111 01001101 00100000 01000100 01000101 00100000 01011001 01000001 01000100 01000001 00100000 01000010 01001111 01001111 01001101 00100000 01000100 01000101 00100000 01011001 01000001 01000100 01000001 00100000 Nurgle: I love my cultists I love to make disease I love my Isha I love all the plague fleas I love concocting Disease and rank decay BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA RPGfags: I love my Shadowrun! I love my Pathfinder! I love to roll dem dice! I love my Spellbinder! I love the whole board! And all its players too! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Slaneesh: I love all excess Excess is what I do Excesssive lettterrrsss Excessive rhyming too Excessive timing Or meter, as some might like to refer to it BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Necrons: ... ... ... ... ... ... (BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA) Ahriman: I love my knowledge I love ancient magic I love the webway And how I walk right in I love my legion Sorry about that thing BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YACA Genestealers: I loved the emprah His word was highest law I love the Hive Mind RIP AND TEAR with my claws I love my brood kin New masters of Mankind! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Abaddon: I love the Dark Gods I love my Black Crusades I hate Ursarkar the defeat that he evades! I will destroy that wretch! Cadia will be mine! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Kobold: I love the mining I love building the traps I love my brethren And our delightful yaps I love our dungeon It's such a comfy place BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Mary Sue: I love myself duh I love some people too, But I am the best At every thing I do! And you love me now Because I'm Mary Sue BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA 3.5 fag: I love the templates I love the easy rules I love the flame wars 'Cause 4e is for fools! I love 3.5 It is all that I play BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Chaos Undivided: We love our mortals We love our terror eye We hate the corpse-god But soon he too will die We're undivided We want your mind and soul BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Fortress Dwarves: I love the mining I love the sweet deathtraps I love plump helmets And all those qt cats I love my Armok Blood for the God of Blood! BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA I love my anvil I love my magma pools I love to kill elves 'cuz fuck those knife-eared fools I love my fortress and all the burning cats BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Pvt. Linda Redshirt and soldier: "I hate this planet I hate my whole platoon" "Look on the bright side At least the coffee's good" "That is the reason I've yet to kill you all" BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Failbaddon: I love despoiling I love causing harm I love blaspheming I love both my clawed ar- That joke is so old I fucking hate you all BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA C. S. Goto: I love my eldar I love multilasers I love... multilasers... ... ... ... MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS Generic Cyberpunk Soldier: I love my corp, man I love the way they work I love the fighting And that I'll kill some jerk I love cyberware And all the 'punky things BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Emprasque: I LOVE MY DOMAIN I LOVE MY CHILDREN TOO I HAVE TO SAVE IT IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO BUT I'M NOT A GOD PLEASE STOP WORSHIPING ME BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA Konrad Curze: I love the darkness I love hunting my prey I love my bat wings They really don't look gay I love my raptors But fuck the chaos gods BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA Marneus Calgar: I love blue armor I love our powerfists I love the Codex And all of its dictates I love avatars And smashing them to bits BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Xeno: I love my scarabs I love my quiet friends I love this song too! I hope it never ends! I love you /tg/ Without you I'd be blue. BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Monstergirl Fetishist: I love this fetish /tg/ has the best kinks Other boards just stare But who cares what they think? I love this whole board We're weirder than /d/ BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Magnus the Red: I crave all knowledge I love my sorcery I love the Emprah I'm serving loyally Watch out for Horus OH FUCK IT'S THE SPACE YIFFS BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA Trazyn the Infinite: I love my doubles I love collecting things I love Valeria I love the gifts she brings I love the galaxy and all its rarities BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA /tg/: I love the writefags I love the RPGs I love the troll threads I love the energy I love the whole board It is the one for me BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA === The False Emperor === (Spngebob Squarepants Theme) Are ya ready cultists? (Ay ay master!) I can't hear you! (Ay ay master!!) OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH Who sits on the golden throne dead as can be? (The false Emperor!) No good, a weakling, a false god he be! (The false Emperor!) If glory and power be sometime you wish! (The false Emperor!) Then pledge to Nurgle or maybe Slaanesh! The false Emperor! The false Emperor! The false Emp-eror! === The Twelve Days of Nidmas === On the first day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the second day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, two biovores and gargoyle on a spore tree. On the third day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the fourth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoule on a spore tree. On the fith day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the sixth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, Six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore, mines two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the seventh