Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

====Part 7====
*'''Gyro Zeppeli:''' That's right, he's another Zeppeli. He's still the guy to teach the Joestar about the power du jour (Spin), and he still dies near the end (though by then, he's done way more than his fair share of things and Johnny's come a long way). In the rebooted Jojolion universe, the Zeppelis were executioners and doctors for the kingdom of Naples, mastering the art of the Steel Balls for this particular job. Gyro, while competent, found himself questioning his conscience when he was instructed to execute a young boy for his possible involvement in a murder. Denying this accusation, Gyro decides to flee to America in order to participate in the Steel Ball Run race and win that boy a pardon, hoping to learn about his convictions along the way. He gains an ability at one point thanks to the Saint's Corpse, called "Scan", which allowed him to see using his steel balls, but he eventually loses it when he gave the Saint's eye to Lucy. However, when he masters the Golden Spin  near the end, he obtains an actual Stand named '''Ball Breaker''', who can bypass D4C's barrier and nearly ages Valentine to death. Sadly, due to a flaw in his ball, he was unable to properly finish him off before he died due to D4C's powers fucking up his heart.
*'''Hot Pants:''' She starts off as one of several competitors in the race who manages to keep well ahead in the race, all while rather thinly disguised as a dude. As time goes on, however, Gyro and Johnny cross paths with her and somewhat become enemies (Gyro's kinda pissed for her thieving them of the Corpse Parts, but Johnny's slightly more understanding as well as aware of her identity). It's eventually revealed that she was a nun of the Vatican in penance for letting her brother die years ago, and participated in the race to recover the Saint's Corpse, thinking that recovering such a relic would grant God's mercy. Her stand is the utilitarian "Cream Starter", which is a spray can of meat foam that can be used to heal wounds, dissolve flesh, and even disguise faces.
*'''Lucy Steel:''' Despite the 17-year age gap, Lucy is somehow the wife of industrialist Stephen Steel, the man who organized the Steel Ball Run (under Valentine's orders). Though she doesn't really do much early on, she's the first person to realize that everything's not kosher in this mess and fears for her husband's safety around the President. From here, she gets caught up in the mess of the Corpse, helping Hot Pants with infiltrating the President's house by impersonating Valentine's wife and delivering a warning to Johnny and Gyro. And she does all this despite lacking a stand. Welll...sorta. Eventually, she's revealed to somehow be pregnant with the Corpse's head (Don't ask. [[FATAL|Seriously, don't ask]]) and eventually becomes the Corpse itself, serving to empower Valentine's Stand through Jesus' own Stand, '''Ticket to Ride''', which can manipulate misfortune and probability to protect its user, as long as they get cut by their sharpened tears. Unfortunately, as one would expect from having the severed head of a demigod inside your cunt, Ticket to Ride is slowly killing Lucy and taking her over, which leads to Hot Pants' death. After Valentine's demise, she then manages to save the day by killing Dio using one last moment of "D4C" fuckery.