Editing All Guardsmen Party (section)

== Interrogators and other characters==
The squad is often paired with other acolytes that even out the team and is frequently assigned to a new interrogator. Most of them aren't dignified with names and tend to die in messy ways while the guardsmen stay in cover.

=== The Rupert and Alfred ===
An offensively British former officer with a penchant for heroic charges and a slightly psychic butler. Leads the squad on three missions and doesn't fuck up too badly. For all his quirks, compared to the other Interrogators they've had to work with, he's a pretty swell guy. Has somehow acquired an extremely competent batman the squad calls Alfred, who is pretty much irreplaceable for the smooth running of Rupert's life. "Joined" the Inquisition after being a top-notch general got boring, via Alfred reporting himself as an unsanctioned psyker. The Inquisitor who picked the pair up (an old friend of Rupert, of course) then died and not wanting to be part of someone else's retinue, Rupert elected to become an Interrogator himself. 

=== Inquisitor "Oak" Quercus  ===
Everyone's boss. Officially a member of the Ordos Xenos, he runs a space faring Inquisitorial school and constantly sends Interrogators from all branches out to earn their rosettes. Mostly a bureaucrat that doesn't do much personal inquisiting, instead he has an army of agents tracking leads and recruiting teams for the Interrogators to use. The AGP's performance (aka not dying) has started to catch his attention, this may not be good, he may be a heretic. . .or an ork in disguise.

Particularly notable for encouraging tech-heresy in his underlings by deliberately refusing to issue them fucking anything, inevitably resulting in the AGP "upgrading" (and in one instance kidnapping) by salvaging xenotech, up to and including fuel for their "ship". This has led to Tink becoming better educated in xenotech than any guardsman EVER should be.

=== Jim and Hannah the Tech-Interns ===
Like interns, except with metal tentacles. The broest of cogbros. The only person they don't get along with is Tink, albeit for entirely separate reasons. They start out as junior cogboys, but after all the other cogboys on the Occurrence Border go completely nuts '''twice''', they're promoted to senior enginseers. While Jim would much rather stay on board tinkering with the ship, he frequently gets roped into the party's shenanigans.

=== Inquisitor Sciscitat (Asshat) formerly known as Interrogator (Data Nerd) ===
A nerdy control freak with a superiority complex; judged to be as useless in a fight as he is smug. ''Somehow'' ends up becoming a full Inquisitor and leading the squad on another mission in The "Stealth" Mission.


<Strike>Currently confirmed to be a complete piece of shit that sold out a group of legally ambiguous but loyal men over his own ego despite their proven ability to Get Shit Done by killing two inquisition traitors. Praise the Emperor's name and pray his just reward comes swiftly.</Strike> Somewhat surprisingly, it seems that he was really working with Oak when he did that. He is still a complete dick about it though, So continue praying to The Emperor for his just reward. <Strike> (He was confirmed to have the ship he was on blown up in the warp) </Strike> Still alive but finally recognized by Oak as "petty, insufferable, and incapable of seeing the results of their own actions."

=== Interrogator Angelica Dominicus (aka That Bitch) ===
Superhot woman and a Grade AAA+++ Bitch, thoroughly hated by the squad except for Nubby, who falls head over heels for her. The feeling is most certainly not mutual. Slaaneshi whores pale in comparison to her sheer hotness. She was caught by the AGP engaged in activaties unbecoming of an Inquisitor, and was locked away by Oak. The AGP was told never to speak of her again, as she was now out of their hair. Or so they hoped, but they're the AGP. Hope never works out for them. She burnt to death, courtesy of two incendiary bouquets.

=== Interrogator (AFK) ===
First appears in "Good Soldiers, Bad Educators". Has them assigned to him for a mission, fucks off and leaves them to do things their way. Doesn't get much development beyond not being around to fuck the squad up. Makes another brief appearance, at the end of "Interplanetary Man of Mystery" and another at "Interlude: Escape". Ironically probably their best interrogator.

Revealed to be named Ulmus in "Interlude: Debrief" by the Cogitator Adept. Turns out he's actually pretty important to Oak and maybe-probably-didn't set them up for a suicide mission. ''100% Alfred Approved''

=== Interrogator Bane Johns (Super Spy) ===
An absolute Chad who fucks Sororitas, parties hard, never loses, and is one of the AGP's most hated superiors. Pretty much Sterling Archer with a =][= rosette. Also an unlicensed psyker that siphons the good luck from everyone and everything around him, making him a walking disaster area that somehow manages to come out of every scrap smelling like roses. Seriously, this guy can fucking one man army entire hive spires full of scum, Arbites, and whatever else crosses his path. They won't be seeing him again anytime soon (or so they hoped, but hope always fails for the AGP).

Very, very dead after getting very, very possessed by a very, very assholeish daemon of Tzeentch.

=== Nutjob ===
A psychic juggernaut and psychopathic manchild. Mostly known for turning enemies inside-out. "Sanctioned" is pushing it; giggles a lot and does things you cannot brainbleach away. Shot heavy in the head while he (Nutjob) was mindswapped with another psyker, killing him (Heavy).
Currently dead, praise the Emprah.

=== Valerie ===
Sororitas Hospitaller Extraordinaire. Once was a Sister Hospitaller station full of pilgrims on a ship destine for a world in their first session of AGB. The AGB first ran into her there and Doc made a fool of himself and both began their relationship. After being encountered on several occasions, she joined the Occurrence Border (Based on the actions of Sarge, what a bro and a dad). Is dating Doc, and tolerating his idiot squadmates. Never, ever fuck with her patients (or Doc) or learn the hard way that she's as hard as her flamer-toting fellow nuns. Currently pissed off at Oak for Doc being kept far away from her and in danger. Seriously, never fuck with Doc.