day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the eighth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leapind, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the ninth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the tenth day of nidmas the hivemind gave me, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the eleventh day of nidmas the hiveming gave to me, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. On the twelth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, twelve zoanthropes zapping, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree. ===The Call([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-HyYklN55U to the tune of of the song of the same name])=== Echoes from the Istvaan<br> Great hammers will fall<br> Under rocket torn skys all will<br> Answer the call<br> Strike from the sky<br> Ravens of yore<br> All faces turn now to war<br> Lord of the ash<br> Fight through crimson glow<br> Wolves of the north<br> Howl your cry's of the snow<br> Knights of Angels dark<br> Fight beside your brothers right<br> Bring us the strength<br> Of metal and of Mars<br> Heresy is rising!<br> War will weather the souls of the lost<br> Stand together whatever the cost<br> Shields will falter and many will fall<br> Time has come for us all<br> To answer the call<br> Pride of Inwit shore<br> Guard the Fortress of the king<br> Children of Macragge<br> May your bolter's eternally sing<br> Lords of blooded sky's<br> May your contrails burn bight<br> Bring us the Skulls<br> Of the hunted and slain<br> Shadows darken the Imperium's lands<br> War will weather the souls of the lost<br> Stand together whatever the cost<br> Shields will falter and many will fall<br> Time has come for us all<br> To answer the call<br> White gold<br> Burning sky<br> (For the souls of the lost)<br> Purify<br> War will weather the souls of the lost<br> Stand together whatever the cost<br> Shields will falter and many will fall<br> Time has come for us all<br> To answer the call<br> ===Horrible Histories: LITERALLY! (The Viking Song)=== Valkia the Bloody:<br> Was the summer of Sigmarzeit 2293,<br> When we sailed 'cross the great north sea,<br> Norscan Marauder:<br> Twin-tailed comet trailing 'cross the skies that night,<br> Ya should have known somethin' wasn't right,<br> Valkia the Bloody:<br> We arrived 'pon the Nordland shore,<br> And you offered friendship,<br> But we'd rather kill you for Khorne,<br> Yes, kill you for Khorne, woah, woah!<br> Chorus:<br> WE'RE TEARING UP THIS PLACE TONIGHT!<br> LITERALLY!<br> WE'E GONNA SET THIS LITTLE PROVINCE ALIGHT!<br> LITERALLY!<br> Valkia the Bloody:<br> We'll kill and steal,<br> Burn and drink,<br> 'Cause us Norscans don't care what you think,<br> Woah, woah, woah!<br> Valkia and Marauder:<br> Let us in, wont you please?<br> We're here to raid your Count's cities,<br> We're primed and ready to attack,<br> And we love how southlings try vainly to fight back,<br> You'll die or become a slave to me,<br> Though at times our slaves get chucked into the sea,<br> When the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!<br> Chorus:<br> YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND!<br> LITERALLY!<br> ITS GONNA END UP ON KHORNE'S THRONE IN THE END!<br> LITERALLY!<br> Valkia the Bloody:<br> And I'll drink a toast from your skull,<br> 'Cause we're Norscans!<br> That's how we roll!<br> Woah, woah, woah,<br> Valkia: Play that axe, Ragnar!<br> guitar solo*<br> Chorus:<br> WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE WHOLE TOWN RED!<br> LITERALLY!<br> WITH THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD!<br> LITERALLY!<br> Valkia:<br> We'll kill you and take all you own,<br> Get on our ships, go back home,<br> Woah woah woah,<br> We're goin' home,<br> Woah, woah, woah,<br> We're goin' home...<br> ===Monorail (the simpsons)=== *Crpytek: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth *Like a genuine, *Bona fide, *Electrified, *Six-gun *Monolith! *What'd I say? *Necron 2xh5: Monolith! *Crpytek: What's it called? *Necron 45rg + 55rg: Monolith! *Crpytek: That's right! Monolith! *[crowd chants `Monolith softly and rhythmically] *Necron 6h45: I hear those things are awfully loud... *Crpytek: It glides as softly as a cloud. *Necron h744: Is there a chance the track could bend? *Crpytek: Not on your life, my flayed friend. *Necron kr86: What about us brain-dead slobs? *Crpytek: You'll be given cushy jobs. *Necron 7j4f: Were you sent here by the devil? *Crpytek: No, good sir, I'm on the level. *Necron j68g: The trigger came off my tesla gun. *Crpytek: Take my guass blaster, my good man. *I swear it's Springfield's only choice... *Throw up your hands and raise your voice! *All: Monolith! *Crpytek: What's it called? *All: Monolith! *Crpytek: Once again... *All: Monolith! *Homverlady: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... *Lord: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! *All: Monolith! *Monolith! *Monolith! *[big finish] *Monolith! *Homverlord: Mono... D'oh! !!' ===Men of Cadia(Men of Harlech)=== Tongues of fire from The Eye flaring,<br> news of Chaos near declaring,<br> to heroic deeds of daring,<br> call you Cadians<br> Groans of wounded civies dying,<br> wails of 'tillery shrapnel flying,<br> others in their fox-holes crying,<br> for you Cadians<br> Shall the Warp winds wailing<br> now be unavailing<br> to us who have never yet<br> in battles hour were failing<br> This our answer guns are pouring<br> swift as winter torrents roaring<br> not in vain their vox imploring<br> calls on Cadians<br> Loud the Commissars are shouting<br> every manly heart is bounding<br> as our colonel we surrounding<br> march we Cadians<br> Short the sleep the Traitors taking<br> ere the morrows dawn is breaking<br> they shall have a rude awakening<br> roused by Cadians.<br> Gov'ner cease your weeping<br> Calm may be your sleeping,<br> your planet in safety now<br> The Cadians are keeping.<br> Ere the Emprah high in heaven<br> Alien and mutie, panic riven,<br> shall like Heretic sheep be driven<br> far, by, Ca-di-ans.