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===Troops=== ====Angry Squad==== The bulk of the Angry Marine chapter are formed of Angry marines. When the Angry marines assault the enemy a foaming tide of yellow Ceramite and an endless tirade of profanity impacts the enemy formation. But as much carnage as the Angry Marines can wreck, their mindless anger can lead them to getting out of control and being baited out of formation by canny foes and destroyed in detail. This is one reason why the Angry Marines hate Eldar so much since, 'YOU CAN NEVER CATCH THE FUCKERS!!'. In this situation it's up to the Angry Sergeant's to bash their brothers' heads together to try and contain and focus their anger till it's primed to blow, and blow in the right direction. Without their Sergeants, Angry Marines are explosive. With them, they're shaped charges of unyielding hate and rage. {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points |- | Angry Marine || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 1 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry || 4 Angry Marines || 70 |- | Angry Marine Sergeant || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 1 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Angry Marine Sergeant || |- | Angry Veteran Sergeant || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 2 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> Wargear: *Power Armour *Boltgun *bolt pistol *Frag and Krak grenades<br> Options: *May include up to 5 additional Angry Marines for 14 pts/per model.<br> *Any model may replace his bolt pistol with two Chainswords for +1 pts/per model. *Angry Sergeant and Angry Veteran Sergeant may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' and/or '''Ranged Weapons''' lists. *Angry Sergeant may be upgraded to Angry Veteran Sergeant for +10 pts. *Up to two Angry Marines may take an Flamer, Plasma or Melta charger for +5 pts/per model. *if there are ten models in The unit, may one Angry Marine take an item from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' list. *The Unit may select an Angry Rhino or a Drop Pod as dedicated transport.<br> Special Rules: *Angry Marine *Inspiring Rage!!! (only Angry Veteran Sergeant) ====Cock Knockers==== Many Angry Marines have the combat skill to become Sergeants, but very few have the ability to actually control their brothers on the battlefield. These warriors are usually "promoted" to the Cock Knockers. The Cock Knockers are most (in)famous for their "power feet." Each kick with a power foot sends shock waves of force through the Emperor's foes. They are equally useful for knocking out walls or other barriers, without significantly increasing a Cock Knocker's bulk. Because of this, the Cock Knockers are the Marines sent aboard [[space hulk]]s when necessary. Given the close confines of a space hulk, the Knockers also have developed a preference for special sawed-off shotguns called "Master Keys." These shotguns have a range so short that a Cock Knocker is basically "PUNCHING THE FUCKER WITH A THOUSAND ANGRY FISTS," in the words of one Angry Marine. {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points |- | Knocker || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 1 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry || 4 Knockers || 100 |- | Knocker Sergeant || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 1 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Knocker Sergeant || |- | Knocker Veteran Sergeant || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 2 || 8 || 3+ || Infantry (Character) || |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> Wargear: *Power Armour *Chainsword *Frag and Krak grenades<br> *a pair of Power Feet Options: *May include up to 5 additional Knockers for 20 pts/per model.<br> *Any model may take a Chainsword for 2 pts/per model. *Any model may take a Master Key sawed off shotgun: +5 pts/per model. *Knocker Sergeant and Knocker Veteran Sergeant may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' and/or '''Ranged Weapons''' lists. *Knocker Sergeant may be upgraded to Knocker Veteran Sergeant: +10 pts *Up to two Knocker may each take an item from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' list. *The Unit may select an Angry Rhino or a Drop Pod as dedicated transport.<br> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! weapon name!! Range !! S !! AP !! Type |- | Master Key sawed off shotgun || 8" || 5 || - || Assault 3, Twin-linked, Ignore Cover, Bayonet* |- |} <br> :Bayonet: counts as a close combat weapon in melee.<br> Special Rules: *Angry Marine *Inspiring Rage!!! (only Knocker Veteran Sergeant) *FUCK FACE FUCKERS!!: ::The Cock Knockers have spent so many battle in space, that they've developed a sort of reverse Stockholm syndrome so that they find the 'FACE FUCKING BUGS!!' worse than anything else. The cock knockers have the preferred enemy (Genestealer) Special Rule. *FUCK DOORS!: ::If all models in Cock Knockers squad are equipped with a pair of Power Feet, they can move and assault through solid walls like ruin walls or defense lines like they are open ground, though they cannot use kick on the turn they choose to use this rule. *FUCK TANKS!: In the Assault Phase, For every three models with this special rule in an Unit, one model may choose to make one strength 10 smash attack against a stationary tank he is in base contact with, instead of making his normal Melee attacks. ====Angry Gang==== Angry Marine recruits are gathered into squads known as angry Gangs. Roughly simliar to other chapters scout squads, Gangs fill the same niche of stealth and infiltration, albeit it's less, 'shoot from cover' and more 'kicking the fucker when he's not looking!!' Angry Gangers lack the full anger of 'proper' marines so they're notably less loud. It's rumored that Angry Gangers become full marines only when they're angry enough to 'BREAK THE FOURTH WALL WITH SHEER ANGER AND SPEAK ONLY IN CAPs LOCK!!!!'