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====Draenei====
[[Draenei]] are squid-faced, holier-than-thou hippie space goats who worship angel-equivalent aliens made of pure light called Naaru. Technically called Eredar, two thirds of their race joined the Legion as Manari (corrupt) Eredar and became the leadership of the Legion after Sargeras' "death", the Draenei (exile) Eredar have been fleeing from the Legion and trying to combat the forces of evil in between ever since. Have been slaughtered by just about everyone they've met in their history. The exception was the Alliance who welcomed them at the behest of the Night Elves, making them extremely eager and friendly members, though they had to clear up a case of mistaken identity since many Eredar serve the Burning Legion. Speak in vaguely Russian accents. Technically the most scientifically advanced race who can produce electricity, holograms, instant communication, teleportation, and even what can generously be called computers using their crystal magic technology (all of said technology is actually magic and so doesn't remotely count as scientific advancement), although they've lost so much over the many holocausts they've suffered that little of it remains. You'd think this would give them plots with the Gnomes, but Draenei are the single most forgotten race in Warcraft to the point that a story involving a meeting of all the racial leaders of the Alliance left out the Draenei completely, which Metzen later had a good laugh about and added references to it later. 

Confused?  Okay.  The reality is that the Draenei are a fantasy adaptation of the Protoss aesthetic from Blizzard's other franchise ''Starcraft''.  They'd had Eredar and Broken as far back as ''Beyond the Dark Portal'', but they'd never fleshed out a visual style for their stuff.  All their technology, buildings, weird crystal shit, etc, is pretty much just Protoss in a "I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" kind of way.  

One should note that [[neckbeards]] get [[Slaanesh|ROCK HARD]] over [[Monstergirl|Draenei]] [[-4_Str|women]], and would give up all of their [[dice]] and their favorite [[40k]] army to fuck one. Often said to possess [[Dickgirl|massive horse cocks]], but these rumours tend to originate from [[/d/]] (in particular the MASSIVE amount of futanari porn that has been produced for them, which was probably inspired by the fact that they have hooves instead of human-like feet).
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