<br> ===Turisas: The March of the Imperial Guard (The March of the Varagian Guard)=== The sun rose ove the wasteland<br> As far as the eye can see<br> Regiments fill the vast waste plains of this world<br> It's avian predators jeering at me<br> But they can circle until they drop dead<br> I have not come this far<br> To end, but to pursure my own thread<br> To join the Imperial Guard!<br> Guards of glory and of might<br> Hard as steel and strong as brass<br> Flies our banners as we march<br> Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br> There's men of Cadia and Valhalla<br> A few of Tallarn<br> Men simply searching for glamour<br> Some concealing their royal descent<br> The Emperor's hammer they have aptly named us<br> All we've come from afar<br> Diversity is what unites us<br> We are the Imperial Guard!<br> Guards of glory and of might<br> Hard as steel and strong as brass<br> Flies our banners as we march<br> Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br> Eastern Fringe, Segmentum Ultima<br> In the 41st millenium of the imperial date.<br> To the Ghoul Stars and beyond<br> This is where Segmentum Command have us sent<br> For fame and for gold<br> We once set the warp for these worlds unknown<br> Guards of glory and of might<br> Hard as steel and strong as brass<br> Flies our banners as we march<br> Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br> ===Grand Gathas Of Tzeentch (Grand Gathas Of Baal Sin)=== GRAND TZEENTCH, BRINGERS OF MAGICK!<br> Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick<br> Stun the norm, sublime ideas<br> Builders of restless towers<br> They grow to reach the Immaterium<br> NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br> NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br> Reconstruction of the golden age<br> Guided by winged feathered sages<br> Metaphoric mirage of the ideal<br> Materialize the spoken word<br> NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br> NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br> Under the eye of Magnus<br> And all the wise<br> All the lords of changes<br> With their liquid souls we're baptized<br> Tzeentch!<br> Caliphates of the truth<br> Ahriman fee ein Il'adoo<br> Polymaths are the ones who question<br> Polymaths are the ones who hear<br> Immaterium voices scream<br> Awake and march to the next domain<br> Under the eye of Magnus<br> And all the wise<br> All the lords of change<br> We're baptized with their liquid souls<br> Bringers of shadows<br> Shun the mask<br> That mask the illusion of the mass<br> Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick<br> Stun the norm, sublime ideas<br> Builders of restless towers<br> They grow to reach the immaterium<br> NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br> NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br> Magnus!<br> Tzeentch!<br> ===You Win or You Die (game of throne theme song)=== The Eagle grasps what it can to preserve it's peace. The Dragon consumes all before it in the East, (Chorus) A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old, A galaxy laced in lies, You win or you die, The Four bides there time in the great eye, The Daughters must pay the warriors toll, (Chorus) A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old, A galaxy laced in lies, You win or you die, The ancients seek for purpose among there ruins The youngest, await for there time to rise (Chorus) A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old, A galaxy laced in lies, You win or you die ===What a wondaful Waaagh - Loys Armstronk=== [[File:LoysArmstronk.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Loys Armstronk]] Oi see boyz of green,<br> red wartrukks too.<br> 'umies go 'boom'<br> for me an' you.<br> An' I fink to myself:<br> 'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br> Oi see Marines of blue<br> an' bikes of white.<br> Those beakie boyz they<br> sure know 'ow to fight.<br> An' I fink to myself:<br> 'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br> Our stormboyz and deffkoptas,<br> so orky in da sky,<br> blast away da faces<br> of humies goin' by.<br> Oi see gits dyin' and sayin':<br> 'Wot do we do?'<br> And then they's all sayin:<br> 'Oh, I'm froo.'<br> I hear panzees cry,<br> I watch 'em explode.<br> They'll fight no more<br> 'cuz they wuz too slow.<br> Then I fink to myself:<br> 'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br> Yes, I fink to myself:<br> 'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br> ===Heil dir im Siegerkranz - Anthem of the German Empire=== [[File:Wilhelm2.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Like the Emperor had an ancient German cousin...]] '''German'''<br> Heil dir im Siegerkranz,<br> Herrscher des Vaterlands!<br> Heil, Kaiser, dir!<br> Fühl in des Thrones Glanz<br> Die hohe Wonne ganz,<br> Liebling des Volks zu sein!<br> Heil Kaiser, dir!<br><br> Nicht Roß’, nicht Reisige<br> Sichern die steile Höh',<br> Wo Fürsten steh'n<br> Liebe des Vaterlands,<br> Liebe des freien Manns<br> Gründen den Herrscherthron<br> Wie Fels im Meer.<br><br> Heilige Flamme, glüh',<br> Glüh' und erlösche nie<br> Fürs Vaterland!<br> Wir alle stehen dann<br> Mutig für einen Mann<br> Kämpfen und bluten gern<br> Für Thron und Reich!<br><br> Handel und Wissenschaft<br> Heben mit Mut und Kraft<br> Ihr Haupt empor!<br> Krieger- und Heldentat<br> Finden ihr Lorbeerblatt<br> Treu aufgehoben dort,<br> An deinem Thron!<br><br> Sei, Kaiser Wilhelm, hier<br> Lang' deines Volkes Zier,<br> Der Menschheit Stolz!<br> Fühl' in des Thrones Glanz,<br> Die hohe Wonne ganz,<br> Liebling des Volks zu sein!<br> Heil, Kaiser, dir! '''Adepted version in English to suit the Imperium''' <br> Hail to thee in victor's crown,<br> Ruler of the fatherland!<br> Hail to thee, Emperor!<br> Feel in the throne's splendor<br> The high ecstasy in full<br> To be darling of thy people!<br> Hail to thee, Emperor!<br><br> Neither steed nor mounted knight<br> Secure the towering height,<br> Where princes stand:<br> Love of the fatherland,<br> Love of the free man,<br> Create the ruler's throne<br> Like crags at sea.<br><br> Holy flame, glow,<br> Glow and expire not<br> For the fatherland!<br> Then we all stand<br> Valiant for one man<br> Gladly fighting and bleeding<br> For throne and empire!