Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===Blood Bowl (to the tune of the theme from ''Coach'')===

Come on down and play some Blood Bowl<br>
Get out your dice and have a roll<br>
Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know<br>
No matter what, you never know how it'll go

Let the blood lust consume your soul<br>
Performance enhancers take their toll<br>
Whether you win, whether you lose<br>
Whatever plays that you may choose<br>
All the fans want is Blood-<br>
-Bowl!

Down to the stadium we'll stroll<br>
To watch the Elves and Orks and Trolls<br>
As they all scramble for the goal<br>
While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes

So join us for every pass and throw<br>
And every last bone breaking blow<br>
Every kick, every touchdown<br>
Violence and gore, round after round<br>
It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!