. That information however comes from a possibly insane master of mindfuckery whom the inquisition manged to bribe into writing the Angry Marine's index astartes article. Full angry marines rarely have the skill to work with the Angry Gangers, seeing them as 'USELESS STEALTHY FUCK UPS!!' and having little desire to join in the 'hide and seek games' of the Gangers. Imperial guard Commissars are drafted, or shoved, into the squad, to keep the little 'FUCK UPS' in line until they can become proper marines. [[Image:Angry Gang.jpg|300px]] {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Composition !! Points |- | Angry Ganger || 4 || 3 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 1 || 7 || 4+ || Infantry || 4 angry gangers || 50 |- |Ganger leader || 4 || 3 || 4 || 4 || 1 || 4 || 1 || 7 || 4+ || Infantry (Character) || 1 Ganger leader || |- |very irritated Commissar || 5 || 3 || 3 || 3 || 1 || 3 || 2 || 9 || 4+ || Infantry (Character) || |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> Wargear: *Carapace armor (You can find it in the Astra Militarum codex) *bolt pistol *Boltgun (Angry Ganger and Ganger leader only) *Chainsword (very irritated Commissar only) *Frag and Krak grenades<br> Options: *May include up to 10 additional gangers for 10 pts/per model.<br> *one Angry Ganger may be upgraded to a very irritated Commissar for +25 pts. *Any Angry Ganger and/or Ganger leader may replace their Boltgun with a space marine shotgun or Chainsword for free. *Any Angry Ganger and/or Ganger leader may replace their Boltgun with a Sniper rifle: +1 pts/per model. *The Ganger leader and/or very irritated Commissar may take items from the '''Close Combat Weapon''' and/or '''Ranged Weapons''' lists. *For every 5 models in the squad, two Angry Gangers may each take an item from the '''Special Weapons''' list or one of the following: :*Flamer Charger: +5 pts/per model. :*Plasma Charger: +5 pts/per model. :*Melta Charger: +5 pts/per model. :*Grav Charger: +5 pts/per model. *the entire squad may take camo cloaks (You can find it in the Space Marines codex) for 2 pts/per model. *The Ganger Sergeant and/or very irritated Commissar may take melta bombs for 5 pts/per model. Special Rules: *NOT ANGRY ENOUGH: angry gangs do not count as angry marines, meaning commissars can use their HERESY! BLAM! rule on them. Angry gangs have the following rules: :*combat squad :*Furious Charge :*GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!! :*Infiltrate :*move though cover :*Scout *Inspiring Rage!!! (only very irritated Commissar) *Stubborn (only very irritated Commissar) *HERESY! BLAM! (only very irritated Commissar) ====Special Characters==== The following independent characters may be taken in place of an Angry Marine Sergeant in any Angry Marines or Cock Knockers unit. =====Dick Haggard===== [[Image:Dick Haggard.jpg|200px]] {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Points |- | Dick Haggard || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 2 || 5 || 3 || 9 || 2+ || Infantry (Unique Character) || 80 |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> Wargear *Artificer Armour *Frag and Krak grenades *HIS OWN FUCKING FISTS: Dick Haggard's fists are so rock solid they have the following profile: {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! Range !! S!! AP !! Other Rules |- | HIS OWN FUCKING FISTS|| -|| User || 5 || counts as two Melee weapons, Fleshbane, Concussive |} <br> <br> <br> Special Rules: *Inspiring Rage!!! *Angry Marine *I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT, SIR!: Dick Haggard refuses to guard a Captain, feeling that the Chapter Master is the only one truly deserving of his FUCKAWESOME FISTS! He may not join a squad with an Angry Captain or enter a transport with one, but he gains the Preferred Enemy (Everything!) if he is in a unit with Temperus Maximus. If Maximus is in the unit, Haggard automatically passes all "Look Out Sir!" rolls to pass, even in a challenge. =====Pounder===== {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! I !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Unit Type !! Points |- | [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10953012/1/AN-ANGRY-STORY/ Pounder] || 5 || 2 || 4 || 4 || 2 || 3 || 2 || 9 || 3+ || Infantry (Unique Character) || 80 |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> Wargear: *Power Armour *Frag and Krak grenades *Pounder's Pounders: Pounder's Pounders are a pair of power fists that attack at his unmodified initiative. BECAUSE ANYONE WHO CAN'T THROW A PUNCH FAST ENOUGH WITH THESE ON DESERVES TO GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM FIRST!! *a pair of Power Feet<br> Special Rules: *Inspiring Rage!!! *Angry Marine *FUCK FACE FUCKERS!! *FUCK DOORS! *FUCK TANKS!
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