<br><br> Service and faith<br> Hoist with courage and strength<br> Their chief aloft.<br> Warriors' and heroes' deeds<br> Find their laurel leaves<br> Faithfully preserved<br> Upon thy throne!<br><br> Forever continuing to bloom<br> Our flag may wave boldly<br> On the high seas!<br> Ha, how proud and majestic<br> Casts over land and sea<br> Widely the German eagle<br> Its flaming gaze.<br><br> Be, Emperor, here<br> Thy people's ornament for many a year<br> Humanity's pride!<br> Feel in the throne's splendor,<br> The high ecstasy in full<br> To be darling of thy people!<br> Hail to thee, Emperor!<br> ===Mr. Preacher Man=== It's nine o'clock on St.Sabat's day<br> The regular crowd shuffles in<br> There's a veteran sitting next to me<br> Makin' love to his Gorsk White Gyn<br><br> He says, "Son can you play me a memory<br> I'm not really sure how it goes,<br> But it's sad and it's sweet<br> And I knew it complete<br> When I wore the comissariat’s clothes"<br><br> La la la, di da da<br> La la, di da da da dum<br><br> Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br> preach us the gospel tonight<br> Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br> And you've got us feeling alright<br><br> Now John at the bar is a friend of mine<br> He gets me amasec for free<br> And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke<br> But there's someplace that he'd rather be<br><br> He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"<br> As a smile ran away from his face<br> "Well, I'm sure that I could be a Baneblade man<br> If I could get out of this place"<br><br> Oh, la la la, di da da<br> La la, di da da da dum<br><br> Now Paul is a war logs archivist<br> Who never had time for a wife<br> And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy<br> And probably will be for life<br><br> And the servitor's praising Astartes<br> As the vostroyans slowly get stoned,<br> Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness<br> But it's better than drinking alone!<br><br> Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br> Preach us the gospel tonight<br> Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br> And you've got us feeling alright<br><br> It's a pretty good crowd for St.Sabat’s day<br> And the magos gives me a smile<br> 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see<br> To forget about life for a while<br><br> And the vox-caster sounds like a carnival<br> And the microphone smells like a seal<br> And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar<br> And say "Man what are you doing here?"<br><br> Oh, la la la, di da da<br> La la, di da da da dum<br><br> Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br> Preach us the gospel tonight<br> Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br> And you've got us feeling alright<br> ===Chaotic Terror (Accept: Teutonic Terror - Khorne Edition)=== Back to the frontlines, back at the night<br> Evil marauders back in the lights<br> Back for the slaughter, the fuel of the flames<br> The roar of the thunder, back in the game<br> Storming the strongholds, swords in the air<br> Killing Astartes in their own lair<br> Lighting the thorches, setting the stage<br> You get what you ask for... right in the face<br><br> Six string chainswords<br> And screams in the night<br> War clubs pounding<br> Living just for the fight<br><br> So we drive, thru the night<br> With the howling wind at our backs<br> Riding on Chaotic Terror<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br> String up the razors, sharpen the blades<br> Tighten the skins up, no one escapes<br> Crack up the grindstone, load up to sleds<br> Saddle the Juggers, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!<br><br> Six string chainswords<br> And screams in the night<br> War clubs pounding<br> Living just for the fight<br><br> So we drive, thru the night<br> With the howling wind at our backs<br> Riding on Chaotic Terror<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br> For the roar of the crowd<br> For the raging frontal attack<br> Delivering the Chaotic Terror<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br> ''guitar solo''<br><br> Six string chainswords<br> And screams in the night<br> War clubs pounding<br> Living just for the fight<br><br> So we drive, thru the night<br> With the howling wind at our backs<br> Riding on Chaotic Terror<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br> For the roar of the crowd<br> For the raging frontal attack<br> Delivering the Chaotic Terror<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br> We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br> ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s Through fire and flames - Farsight Enclaves]=== On a cold winter morning<br> In the time before the light<br> In flames of dead Ethereal's reign<br> Deepstrike towards the fight<br> When the darkness has fallen down<br> and the times are tough alright<br> The sound of evil laughter falls<br> on Agrellan tonight<br> Fighting hard, Crisis against steel<br> Through the wastelands evermore<br> The scattered souls will feel the hell<br> Exterminatus on this world<br> On the blackest plains in Hell's domain<br> We watch them as they go<br> Through the fire and pain and once again we know!<br> So now we fly ever free<br> We're free before the firestorm<br> On towards the Enclaves<br> Our quest carries on<br> Far beyond Shadowsun<br> Far beyond the Ethereals<br> Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!<br> So far away we wait for the day<br> For the lives all so wasted and gone<br> We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br> Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br> As the red day is dawning<br> And our jetpacks crack the sky<br> They'll raise their hands to the heavens above<br> With resentment in their eyes<br> Jetting back through the midmorning light<br> there's a burning in my heart<br> We're banished forever from the Tau empire<br> To a life beyond the stars<br> In your darkest dreams see to believe<br> Our destiny is time<br> From the Ethereals we'll be free tonight!