Editing Codex - Angry Marines 7th Edition (section)

====Angry Captain Satchel====
Satchel is the seemingly invulnerable Captain of the 2nd Company.

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! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points
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| Angry Captain Satchel || 7 || 3 || 4|| 4 || 3 || 5 || 4 || 10 || 2+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 (Unique) || 165
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Wargear: 
*Artificer Armour
*The Bag of Dylad
:*The Bag of Dylad is a Mastercrafted Adamantine Sack of Power Doorknobs with the following profile:<br>
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! Name !! Range!! S!! AP!! type
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| Bag of Dylad|| - || +3|| 2 ||Melee, Smash, Mastercrafted
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*Frag and Krak Grenades
*Twisted Lump of Metal

Special Rules:
*Inspiring Rage!!!
*Angry Marine
*Independent Character
*Unending '''RAGE'''
*Bearer of the Bag
:*Captain Satchel is the longest ever bearer of the Bag of Dylad, which seems to have a curse that attracts the bearer's killer. Satchel has survived the curse so far, because FUCKING CURSES ARE FOR FAGGOTS WHO SUCCUMB TO PUSSY-ASS THINGS LIKE DEATH. Still, the Bag has malevolence of its own, almost an Angry Marine bound within it, and it will be Satchel's undoing. He knows this, and he will go down FIGHTING. At the beginning of the game, randomly select an Independent Character in the opponent's army. Satchel re-rolls all failed rolls to wound against this character, and vice versa.
*Feel No Pain
* It Will Not Die (FOR FUCKS SAKE)