=== Fumbles ===
He's a psyker and called Fumbles, what do you expect? Well, wrong you are then! Actually a very decent (and adorable) little guy, for a psyker, that is. Just needs a little inspiration and distance from untouchables and probability fields. In spite of most of the team's non-guardsman members either being rotated out or else killed horribly, and in spite of the team's frequent disgust with psykers, Fumbles has become a regular fixture on the team. Addicted to space speed, thanks to a certain Cretin. Also thanks to a certain incident involving Frank he may be at risk of being purged by anyone not from the squad. He also has hyper-sensitive and enlarged eyes after some warp shit, so now he wears some nice goggles.

=== Spot the Wonder Drone 2.0 ===
The most awesomest little Tau recon drone and the team's unofficial mascot, also why Tink is not trusted with the team's budget anymore. While an obvious example of Tech-heresy, the team has made efforts to disguise it as a proper servo-skull, with mixed results. <strike> (RIP Spot, you were so young) [[Meme|HE'S BACK! AND BETTER THAN EVAR!]] </strike> Was used as an impromptu weapon by a space marine (with attached wraithbone dildo). <strike> With the apparent end of series in sight, it appears Spot is dead for good this time. </strike> SPOT3.0 LIVES!

=== Fio the Tau ===
An Earth caste engineer the party rescued from a messy situation involving necrons, an Eldar warlock and lots and lots of heretek. Weeaboo and annoying as fuck, but good for fixing things. Hid in the Guardsmen's barracks for a while to avoid getting everyone blammed for heresy. He's somehow able to smuggle in some [[Anime|Tau animations]] for the ship's resident [[weeaboo|Tau culture aficionados]], which unfortunately includes a fictionalization of the AGP after their exploits on a Tau border world. Hasn't died yet, but has been "promoted" to being a crazy Magos Biologis' minion.

===Frank (the daemonthrope) ===
This Tzeentchian Daemon was first encountered when the team purchased the Occurance Border, not knowing that the ship was being used to smuggle child Psykers. One of the containment pods was defective, causing one of the children to be possessed by a Daemon with Smokey wings. This Daemon later possessed a Great Knarloc aboard the ship; after they killed it, they thought they were done with the Daemon. Later, a zoanthrope they were transporting got possessed by the Daemon, transported "halfway across the galaxy" by the party. It spent three chapters of the All Guardsmen Party trying to kill everyone but only managed to kill an absurd amount of astropaths (resulting in every Psyker in the subsector wanting them dead), oh and a fairly stupid inquisitor. Revealed by Heavy's ghost to be named "Frank".

===Ivana Krushyu===
A minion of Lord General Omurov who got seduced by Bane Johns. Mentioned to have "years of guard training". This woman stands a head taller than most men. After the mission was over, her memory was erased and she got re-indoctrinated into the Adepta Sororitas to give some unlucky Inquisitor a bodyguard. The Inquisitor in question subsequently got sucked into the warp when he tried to use his powers on Bane and Ivana managed to get assigned to the AGP's team. Currently probably lost in the Warp or something, because things got a bit Chaosy at the end there. Probably also serves Khorne now.

=== Sergeant Gravis ===
A space marine from the Emperor's Scythes and in charge of a [[Scout|Scout]] squad detachment. Bisected by a hive tyrant. <strike> Currently had his gear stolen by Nubs. Also panicking Doc as he tries to figure out how the hell to keep half a space marine alive.</strike> In the hands of a genuine deathwatch apothecary now! May end up in a dreadnought if his chapter can supply one.

=== The [[Occurrence Border]] ===
Their space-hulk/ship and <strike> part-time </strike>  FULL-TIME deathtrap. Bought at a real low price, if not at a second-hand price, then at least a fifth-hand Inquisitorial buyer discount. Is so tainted and run-down, it becomes stealthy by the virtue that absolutely nobody expects anybody important to be aboard this thing.

=== Duct Tape ===
While Duct Tape is not actually a character, it appears more often and tends to be more useful than any real characters.
<strike> except Nubby </strike> ESPECIALLY Nubby.

=== Explosives ===
Solves every problem in the story (sooner or later), Twitch's wife.

=== Chunky Salsa ===
Just interacting with the Party increases the chance of turning into Chunky Salsa by over 9000%.

===Sock Puppets===
These two puppets usually appear whenever someone smart needs to condescendingly explain background politics to the AGP. Appeared once on the Tau border worlds to explain the governor's nefarious plan to provoke a war, and again to explain the conspiracy against Inquisitor Oak's training school.

===Poker Room of The Damned===
Reoccurring warp phenomenon on the Occurrence Border. Where every ally or PC of the AGP go when they die. So kinda like the Eldar infinity circuit. Currently inhabited by Heavy (man with mushed head), Crisp (burnt up skeleton), Cutter (skeleton with chainsword) and the space marine scout (as in life but with huge ass tyranid claw permanently implanted in his midsection). Also possibly a random armsman who Doc tried to save but couldn't.

The Tribal Khornate who guided the party to the Chaos Temple before being executed by the accompanying cleric (who then died in the fighting) with a BLAM also turned up also turned up, once, and according to Crisp held no hard feelings against them.