<br> And on the wings of a dream<br> So far beyond Damocles Gulf<br> All alone in desperation<br> Now the time has gone<br> Lost inside you'll never find<br> Lost within Farsight's mind<br> Day after day this exile must go on!<br> So far away we wait for the day<br> For the lives all so wasted and gone<br> We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br> Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br> [guitar solo] Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah!<br> Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah!<br> [guitar solo] Now here we stand with their blood on our hands<br> We fought so hard, now can we understand<br> I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can<br> For freedom of e-very Tau!<br> So far away we wait for the day<br> For the lives all so wasted and gone<br> We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br> Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br> ===Powerwolf - Amen and Attack=== In nomine veritas<br> In nomine filii et patris<br> In nomine veritas<br> Et sanctus <br> Amen and Attack<br> Stand your ground against the storm And honor those who've died<br> Eins zwei amen & attack<br> Army of the Emp’ror sworn<br> Defenders of the right<br> Drei vier - amen & attack<br> When the night is cold and black<br> We sing amen & attack<br> And we lead the storm of the wild<br> With our comrades at our backs<br> Scream it! Amen & attack<br> And we fight with God on our side<br> Amen & attack<br> Amen & attack<br> Send the daemons from this world<br> No place where they can hide<br> Eins zwei amen & attack<br> Make them pray or make them pay<br> It's time to stand and fight<br> Drei vier - amen & attack<br> When the night is cold and black<br> We sing amen & attack<br> And we lead the storm of the wild<br> With our comrades at our backs<br> Scream it! Amen & attack<br> And we fight with god on our side<br> Amen & attack<br> Amen & attack<br> ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY Stayin' Alive - Knight Porphyrion (Bee Gees)]=== Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,<br> I'm a ranged knight: no time to charge.<br> Cannons loud and barrels warm, I've been stomped around<br> Since I was born.<br> And now it's all right. It's OK.<br> And you may duck under cover.<br> We can try to understand<br> The Porphyrion' effect on flesh.<br> Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,<br> I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br> Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',<br> And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br> Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br> Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.<br> Well now, AP low and Strenght high,<br> And if I can't get either, I really try.<br> Got the AV Fourteen on my shoes.<br> I'm a shooty Knight and I just can't lose.<br> You know it's all right. It's OK.<br> I'll live to see another day.<br> We can try to understand<br> The Porphyrion's effect on flesh.<br> Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,<br> I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br> Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',<br> And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br> Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br> Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.<br> <br> "He ignores cover. Somebody help me.<br> Somebody help me, yeah."<br> "He ignores cover. Somebody help me, yeah.<br> Stayin' alive." ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ Life on Mars - The Burning of Prospero (David Bowie)]=== [[File:No_comments.png|thumb|400px|right|Magnus did WHAT?!]] It's a god-awful small affair<br> To the girl with the shaven head<br> But the Red King is yelling, "No!"<br> And her Emperor's told her to go<br> But the Fifteenth's nowhere to be seen<br> Now she walks through her sunken dream<br> To the seat with the clearest view<br> And she's hooked to the holoscreen<br> But Prospero's a saddening bore<br> For she's lived it ten times or more<br> She could shoot in the eyes of fools<br> As she cancels their powers as...<br> Witches fighting in the main hall<br> Oh man!<br> Look at those wizards go<br> It's the freakiest show<br> Take a look at the Wolfman<br> Beating up the wrong guy<br> Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know<br> He's in the best selling show<br> For the Emperor!<br> It's on Lorgar's tortured brow<br> That Angron has grown up a cow<br> Now the astartes have struck for fame<br> 'Cause we go make war again<br> See the army in their million hordes<br> From Nuceria to Roboute's worlds<br> Reaching Terra is out of bounds<br> For my Emperor, dog, and town<br> But Prospero's a saddening bore<br> 'Cause I fought it ten times or more<br> It's about to be fought again<br> As I ask you to focus on<br> Witches fighting in the main hall<br> Oh man!<br> Look at those wizards go<br> It's the freakiest show<br> Take a look at the Wolfman<br> Beating up the wrong guy<br> Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know<br> He's in the best selling show<br> For the Emperor!<br> ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ The man who sold the world - The Primarch who sold the world (David Bowie)]=== We passed upon the warp<br> Spoke of was and when<br> Although I wasn't there<br> He said I was his friend<br> Which came as some surprise<br> I spoke into his eyes<br> I thought you died alone<br> Murdered on Eskrador<br> "Oh no, NOT ME<br> I never lost that duel<br> You're face to face<br> With Alpharius Omegon"<br> I laughed and shook Dorn's hand<br> And made my way back home<br> I searched for Arkhan Land<br> For years and years I roamed<br> I gazed a gazer stare<br> We marked a million hills<br> We must have died alone<br> A long long time ago<br> Who knows?<br> Not me<br> We never lost control<br> You're face, to face<br> With Alpharius Omegon<br>the ===Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons=== Spooky scary Space Marines<br> Send chainswords through your spine<br> Shrieking skulls will shock your soul<br> Seal your doom tonight<br> Spooky scary Space Marines<br> Bellow such a prayer<br> You'll shake and shudder in surprise<br> When your meatshields aren't all there<br> We're so sorry Space Marines<br> You're so misunderstood<br> You only want to purge xenos<br> But I don't think you should<br> 'Cause spooky scary Space Marines<br> Shout startling war-cant screams<br> They'll drop-pod from their Watch-Fortress<br> And just won't leave you be<br> Warriors beyond equal<br> Will kill, what's all the fuss?