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===Alternate Ending; Victory=== John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy..." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "Radio bad! I throw radio" thought Joson. And he threw the radio at cyberdemon. "No, John. You are the demons" And then cyberdemon was a zombie. Meanwhile John was still not able to kill. "Joson was demons!", shouted John. "No, you John! You are demons!" - replied radio, which lied on rubble. And then rubble was zombie gibs. Except rubble blocking the entrance. But in hole in the ceiling, the hackerman appeared - engineer, technician, hacker and assault pioneer simultaneously - short and small, with tiny yet high-tech guns. "Get the grappling hook! Now!" - he yelled. And so, John climbed out of gibs before demons did. "Now let's blow it up" - said hackerman and blew up the gib pile. "I'm starting to think, that there's too many demons in there. We'll run out of ammo at that rate. I had 2 small computerized tanks parked in outpost on this part of map; they are autonomous, and can work by themselves. To connect to them, i need to reach the teminal, but door will suffice..." - explained hackerman. "You tongue hurt my brain! Me sense words wrong! Tho talk complikated!" - replied John. "I am military academy graduate - higher education, member of station personnel. In simpler terms: We less ammo than demons. Big gun there, it goes there and shoots demons when we shoot demons. Turn it on requires this tiny button box." - explained hackerman in simpler terms. "Buttons? Me smash door!" - said John and prepared to bash door. "Not yet. You select '1' '2' '3' - and it opens." - and after the hacker entered the code, door opened. Then he pressed the button again, and door closed. "Ooooh! Oooh!" - said John, and pressed buttons a few times, opening and closing the door. "I'll unscrew the panel, and access panel's tiny computer. From there, i log in and reach into local network, and activate them. Then I'll take care of Joson - we shouldn't let him to turn marines into zombies." "I unable to shoot - Joson home?" - confusingly proclaimed John. "We'll do that remotely. John and robo-tanks protect me, while i hack things." And so, John and tanks protected hackerman, while hackerman fiddled with door's microscopic computer. "Joson is bigger and stronger than you; my cannon is his rifle, and his idiot-proof BFUG can one-shot you. We would need alternate method anyways." "Joson steal you canon..." - angrily said John, clenching his teeth, while shooting demons and running. Blood was everywhere, tanks shot, demons shot, shrapnel flew. John was running around the room rocketly, and tanks wasere holding the line. The line was slightly bent. "He didn't steal my-- Aah, there we are! I got access to security cameras. He sits in his office. And we have the intercomms connection. So, i have idea..." Joson was menace on the monitor. He was big and strong and his eyes were going glow. His BFUG was sheathed on his back, and he was talking to telephone. He was equivalent 3 Johns, and John was equivalent 2 hackermen, and BFUG was massive even in relation to Joson. "Activate intercomms" - electronic humming went - "And then Joson became capable of speaking in fluid, grammatically correct, formal and scientific speech." - proudly proclaimed hackerman in intercomm. Joson was befuddled. He shrunk, sounding like deflating balloon. And then Joson was tiny smart geek, instead of massive dumb brute. And then, his massive BFUG fell on him, and he was not able to kill or stand or lift. And then, marines were not zombies. Gunfire and screaming echoed through the station. "WE WON!!!" - proclaimed John, standing on pile of demon corpses 3 times his height. "We should make monument in your honor! What's your name!?" - continued he. "It's confidential..." - said hackerman and vanished. And then Joson's old radio fell on John. It was turned off. "Ow!" - said John. And then John was drinking beer at home, with his father. "You wasn't KILL BY DEMONS" - proudly exclaimed his father. And then they had grand hug, as war was over.
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