<br> Power armour will keep them safe<br> As Chaos' schemes they foil<br> Spooky scary Space Marines<br> Are clever all the same<br> They'll smile and put you to the sword<br> And on you lay the blame<br> Because spooky scary Space Marines<br> Fight for the Emperor<br> If you try to hurt Mankind<br> You'll hear their bolters roar<br> ===Weird Al - Weasel Stomping Day=== Faces filled with joy and cheer<br> What a magical time of year<br> Howdy Ho! It's Xenos Stomping Day<br> Put your Marine helmet on<br> Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn<br> Don't you know it's Xenos Stomping Day?<br> All the little girls and boys<br> Love that wonderful crunching noise<br> You'll know what this day's about<br> When you stomp a Xenos' guts right out<br> So, come along and have a laugh<br> Snap their alien spines in half<br> Grab your boots and stomp your cares away<br> Hip hip hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br> [Sounds of xenos getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and Tau-screeching effects]<br> People love them down the street<br> Crushing xenos beneath their feet<br> Why we do it, who can say?<br> But it's such a festive holiday<br> So let the stomping fun begin<br> Bash their Alien skulls right in<br> It's tradition, that makes it okay<br> Hey everyone, it's Xenos Stomping<br> We'll have some fun on Xenos Stomping<br> Put down your Lasgun, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br> Hip Hip Hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br> Xenos Stomping Day<br> Hey!<br> ===Emperor of the Universe/ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw Princes of the Universe (Queen)]=== Here I am, born to be Emperor<br> Im the Emperor of the universe<br> Here I belong, fighting to survive<br> In a world with the darkest powers<br> Heh<br> And here I am, Im the Emperor of the universe<br> Here I belong, fighting for survival<br> I've come to be the rulers of you all<br> I am immortal, I have inside me blood of Emperors, yeah, yeah<br> I have no rival, no man can be my equal<br> Take me to the future of you all<br> Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe<br> Fighting and free<br> Got your world in my hand<br> I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br> I was born to be Emperor of the universe<br> No man could understand<br> My power is in my own hand<br> Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you<br> People say you've had your day<br> I'm a man that will go far<br> Fly the moon and reach for the stars<br> With my sword and head held high<br> Got to pass the test first time, yeah<br> I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day<br> But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time<br> Yeah, yeah<br> Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha<br> Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh<br> Bring on the Sisters, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon<br> Here I am (here I am)<br> Born to be Emperor, Im the Emperor of the universe<br> Here I belong<br> Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe<br> Fighting and free, got your world in my hand<br> I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br> I was born to be Emperor of the universe (universe, universe, universe)<br> ===Ghostbusters Theme: The Deathwatch=== If there's something strange on the eastern front<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> If it's from the Warp and it don't look good<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> They shall know no fear.<br> They shall know no fear.<br> If you're seeing Nids, breaking through the fort<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> An invisible Tau sneaking through your base<br> Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> They shall know no fear.<br> They shall know no fear.<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> If you stand alone, kick you astropath<br> And call. (The Deathwatch!)<br> They shall know no fear.<br> I hear it likes the Guard.<br> They shall know no fear.<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> Mmh... if you're getting tons<br> of the freaky 'Crons, baby,<br> you better call the Deathwatch.<br> PURGING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!<br> I SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!<br> Don't you fight alone, oh no... (The Deathwatch!)<br> When you're facing a Waagh<br> Unless you wanna die some more<br> I think you better call The Deathwatch!<br> Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> Louder! The Deathwatch!<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br> ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0 Undertale Hard Drive: Fulgrim's Istvaan V]=== Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br> on the dark sands<br> of Istvaan V<br> Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br> It's a showdown<br> on the Drop Site<br> Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br> like my new sword<br> from the Laeran<br> And our minis got us frozen in time<br> like a portrait<br> in the dying light<br> I’m dreaming like no Primarch ever could<br> There’s my name! Up in lights!<br> Your weapon skill won't suffice baby!<br> I’m sorry I'm a better smith than you<br> Raise the stakes! Pick a fight!<br> You'll need that IWND, baby!<br> You got a lot of nerve brother<br> for this Dark Age we are now living in<br> You’ve got a lot to learn, Primarch<br> Do you really think you'll defeat me?<br> Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br> on the dark sands<br> of Istvaan V<br> Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br> It's a showdown<br> on the Drop Site<br> Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br> like my new sword<br> from the Laeran<br> And our minis got us frozen in time<br> like a portrait<br> in the dying light<br> Chemosian personality<br> Phoenician fabulosity<br> With treason, bloodshed, and intrigue!<br> Give the astartes what they need!<br> A star! For humanity!<br> My face! on a million screens!<br> Now turn your heel but don’t you flee<br> And indulge in heresy<br> Get a load of my sword skills<br> Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin’<br> You're gonna have to hold your head<br> Do you really think that I won’t win?!?<br> Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br> on the dark sands<br> of Istvaan V<br> Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br> It's a showdown<br> on the Drop Site<br> Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br> like my new sword<br> from the Laeran<br> And our minis got us frozen in time<br> like a portrait<br> in the dying light<br> Like a portrait<br> in the dying light...<br> ===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHc_HtssAqM The Pitiful Humans]=== [TECH PRIEST]<br> <br> You were always quite the weakling 403<br> Then we invaded<br> And you upgraded<br> Ba-da-ba-ba<br> Woah<br> 403, it's true that I found you<br> But look around you<br> Woah<br> <br> All your comrades are so incomplete<br> You can't see it, but they're all in pain<br> Their operating system's obsolete<br> So let's complete the chains<br> And get inside those brains<br> <br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> Woah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> Woah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's teach those pitiful humans, who just haven't a clue<br> Just what to do<br> Help them to help you<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Can you see the vision clearly, 403?<br> Soldiers embracing and interfacing<br> Beep boop beep boop<br> Shiny, new augmentics clanging sweetly<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Yeah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Gone is human error and fear<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Every issue tucked away so neatly<br> If you feel a sob or tear<br> Just turn that knob, and switch that gear<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Yeah<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [SOLDIER 421]<br> Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Let's teach those pitiful humans<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Who just haven't a clue<br> Just what to do<br> Help them and soon this will be you<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Rap beep beep bop<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Let's save those pitiful humans<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Let's teach those pitiful humans, who haven't a clue<br> <br> [TECH PRIEST]<br> If that's what we do<br> If that's what we do<br> Then<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Everything about us is going to be powerful<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> Give hail to the Omnissiah<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Everything about us is going to be so advanced<br> <br> [SOLDIERS]<br> All hail to the Omnissiah<br> <br> [Tech Priest]<br> You won't be fragile and impure<br> <br> [ALL]<br> Not pitiful fleshbags anymore<br> 'Cause<br> Everything about us is going to be cool<br> When... we... rule! <br> ===Pure Annihilation (The Exterminatus Song): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory=== [INQUISITOR]<br> Hold your breath.<br> Make a wish.<br> Push the button.<br> Come with me and you'll be<br> In a world of pure annihilation<br> Take a look and you'll see<br> Into this annihilation<br> We'll begin with their sin<br> Bombarding their eldritch creation<br> Heresy<br> that's beyond toleration<br> If you want to view paradise<br> Simply look around and view it<br> Anything you want to, do it<br> Wanna change the world?<br> There's nothing to it<br> There is no life I know<br> That survives this<br> Pure annihilation<br> Dying there, we'll be free<br> From your Xenos tyranny<br> You wanted to view paradise<br> This is your last chance to view it<br> Anything you want to, do it<br> Watch us change the world.<br> There's nothing to it<br> There is no life I know<br> That survives this<br> Pure annihilation<br> Dying there, we'll be free<br> From your Xenos tyranny<br> ===Take me home warpspace routes (John Denver; Take me home country roads)=== Almost heaven, Holy Terra<br> Golden hivespires and pollutant rivers<br> Life is old here, older than the trees<br> Humanities birthright, growing like a breeze<br> Warpspace routes, take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Holy Terra, Sector Solar<br> Take me home, warpspace routes<br> All the Imperium, built around her<br> Proud grey lady, stranger to blue water<br> Grey and dusty, Luna in the sky<br> Mist the taste of ashes<br> Teardrops in my eye<br> Warpspace routes, take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Holy Terra, Hive Augusta<br> Take me home warpspace routes<br> I hear His voice<br> The Astronomicon it guides me<br> His light reminds me<br> of my home far away<br> And on my warpace road<br> I get a feeling<br> That i should praise Him<br> Ev´ryday, Ev´ryday!<br> Warpspace routes, take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Holy Terra, sector solar<br> Take me home warpspace routes<br> Warpspace routes, take me home<br> To the place I belong<br> Holy Terra, sector solar<br> Take me home warpspace routes<br> Take me home warpspace routes<br> Take me home warpspace routes<br> ===Oh Nalwood of Tanith (Flower of Scotland)=== Oh Nalwood of Tanith,<br> When will we see<br> Your like again,<br> That fought and died for,<br> Your wee bit Hill and Glen,<br> And stood against them,<br> Foul Chaos' Armys,<br> And sent them homeward,<br> To think again.<br> The Hills are burnt now,<br> And Nalwood trees<br> lie burned and charred ,<br> O'er World that is lost now,<br> Which those so dearly held,<br> That stood against them,<br> Foul Chaos' Armys,<br> And sent them homeward,<br> To think again.<br> Those days are past now,<br> And in the past<br> they must remain,<br> But we can still rise now,<br> And be the First again,<br> That stood against them,<br> Foul Chaos' Armys,<br> And sent them homeward,<br> To think again.<br> Oh Nalwood of Tanith, <br> When will we see<br> Your like again,<br> That fought and died for,<br> Your wee bit Hill and Glen,<br> And stood against them,<br> Foul Chaos' Armys,<br> And sent them homeward,<br> To think again.<br> ===Die Young (Kesha)=== I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br> Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br> So while we're taking up arms<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> We're gonna die young<br> We're gonna die young<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> Flak coat, laser gun<br> Bolt or melta would be fun<br> Fightin' Orks, takin' heat<br> Dyin' till we hear retreat<br> Commissar watching so we're sticking around (you know)<br> He's BLAMing anyone not holding their ground (fo sho)<br> Waiting on some armor support (yeah)<br> A Leman Russ or Chimera escort<br> Or it'll be the last night of our lives (uh huh)<br> We'll keep fighting till we die<br> I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br> Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br> So while we're taking up arms<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> We're gonna die young<br> We're gonna die young<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> Catachans, taking shots<br> Gunning down those filthy grots<br> Light em' up, gettin' hot<br> Kill them, give it all you've got<br> It's pretty obvious we're gonna get crushed (you know)<br> Flamers and burnas are about to combust (fo sho)<br> Waiting on some armor support (yeah)<br> A Leman Russ or Chimera escort<br> Or it'll be the last night of our lives (uh huh)<br> We'll keep fighting till we die (till we die)<br> I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br> Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br> So while we're taking up arms<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br> Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br> So while we're taking up arms<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> We're gonna die young<br> We're gonna die young<br> Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br> Gorgutz WAAAGH- FireWAAAGH (Orky Firework) d'os yas ever feel like a worthless grot Gettin' stomped by 'umies 'anna Grow Again D'os yas ever feel so weak Like a 'umies skull One blow from 'aving in d'os yas ever feel 'lready stomped in 'eep six 'eet unda WAAAGH. but no git 'eems to 'ear a t'ing d'os yas 'now dat deres 'till a spot for yas c'os deres a klaw in yas yas 'ust otta pull da kord And let er rip Just Chopp da 'umies Just like da red gobbo's night 'ause Zog it yas a Warboss Come on stomp dem umies Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH As yas Chopp em into bitz Zog it yas a Warboss Come on let ya shoota burst Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz Yas duzzint gotta 'eel loike a 'asted Ork Yas a Speshal git, kannot be 'eplaced If yas only 'new wot da future 'olds Afta a grot iz stomped a umie iz chopped 'aybe a 'eason all da doorz iz clozed So yas 'ould open da one dat leads yas to da perfect Trukk Loike Gorkz eye, yas choppa 'ill glow and wen itz toime yas will 'now yas 'ust otta pull da kord And let er rip Just Chopp da 'umies Just like da red gobbo's night 'ause Zog it yas a Warboss Come on stomp dem umies Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH As yas Chopp em into bitz Zog it yas a Warboss Come on let ya shoota burst Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz boomz boomz boomz even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz itz always been insoide a yas now itz toime to let itz 'trough 'trough 'trough 'ause Zog it yas a Warboss Come on stomp dem umies Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH As yas Chopp em into bitz Zog it yas a Warboss Come on let ya shoota burst Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz boomz boomz boomz even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz boomz boomz boomz even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz ===Roboute - Rasputin (Boney M)=== (This uses the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLo02AquUCs Turisas cover] music.) <pre> There lived a certain man out on the eastern fringe He was big and strong but he kinda liked to winge His father found his world gave him twenty thousand men put them in to squads no more or less than ten He could breach the armor of titan Sword aflame with vengeful fire But he also wanted to be leader Of his own empire Rah Rah Roboute family name was Guillimeen He was a man who looked like a god Rah Rah Roboute Leader of the Space Marines He would make sure that humans lived on He wrote a bunch of words Said the legions had to go When his brothers heard They all just shouted no He swung his mighty blade Fought Fulgrim to the death But he wasn't very good And got wounded in the neck He was put into a stasis chamber Kept alive, a feat of awe All the while building newer armies Through his good friend Cawl Rah Rah Roboute family name was Guillimeen He was a man who looked like a god Rah Rah Roboute Leader of the Space Marines He would make sure that humans lived on But when the darkness and terror of chaos spilled out into the galaxy The demands to awaken this great man became louder and louder We need his kind again Said elfish chick Yvraine So she woke him up Pulled the poison from his veins When he saw what had become His heart was full of rage So he gathered all his men For Indomitius Crusade He went to the golden throne of Terra knelt to the emperor and said If I save us from this chaos terror Shit is going to change Rah Rah Roboute family name was Guillimeen He told the chapters what to avoid Rah Rah Roboute Leader of the Space Marines Said the codex was null and void Rah Rah Roboute family name was Guillimeen He sent them all brand new hovertanks Rah Rah Roboute Leader of the Space Marines And put primaris into their ranks </pre>
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